I'm afraid to compare everything, in fact, Iris's not particularly bad, and she's okay, but if Barry really chooses her, if there is a competition in terms of wife's excellence, he is estimated to be the second-to-last in the league.The penultimate one is undoubtedly Aquaman, because Mela's personality is really bad, and her mind is full of opposing thoughts between people under the sea and people on land, so it's really not the same as everyone.Superman's wife, Louise, needless to say, is a model of a good wife and mother, and has no comparison with Clark's affection, without lack of courage or brains, and even Luthor sometimes respects her opinion.Green Lantern Hal's fiancée Carol, she is the star blue stone of the Purple Lantern Legion, and a member of the Justice League, not to mention anything else, just by being recognized by Purple Lantern, no one can question her love for Hal, at most, there are more people who really love her at the same time.Green Arrow's wife, Dana Lance, the Black Canary of the Justice League, has no doubt about her ability and sense of justice, and she and Oliver are comrades and lovers, and splitting and merging will not affect this.In the same way, there is also the current situation of Martian Hunter and Eagle Maiden, both of whom are the Big Seven, and they can be regarded as a good union for a hundred years.Cyborg doesn't have a girlfriend yet, so he can't find it for the time being, after all, he's still an octopus; Shazam is a little kid, and he doesn't know what a girlfriend means.Batman's situation is more special, Su Ming is a little unsure, does he love Catwoman or Joker?
So it depends on who he marries in the future, as an outsider, there are only blessings.If those people are still far away, and Barry usually doesn't go to other people's houses to see them, then Wally's distance is close enough, right?
Wally lives in Rock City, almost next door to Midtown, and the two brothers of the Lightning family also come and go very frequently, and naturally Wally's wife, Linda Parker, is also an acquaintance of Barry.If you compare Linda with Iris, you can see that the latter is not half a star, in the past, Wally had also disappeared in the speed plane for a period of time, Linda, as an ordinary person without superpowers, dared to find a way to rush into the speed force to find him, and was not afraid of death at all.Look at Iris again, during the time when Barry disappeared, Iris didn't have any ideas except self-pity, and after Barry returned from the Divine Speed Force plane, her first reaction was to talk to Barry.It's not that Iris is bad, this Iris of Earth 0 is actually not bad, at least much stronger than the black fat woman in the CW universe, at least very white.But if she wants to be the wife of a superhero, it's still a little worse, she relies too much on the Flash, and there are too many irrelevant thoughts in her head.Thinking of this, Su Ming shook his head, in fact, he is not qualified to evaluate these superhero wives, after all, only they know whether the shoes are suitable or not.Maybe it's because I'm too realistic and dark, and I always feel that if I want to find a woman to live with, I must at least find someone who can help me, right?
It doesn't seem so good to find a pure burden, or just to reproduce.But the thoughts of superheroes are really difficult for others to understand, especially Barry, who looks like a good old man, but sometimes his brain is quite axial."
She said she could go out now."
Barry put down the phone, still with a smug expression on his face: "Patty is different from other women, even if she puts on makeup, she won't waste too much time." ”"What are you proud of?"
Su Ming tapped him on the shoulder funny, shook his head and said, "It's not you who put on your own makeup, okay, adjutant, teleport people over." ”The adjutant's usual means of teleportation is the blast channel, which also caused some echoes in the empty room, and Patty appeared next to the two of them with a blue light, she had already changed her clothes and shoes, not only did she paint her makeup, but she also put on earrings before going out, and she was dressed up beautifully.It should be that her short hair doesn't need to be taken care of so the time saved, and it looks a little messy now, but it has a natural feeling like an American sweetheart."
Hello, Slade."
