There is also some chaos on the hairy bear's side, but it is also in the city, and the suburbs and the countryside are quite calm, which is the advantage of being sparsely populated.During the day on the outskirts of Moscow, Superman easily asked passers-by about the situation in the neighborhood, and found out where the strongest Tony master who had fled to the countryside was, while he was sitting in a wooden hut, waiting for someone to apply him a perm potion.When the barber fled, he also took all kinds of guys who ate by himself, after all, craftsmanship can be exchanged for the guarantee of survival.While waiting for the perm, Superman took out his mobile phone and flipped through it, he was not worried at all that he didn't save people, but came to Russia to perm the matter of exposing it.Well, in fact, he was a little worried at first, but Knell replied: "Do you think the Americans will believe what the Russians say?"
”It's just such a simple sentence, little Superman is relieved, yes, even if he does a full-body exfoliation on the hairy bear's side and delays it all day, people nearby will take pictures of him and upload them to the Internet.The Americans will not believe it, they will only suspect that the Cold War opponents on the other side of the ocean want to stigmatize American heroes again.Yes, the current positioning of Superman is the hero who came out of the United States, at least the direction of the adjutant's hype is going here, he now opens his mobile phone and sees that it is all kinds of news pop-ups, text message pushes, and the news is not the same, but the people mentioned in these news have him.And because the adjutant has been following the death knell for a long time, and often plays the set of things of manipulating public opinion, she has a perfect grasp of the shock body.Shocked!
Superman did such a thing in public!
》Click on it to see that it is the scene of the Supreme Superman saving people in Paris, and there is a small video attached, which is the part where his cloak flutters and lands in the firelight, and the angle of the camera and the matching BGM are perfect.Superman's Little Secret That No One Knows!
》When I opened it, it turned out that after he bought a soda from a roadside vending machine, he drank soda in a big gulp, and the water droplets on the bottle slid down his neck to the curve of his chest muscles, which looked so tempting.Similar news emerges in endlessly, some of which are edited by the adjutant himself, and some of which are followed by local news media after learning this trick, but no matter which one, they are talking about the great achievements of Little Superman during this time.He is now the number one celebrity in the human Internet world.And the adjutant is quite understanding, and occasionally sends a little superman's black material, but compared to the positive materials with pictures and truths, there is no evidence in these black materials, so that people can know at a glance that it is out of thin air, and it is the work of the sunspot army.Now there are many people who stand on the position of the Supreme Superman and connect with the sunspots on the Internet, after all, the world is now in chaos, and people's hearts are full of all kinds of complex emotions that need to be vented.Scolding the street on the Internet is one of the easiest ways, and if Superman founded a religion now, he might be able to gain a lot of faith.When people don't have an idea of what to do on their own, they either look it up on the Internet, or they will think about it, and people in the Internet age are like this.So while perming his hair, Little Superman watched these news reports and flipped through the comment area, given that he has super eyesight, he looks at things very quickly, so that joy accumulates quickly in his heart."
Hahaha!"
He finally couldn't help it, looked up to the sky and laughed, the past grievances seemed to be eliminated in one day, and now he was full of yearning for the future life."
Thorn~" But he forgot that he was perming his hair, sitting here for a while, and then being pushed by his head, this perm equipment that has been handed down since the founding of the Soviet Union was scrapped.His hair was unruly, or half-cooked."
Uh, don't move, guest!
My machine!
”Mr.
Tony wailed.In this regard, Superman was also a little ashamed, he took out a stack of dollars as compensation, and took a photo of himself with his mobile phone to see his hairstyle: "These are compensation for your machine, my hair doesn't matter, just cut it short and dye it, blonde hair may be more suitable." ”He decided to change his image, although he likes shawl hair very much, but as a public figure, many conservative forces do not like young men to have long hair.In the past, he didn't care what other people thought of him, but now, acting is fun.So after another toss, he changed his short blonde hair, reluctantly permed it with fire tongs dipped in water, curled a few bends, and it was finished.And given that he was now being hyped up as an American hero, he thought about it, flew to the nearest garment factory, stepped on the sewing machine, and sewed a Star-Spangled Banner out of the fabric inside.You have an S on your chest, which is a symbol of hope, and you also have an S on your red cloak, which is a bit repetitive, so change the cloak to the Star-Spangled Banner.So in the process of stumbling into it, he actually made his image closer to the motherland, but he didn't know it, and he still felt that he was witty.And Deathpool, who were far away in the basement of a small American town, were a little surprised to see this scene."
Slade, you say.
Does Superman Supreme also have a habit of drinking milk?
”Deadpool tilted his head, he always felt that it was his cousin who asked Superman to act, which made him awaken some incredible talent.Isn't it, the motherland can be said to be an old actor, and he is super good at acting."
Probably not, right?
But he's not bad like this, make do with it, in the United States, white skin and yellow hair still have an advantage. ”The death knell with the dried fish in his mouth watched Superman move for a while, who was practicing posing in an empty garment factory, as if adjusting to the length of his new cape."
Finch, back then, I was also a handsome guy with blond hair, and cancer changed me a lot."
Deadpool sighed, lay back on the couch, and picked up the comic book: "But it's still quite cool to molt often, and you can change a new skin every day, which is equivalent to seeing a new self, hehe." ”"It's good if you're happy, program, arrange the next duel for Little Superman, and change to a stronger opponent."
Su Ming leaned back in his chair and gave an order, and then added: "This time, roll up a little ordinary people to go in, let Little Superman come to a show to block the light for the people, and we will increase the hype." ”Yes, no matter what Superman has become, it is still necessary to spread his new image as soon as possible and let people know about his changes.A person's appearance change often means a break from the past, and a new image means a new beginning, which is the real purpose.It's just that I didn't expect Superman to be able to do this, and I don't know if he thought of his intentions, or did he hit it by mistake?
But it doesn't matter, as long as the result is correct.