About five minutes later, Wade, who had been skinned and dressed in a new outfit, was teleported back.Anyway, it's still a little smelly, but it's only to the extent of an ordinary pigsty, which is within the tolerable range.There is no way to do this, taking a bath and peeling these can only clean the outside of the body, Deadpool has symptoms of cancer all over his body, the intestines inside his belly, and even the bones are rotten, every time he breathes, or opens his mouth to speak, there will be a stench coming out.Besides, disgusting is one of Wade's characters, there is no need to change at a higher level, there is only harm and no good."
Ah, it hurts, is there a mistake with the android who claims to be the director of the big iron rod massage parlor?"
Deadpool covered his ass and rubbed against the sofa little by little, then sat down slowly, and gasped: "Cousin, you arranged a prostate massage for me, I'm very happy, but that bionic pervert, I don't like it very much." ”"Huh?
I didn't arrange it. ”Su Ming pointed to the small projection screen in front of him and the cat, saying that he was still watching the series "Steve in Wonderland": "I'm still waiting for you to come back early to report the situation." ”Hearing his cousin say this, a pair of white eyepieces on Deadpool's mask instantly expanded, he covered his mouth, looked at the adjutant on the side with an incredulous gaze, stretched out a trembling finger, and said in a wail: "It turned out to be you, adjutant, you are so ruthless, didn't you say that the Cybertron Autobots are all good friends of humans?"
Where did you learn this?
In the past, there would be scenes of aliens catching humans for experiments and using probes to supervise chrysanthemums, so you shouldn't have read that kind of garbage literature on the Internet, right?
”"Hey!"
The accused adjutant stuck out his tongue, slipped off his projection, and disappeared."
You're back!
You bad woman!
”Wade seemed to be back in the light, bounced up from the sofa, and waved his fist towards the sky: "You have actually learned to make fun of humans, this is more Decepticon than the Decepticons, and there is a royal law?"
Is there a law?
”As he spoke, his mask glowed suspiciously pink, as if he had reminisced about something to be happy about."
Alright, Wade, don't care about those details, wouldn't it be nice to scrub them clean?"
Su Ming raised his hand and pressed it, motioned for him to sit down and talk, and took out drinks and snacks to entertain his cousin: "Let's talk about the situation of Diversity 2, have you seen the Void Hand?"
”"Well, I see, that big black shadow with horns on his head, and he's sitting on a strange device that resembles an enlarged version of the Möbius chair."
Seeing that his cousin was talking about business, Deadpool was a little more serious, he lifted his mask and exposed his mouth, picked up the wine bottle and poured it to moisten his throat, and said: "There are a lot of tubes on that metal chair, connected to some hill-like corpse piles, I didn't know that the Void Hand originally took the technological route?"
”How to say it, the 'Corrupted Heart' of Multiverse 2 is actually quite easy to find, and the Void Hand is also quite polite, Deadpool just casually found a zombie whose head was replaced by a mushroom, and took a live group photo together, and after a while, the 'stillborn' in the evil thoughts elite came to pick him up.The stillborn were a pair of rotting and deformed giant conjoined babies, and although most of the evil minds were unnamed, he mixed well.Wade collected some intelligence from the live broadcast room before leaving, and also knew that the Void Hand may be a kind of external force, and it is the embodiment of the evil thoughts of many DC Comics readers and viewers, and other evil thoughts and powerful people are also in a similar situation.If you think of DC Multiverse 2 as a foul-smelling sticker, then such a famous evil thought magnate is probably the embodiment of the will of the famous bar friend.After understanding their existence form from another level, Deadpool is not so nervous about meeting the Void Hand, the reason is very simple, he himself is a person full of negative energy, and he is also a good hand when it comes to bad mouth.Although he doesn't have the same high-intensity online matchmaking experience as Gwen, when playing online games with Bugs, Deadpool is also very good at interacting violently with other teammates or enemies, and he is definitely one of the many Zuan Key Immortals."
It doesn't matter to us what route he takes."
Su Ming also took out a bottle of wine to drink by himself, and the plan to go back to the bedroom to sleep was put on hold for the time being: "You go on, what does the Void Hand think of the sudden disappearance of the Multiverse 1?"
”Before his cousin set off, Su Ming didn't tell him what the specific goal was, but he seemed to have guessed it."
The big black shadow guy didn't say anything, and he pretended to say that he was the dark future, the deformed end of the DC universe, and sooner or later all superheroes would become deformed freaks or psychopaths, just like there are some superheroes in the parallel world now.
It's all due to his strength. ”Wade, who was eating and drinking, took another bite of potato chips, cocked Erlang's legs in a good mood, and replied quickly: "But I can see that the remaining Lao Tie in the live broadcast room also told me something, the big man in the Void Hand was originally very cold, and he didn't have so much nonsense at all."
But he's talking to me so much today, just because he's scared too.Diversity 1 is gone, and now the most deformed and darkest multiverse within the DC ultra-time flow range is his Diversity 2, and he is afraid that he will become the target of the next round of cleanup in the court. ”"So you're worried about being banned?
Hehe. ”Su Ming laughed, then fell into thought, he touched his chin stubble: "So is there room for us to cooperate?"
I don't need full cooperation, as long as he can help me find the location of the Origin Court, or he can send cannon fodder to drag down the judges at a critical moment. ”"I asked for you, he doesn't know anything, he has lived for I don't know how many years in vain."
Wade stuffed another spicy strip in his mouth, he liked the spicy taste: "So if you want me to say, it's better to use him as a backpad and use the knife of the Origin Court to get rid of him." ”"Oh, yes, you've not been idle in Superman's basement these days, this is the art of war?"
Su Ming joked with his cousin with a smile, and slid a bottle of wine from the coffee table: "But now we can't find the location of the Origin Court, and we can't catch the slippery recorder, we are very passive." ”"Wait, my dear cousin."
Deadpool raised his chin proudly, revealing a crooked dragon king-like smile: "When the sky falls, there are superheroes who will rise first, what does it matter to us bastard mercenaries?"
Well, here's the thing, can you settle my account first?
I don't have any money in my pocket right now, and I feel so empty inside. ”