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Chapter 5278 - Let's Joke with You


For example, Deathstroke has a crazy backup plan, which is to remove the reproductive isolation between humans and other organisms through genetic means, so that humans can reproduce with animals and even insects.According to the adjutant's calculations, once this opening is opened, and at the same time some kind of cult in the name of the deformed nature doctrine is propagated, then within about two generations, all human beings will become deformed sarcomas, just like the monsters made by the ancients of Marvel next door.These powerful hybrid monsters will weed out humans in the natural laws of survival of the strong, just like natural evolution.The uncontrolled life force was terrifying, especially since the adjutant had attached some pictures to the plan, and even Superman almost threw up the scene.However, the adjutant believes that this plan takes too much time, and there may be variables during the period, such as the explosion of human technology, so the effect may not meet the expectations of total human annihilation.Sneaking a glance at the death knell who was drinking beside him, Superman rubbed his nose vigorously again, only to feel as if a bug had laid eggs in his nostrils.After settling his mind, he raised his hand and clicked on the second entry.In this project, called 'Hey, Hey, Hey', Superman sees a way to create a 'rare human' that looks like a human but feeds on humans.They usually lurk among humans, and when the time comes, they will launch various spin-off plans to kill each other.It's like throwing a large number of super spies into human society, making people unable to trust anyone but themselves, completely destroying the sociality of humanity, and leading to the extinction of humanity.However, the lieutenant did not estimate the effects of this plan very highly, believing that they would wipe out up to 59% of the population, citing the fact that humans had human cloning technology, and the sheriff's idea of popping up by observing praying mantis mating was not very strict.Closing the plan entry, Superman glanced at Death Knell again, who was eating marshmallows, and gave the strangulation a few more.Someone used to say that Death Knell is a calm madman, and Superman doesn't believe it, but today, he believes it a little.This is still the situation after blocking the most lethal plans, and I just watched two of them, and I felt very perverted, this is definitely not something that normal people would consider, right?

It is said that human beings have a tendency to self-destruct, and the death knell understands this, and the plan seems to be for humans to deal with themselves.Taking a breath, Little Superman clicked on the third entry, this plan is even more unique, its general content is to digitize everyone's lifespan, so that people can snatch each other's lifespan, and also make a standing, and the top few can get the reward of 'God'.This is still encouraging humans to kill each other, especially since there are still prizes, even Superman is a little moved, and he even wants to see how long he lives.But he was still a superman after all, and quickly calmed down and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.Compared to the previous two plans, this plan is aimed at the hearts and minds of the people, and the simplest point is that when people see with their own eyes that their days are short, they can do anything.When we are in a desperate situation and have no way out, human beings are the most ferocious and cruel beasts, and when we lose the constraints of morality and conscience and simply seek survival, human nature is often the most selfish.Thinking of this, Superman peeked at the death knell again."

No, you'd better pick it quickly, why do you keep looking at me?"

Su Ming rolled his eyes speechlessly, fed the marshmallow to the strangulation, and took a sip of wine himself: "I know that none of these plans are particularly good, but you are just acting anyway, so make do with it." ”"No, I didn't mean that."

Clark shook his head from another world, and he ran his hair back with his hands, making it look like Loki's hairstyle: "I'm worried that once these plans are implemented, the car won't be able to stop, is there a safer plan, the kind that can make people realize my importance by dying a few hundred people?"

”Yes, young Superman felt that these plans were too dark for him to grasp.He thinks it's acceptable to die a little bit and create an image for himself, but if too many people die, he can't help it.Su Ming, who put down the wine bottle, shook his head, he couldn't remember if there was such a gentle plan, after all, many times it was just an idea, and it was synchronized from the strangulation to the adjutant to file it.But he probably understood the plan that the young people wanted, that is, the kind of plan that seemed to be particularly loud and powerful, and the people who were kept in the dark felt that the earth was going to be destroyed and everyone was going to be doomed, but in fact there were not many people killed at all, and it was just the kind of plan that inflicted fear."

Adjutant, don't look at these backup plans to destroy the world, open the 'Teasing You' series of plans, and let Superman find them inside."

The silver-haired girl did it immediately, but she also glanced at Superman with disdain, and the meaning in her eyes was obvious, that is, she disliked Superman for being a vegetable and fun-loving.Since your heart is not ruthless enough, don't learn from your own sheriff to play dark games, you don't have points in your heart?

Check out these jokes now, and don't forget to sit at the children's table in the future.For the adjutant's gaze, Xiao Superman lowered his head a little embarrassed, he also felt that he was a little embarrassed to have big eyes and a small belly, but thinking that as long as the plan was implemented smoothly, he could be treated as a superhero in his hometown and enjoy the worship of Dachao on the earth, his heart was hot again.So he simply didn't see the adjutant's little expression, and cheekily clicked on the first of the many entries in the teasing plan.The plan is to create a huge alien Zerg to attack the Earth, wreak havoc everywhere, and try to enslave humanity.These insects are infinitely powerful, invulnerable, intelligent, and fearless of death, and can be described as natural weapons of war, the kind that make humans despair at a glance.But then the death knell hides in the shadows, leading people to discover the bugs' weakness, which is that they love music.As long as you pick a beautiful beautiful girl to come out and sing dynamic pop songs to make the invaders feel loved, then the bugs will immediately turn into beautiful girls and insect mothers to join in and become good friends of humans.

Superman looks like a question mark, this setting is too outrageous, right?

Is there really an alien who is so obsessed with a beautiful girl idol?

And what is the setting for the alien zerg to become an insect mother?

But I have to say, this chosen girl will undoubtedly become the life-saving benefactor of all mankind, and it will be difficult not to be respected in the future, and it will definitely be red to purple, but it's a pity that I want to be a superhero, not a super idol, and I can't sing and dance."

Well, Slade, look at this plan, isn't this really looking for someone to play a live-action version of Macross Fortress?"

Superman finally came back to his senses, and his otaku memories were reawakened."

Oh, yes, there's still "Macross Fortress" in your world, it's even better if you've seen it, if you like this plan, do you want to dance?

I'll teach you. ”admitted, Death Knell shamelessly admitted that he had plagiarized other people's ideas, otherwise how could it be called 'teasing you'?

This stalk was also stolen from traditional cross talk.

(End of chapter)