She greeted Deathstroke with a smile, after all, she was Barry's teammate who often talked about at home, and she had been to the house as a guest, so she knew Deathstroke.Although in the United States, the reputation of the code name Death Knell can be said to be synonymous with cruelty and ruthlessness, but it is the fame of the old man's death knell, and it has nothing to do with the handsome death knell from another world.So even if it was the first time she was blown up, she wasn't scared at all now, she just looked at Barry with inquiring eyes, the meaning was obvious, she was asking why the third watch ran into this empty house in the middle of the night?
Is this a homicide scene?
Do you want to help check the blood stains yourself?
So where are the corpses?
Yes, Barry often woke her up in the middle of the night and took her to secretly help with autopsies, and as a national expert on bloodstains and blood identification, she had long been used to it."
Good evening, Patty, I'm sorry to disturb your sleep, but I don't have a body to show you today."
As if seeing through her thoughts, Deathstroke smiled to ease the serious atmosphere, and casually pointed to the house: "What do you think of this house?"
”"Well, that's good, it's still Midtown, right?
If I could have such a big house, I guess I would be crazy with joy, Slade, are you going to buy a house here?
It's a good choice, Midtown is much more secure than Gotham. ”The woman didn't see the body, she subconsciously began to walk around the house, and the biggest advantage of this house is the floor-to-ceiling windows on the three walls, as well as a large enough area.She walked to the window, and soon looked at the scenery outside the window with great interest, even if she is a strong woman, it is difficult to resist the temptation of a good house.It was she who also reached out to touch the projected wall, thinking that it was a real decoration, but the palm of her hand passed through, which was a little funny."
I'm really going to buy a house, but I don't live on my own, you know, I live with Hallie in her apartment building in New York."
Su Ming saw that she was satisfied with this house, so he continued: "I am going to buy this house and give it to Barry, in other words, this will be your home in the future." ”Hearing Deathknell's statement, Patty was first surprised, then happy, but soon she controlled her emotions, looked at her boyfriend on the side, and then shook her head and said, "No, we can't have this house, it's good, but this gift is too expensive." ”"Don't refuse, you listen to me, this is a decision made by the Justice League by collective vote."
Su Ming, who is good at talking nonsense, opened his mouth to come, he glanced at Barry with a threatening gaze, and even released a strangulation to climb to Barry's feet on the ground, and then said to Patti Hu with a smile: "We found that among all the members of the entire Justice League, Barry's living conditions are the worst, so everyone decided to provide him with an apartment, as a way to thank him for his help to everyone over the years, which is also a proof of friendship." ”Actually, it wasn't the worst, Arthur was kicked out of the house by Mela, and now lives in the lighthouse of Grace Harbor.Little Dai's home on Paradise Island, where the temple doesn't even have walls, just a roof and a ring of pillars, and she usually lives either in the dormitory of the University of London or the hall of justice, and she thinks that female warriors should not be too hedonistic.Hal's situation is more like getting rich, most of the time he is on the side of OA, the home planet of the light group, and if he returns to Earth, he will also live in Carlo's house, which runs an airport, and some have money.Martian Manhunter is even more miserable, his home is on Mars, and he has long been reduced to ashes in the fire along with his former wife and children."
Really?
You're not going to lie to me, are you?
Barry says you're the best at deceiving people, and your enemies have been deceived by you in the past, hehe. ”Patty, who showed a cute expression, was a little suspicious, this smart woman seemed to sense that something was wrong, mainly because the Justice League had never sent anything in the past, and she didn't even send a pot of olive oil every Christmas, how could she send such a high-end apartment today?
She had already recognized the location from the view outside the window, and with a little mental calculation, she knew that the house was at least tens of millions of dollars."
I'm lying to people that's only for the enemies of justice, if you don't believe what I say, I can call someone else to communicate with you, Superman, Batman, Diana, you can listen to whoever you want, I'll help you find someone.Even though it's the middle of the night and they're probably sleeping, I don't think they mind a trip to Midtown for Barry's sake. ”Su Ming said very sincerely, even though he knew that bats never slept at night, he was sure that the elated Patty would not notice this little detail.