Diana wasn't really stupid, and if she had to say what she had the most experience, it was obviously dealing with women.usually goes to work and school, and dozens of girls in a house start to form gangs and play with each other; Although the Amazon is all female warriors, so many people are crammed into a small island, and everyone can live in peace every day, and everyone can live in harmony?
No one really thinks that Paradise Island is some kind of paradise, a paradise on earth, right?
Think about it and know it's impossible.As a former princess and the leader of Paradise Island for a while, Diana knew what things were like with women, and she was just too lazy to mix in the past and pretend not to see, which didn't mean she didn't understand.Zatanna's thing is very simple, that is, her relatives and friends came to show off her relationship with Zakang.Some people may ask, complaining to your girlfriend and scolding your ex-boyfriend with your girlfriend, what kind of good performance is this?
But this is just the appearance, the most critical problem is that the Zakang people are here, and Zatanna did not speak ill of him behind his back, but said it to his face, which in itself is a kind of closeness.And don't forget where this is, this is the land of dreams, Diana knew before she entered the house, and the two of them specially chose such a place to enjoy the beautiful and fantastical cartoon scenery.If you really quarrel and fall out, will you still have the heart to do this?
I'm afraid I haven't gone back to my own house a long time ago.But she knew in her heart that she had learned something after following the death knell, and although it wasn't quite as human as Hallie, she knew how to deal with the problem in front of her.That is to be unreasonable, to replace words with actions.So she reached out and grabbed Constantine, who was lying on the couch, and slapped him on the back of the neck, knocking the man unconscious, and then throwing it back on the couch like garbage.The half-smoked cigarette fell on the dirty carpet and was quickly extinguished by the same spilled wine, but fortunately, because he had no money, the wine he bought was a low-alcohol inferior wine, which could not be lit at all.Konstantin has blessed himself with the Thorn Anti-Injury Charm all year round, which can accumulate and double the physical damage inflicted on him by others and rebound to the abuser, but Diana's physical fitness, it won't be good to eat her own attack once, not to mention that she doesn't need much strength to knock out the scumbag.I have to say that after knocking others out, she seems to understand why some boyfriends like to stun others so much, it's really addictive.Watching a person lose consciousness in front of him, lose the ability to control his body, and completely become a lamb to the slaughter, will make people feel a kind of dominating joy in their hearts.Xiao Dai, who usually likes to tie up others, licked her lips and silently pressed this dark thought back to the bottom of her heart, because her love of sadism and masochism is actually her little secret, even if she is a good girlfriend, she can't know it."
Yikes!
How did you knock him out?
”Zatana couldn't help but feel distressed when she saw her ex-boyfriend who fell into baby-like sleep, and she didn't want Diana to hold her, but immediately got out and lay on Zakon and reached out to break his eyelids.After making sure that he was only in a coma and did not become a vegetative person, he was relieved."
I thought you were mad at him."
Diana found a slightly cleaner place to sit down, I don't know how long no one has been cleaning here, everywhere is not clean, so I can only choose a slightly cleaner table: "He knocked you out before, I knocked him out, and now they are flattened." ”"Don't talk nonsense, you really didn't learn well with the death knell, just learn his nonsense."
The ex-boyfriend was in a coma, and Xiao Zha also revealed her true face in front of her best friend, she rolled her eyes and sat on the sofa, picked up the wine bottle on the ground and drank the unrunny wine, wiped her mouth and said, "What are you looking for me for, isn't the matter over?"
Proraya is dead, her authority has been taken over by the mother night, you didn't follow Slade to a shameless vacation, and came to ruin my sisters' vacation, etc., he won't be dragged away by Harley again, right?
Alas, why are you so uncompetitive, do you want me to teach you a few physical skills?
”As she spoke, Zatanna was speechless for a moment, she gently touched Zakang's face, and used the hem of her dirty brown trench coat as a quilt for him.She has always known about Diana's relationship problems, and she doesn't feel that her relationship is any more normal than her own anyway.The death knell from another world is indeed very powerful, but at the same time it has relationships with many women, which inevitably reminds people of the feudal king.But what age is this, how can independent modern women accept that?
Anyway, Xiao Zha felt that Xiao Dai felt like he had taken Ecstasy, which was unreasonable.She knew that Xiao Dai used to hate scumbags like her father Zeus who had three or four hundred wives and concubines, and didn't even let go of ant nests and tree holes, why did something similar happen to Death Knell now, but her attitude changed?
Even if you don't talk about her other best friend Harley, let's just say that after Xiao Dai met a woman named Gin last time, she still praised that woman at every turn after she came back, with superb martial arts, strong personality, and an excellent warrior and goddess.It's just toxic, Diana wants to be sisters with a woman who robbed her boyfriend?
Anyway, Zatana couldn't understand it."
Slade's got something to do, he's still busy, it's not over, at least not his part."
Diana, who was wearing a cloak, smiled and shook her head, she clasped her hands on her chest, and looked at her good-looking best friend: "I'm here to play with you, you and I, and the leopard girl, can't you take Konstantin with you?"
Leave him alone at home, and he may spend money to find those dirty women standing on the street, so it is better to knock him out and let him lie down honestly. ”"Hmm, it really makes sense, okay, he and I originally planned to play in the Land of Dreams for a few days, so now let's go play and leave him alone."
After Zatanna tidied up her clothes and made sure that there were no parts that should not be exposed, she clapped her hands happily: "It's not bad to hang out with your sisters, especially you Barbara Minerva, it seems that you don't plan to mess with Luther?"
”The Magician and Wonder Woman are best friends, and the Leopard Girl is Xiao Dai's biggest rival, of course, the two of them are acquaintances, and they have fought each other before."
I've always been on my own, Luthor and I use each other, and sometimes he has what I want."
The leopard girl touched her face, straightened her hair again, and asked again before going out, "What are the physical skills you just mentioned?"
How did I not know you had something to teach Diana in this regard?
”As someone who relies on melee attacks, the Leopard Girl is also interested in physical arts."
Haha, this, you look, cough, peach cherry blossoms appear!"
The magic of the invincibility made Zatana smile and conjure a small cherry in her hand, she pulled off the stem of the cherry and stuffed it into her mouth, pounded it with her tongue a few times, and then spit it out, but by this time the stem of the fruit had turned into a beautiful three-strand twisted shape, and made a perfect knot: "Da Da!
That's my physical technique, and men love it. ”"Cut."
The leopard girl turned her head, she had never thought of pleasing any man, and even if she had, it would certainly not be in this regard.However, Wonder Woman's attention was not on this at all, and she asked her friend curiously, "Aren't you mentally wounded and can't cast spells for the time being?"
”But who knew that the witch who was going to travel to the land of dreams spread her hands and threw aside the beautiful cherry stalks: "I'm pretending, it's not me talking about you, Diana, sometimes if you pretend to be weaker, men will be more gentle and considerate, why don't you want this white benefit?"
You didn't see how precious John he was to me after I got hurt, hee-hee!
”(End of chapter)