"What are you doing?"
In the quiet of the night, after Su Ming walked into the basement, his mouth involuntarily asked the question: "Why are you doing a handstand?"
And is it still a fruit?
”Yes, just like he saw, his cousin, who was rotten all over, was doing something in the basement at this time that was difficult for normal people to understand, doing a handstand naked and drawing with his feet, and for a while, Su Ming didn't know what Deadpool was doing.In such a scene, if the person you see is not yourself, but someone else, you will probably immediately scream and gouge out your eyes, right?
Because it's so disgusting......."
Oh, Slade, as you can see, I'm painting and watching Superman kill the lizardman, and I feel like the clothes are holding back my inspiration, so I stuff them in the washing machine, and then in order to speed up the blood circulation in my brain, I just do a handstand to use the earth's gravity, which also makes sense, right?"
Deadpool's head turned and he let out a joyful laugh when he realized it was his cousin, but given that he had stomach and esophageal cancer, it was not a good choice to speak upside down, as half of the digested food and stomach acid would regurgitate and come out of his mouth like a sewer back.But he himself didn't think there was anything wrong, he stood upside down with one hand, wiped the yellow soup flowing from the corner of his mouth with the back of the other hand, and added: "And I'm not a fruit body, in fact, I'm wearing slippers." ”The slut pointed to his other foot, where he didn't hold a paintbrush, and on that foot hung a cheap-looking plastic sandal, still a lady's heel."
Yarn, have you forgotten that you still have to fight for NC-17 classification?"
Su Ming took out a towel from his waist bag, threw it to his cousin, and hung it between his Y-shaped legs, shaking his head speechlessly: "Hurry up and put something on, and report to me how you have felt in the past few days." ”Deadpool, who was still happy, acted like a lightning strike when he heard Deathknell's words, and even a few pieces of rotten flesh fell from his rotten face, and an abscess exploded.He immediately stood up with his towel covered, and began to talk to himself at high speed towards the air on the side, with a very helpless expression: "Damn, it's all to blame for this brain-breaking cancer, it actually made me forget such an important thing, yes, I still have to fight for NC-17 classification, is there no picture of a handsome guy like me, it is likely to hit the confidence of teenagers, even if not, if they are obsessed with me and become, then my sin is too great, the same sex cannot reproduce, and human beings will be extinct."
What about the director?
Can you cut it out in front there?
What?
Live broadcast?
Your uncle!
You wouldn't be sent by Nick Fury to play with me, would you?
”Su Ming didn't bother to pay attention to his cousin's reaction to his starling's broken mouth, he just walked to the sofa and sat down, reorganizing the empty snack bag on the side into fresh oxygen with quantum power.At this time, the largest projection on the wall is showing the scene of the Supreme Superman fighting the lizardmen on the Mountain of Bones, and these cold-blooded biological weapons are not very qualified, because they can't even retreat.This is also normal, after all, they are cannon fodder, they only have the simplest biological instincts in their genes.Feeding, multiplying, guarding the territory, in their eyes, maybe Clark is still an intruder."
There's something wrong with this tactical choice."
Su Ming glanced at it and began to comment, he took out a cigarette and smoked: "Lizardmen are cold-blooded animals, and Superman should choose to use the ....... of cold breathing.""
Look, have you seen it?"
Deadpool had already put on his black and red uniform at some point, and appeared behind his cousin very energetically, and he continued to say to the non-existent audience: "I knew my cousin would say that, he is a dark tactic in his mind, and he wants to find weaknesses when he sees any battle." ”"Hehe, you're right, anyway, Superman is playing an exhibition game, he is willing to use stupid methods to play better, and I shouldn't say anything about him."
Cocking Erlang's legs, Deathknell's action of leaning on the sofa was stopped by Shengsheng, because the strangulation said that there were maggots on the back of the sofa, and it may be that Deadpool had rubbed off too much flesh on it these days.Summer is like this, when the weather is hot, there are many flies and mosquitoes, plus this is a small town in Kansas, there are farmland and pastures not far away, and the last thing that is lacking is probably flies.Not to mention leaning on the back of the sofa, Su Ming felt that he was very uncomfortable sitting on this thing, and his butt was a little itchy, as if there were bugs drilling.Let's float in mid-air and sit by myself."
I know what you're going to ask when you come back, cousin, it must be Laurie's business."
Deadpool reached out and nodded in one direction, and a projection window automatically zoomed in, showing what it was like in a Kent vacation cottage in the mountains.The two of the older generation had already fallen asleep, after all, it was not too early, there was plenty of food and water, there was electricity, and the wooden house was sturdy, and the old couple had no reason to stay up late.But Supreme Superman's girlfriend Laurie is working overtime at this time, and after investigating the documents she got from the city hall these days, she began to work as a crawler on the dark web, as if searching for shady news.The woman looked a little haggard, probably not resting well, but her eyes lit up when she faced the laptop screen, and she looked unnaturally excited.She discovered a shady scene, that is, the shady scene of American politicians collectively suppressing her boyfriend.Well, it's actually a plot background made up by the adjutant, some plot props, and the Kent family is specially watching.But Laurie doesn't know the script, she can see some information in the document that since a long time ago, in order to suppress the influence of superpowers, the government has made up a lot of murderous lies about Superman, and organized a navy to spread negative news about Superman everywhere.The purpose is to make everyone hate Little Superman, lest he gain political capital by virtue of his own strength, thereby affecting the income of vested interests from cutting leeks every year.Take the simplest example, if there is a superman in the United States, he can rush to the scene in time to save people and extinguish the fire every time a fire breaks out, then people's desire to buy a fire extinguisher will be reduced, because after discovering the fire, they only need to scream Superman's name.A small fire extinguisher, many people have seen, is just a red canister, which is usually inconspicuous and unusable.Superman rushes to put out the fire, which doesn't seem like a fuss worth all the fuss, right?
But what if the U.S. household firefighting equipment market is a big cake with an annual income of 100 billion dollars?
This does not include more advanced firefighting equipment, such as smoke alarms and sprinklers, or even fire trucks or firefighting sprinkler aircraft.What happens when people get in the way?
Needless to say in a capitalist society, right?
Anyway, in this secret government memo, it is only mentioned that the Kansas City government has been carrying out secret operations assigned by superiors, dividing the feelings between Little Superman and ordinary people, lest he interfere in everything and delay the rich people to make more money.The document only mentions such a small thing as a fire extinguisher, but Laurie has already thought of more capital consortia that may be affected by superpowers, and she has made up a lot of things in her head, and believes it, and is now looking for more information on the dark web that she wants to know.