Cancer patients with psychosis, this is the character situation of Deadpool, but in fact, this also has a benefit, that is, most cancer patients know that time is precious, and they are very efficient within their means.Now that he has received off-field assistance, a good idea and a clear logical line of thought, Deadpool immediately turned around and went to do things, without any delay.Although this may also be due to the fact that he wants to return to his cousin as soon as possible and take on a few more tasks, it has to be said that this hand is almost a machio, because even if the Hand of Creation knows, can they still chase after Diversity 2 to stop themselves?
If you want to fight the means at the conceptual level, then Wade is not afraid, and he has a plot continuity gem in his hand to use, which is enough to make everything very reasonable.The sound of shuffling sounded again, and Wade teleported away with a reluctant feeling, his belt was somewhat problematic, and it was okay now.In the next second, he arrived in the rotting dunghole universe, to the main earth that was most corrupted, and even the air was full of malice.At this point, the planet has become a giant sarcoma, and the Void Hand Throne is located on the ruins of New York, but Deadpool is not looking for it, but to tie up an evil magnate.You can't just pick one, you have to find an individual who is very disgusting, can spread corruption, and preferably can spread viruses or bacteria like zombies, but not some kind of plant spores."
ShhhhhThe thing over there that looks like a lump of poop rubbing against the ground might fit the bill. ”Before he landed, Deadpool made a discovery, pointing to a mosaic on the side of the road, but he could vaguely see that it was brown and yellow, and asked for the opinion of the live broadcast room.The protein is several times that of beef, and it doesn't look good, this thing doesn't have a head, and it doesn't look good.However, the opinions are gone, and the number of people in the live broadcast room is now only the entente number that hangs up to support the heat, and the real audience seems to have left, and the old irons don't want to watch the world that is too disgusting."
Well, there's no one again, huh?
I'm really glad of my good luck now, the birth point is in the 40K earth, if I was born in the cancerous universe, I'm afraid it would have died a long time ago because of the lack of popularity, hey, it's not right, it's difficult for the creatures in the cancerous universe to die, they are more overgrown with this, how does that mutation feel like a reward for the ancients?
”This joke is good, Deadpool himself laughed, but unfortunately the old irons in the live broadcast room slipped away, so he could only laugh by himself for a while and continue to work.The creature on the side of the street did stink, and there were a few red eyeballs rolling in its body, and there was a painful moan coming from what seemed to be a mouth-like hollow, as if it was suffering from something.Deadpool tentatively pulls his katana out of his back, trying to see if he can pick up the-like creature, as it's a bit disgusting to him, and he doesn't want to grab it.Turn the katana sideways and stab it inside the."
Bu Ji!"
With a slippery and sticky sound, Wade also pouted because of this sparse touch, and his wrist slowly strengthened, he wanted to pick this thing up, and then teleport to the new pluralistic main earth together.However, the body structure of this thin creature was not very stable, and just as he was about to start moving, the other party let out a scream, and then exploded like a balloon.Each tiny piece of shards was like a small piece of, and they flew everywhere in the explosion, enveloping a large area around it, and even the originally dim sky was now obscured by the yellow mist.When the debris hits the ground, they quickly crawl on their own, becoming new entities, and screaming as well.A monster screamed as little as it was, and when thousands of monsters screamed one after another, Deadpool couldn't stand it anymore, so he quickly covered his ears and slipped away."
Whew, whew."
After running thousands of kilometers in one go, Deadpool hid in a roadside basement, where humans once existed, but they had long since been corrupted into monsters, and only the ruins of buildings remained the legacy of civilization."
No, old iron, this thing has no combat power, and it is not contagious, and the way of dividing and reproducing is really good, but it is still almost meaningless."
Leaning against the wall, Deadpool pulled a tissue from his waist bag and wiped the yellow marks on his body, lest the foul-smelling liquid seep into the fibers of his clothes over time, even though he didn't do his laundry.To be more precise, the more people who don't do laundry, the more they want to keep their clothes clean."
I'll have to change my target and catch a slightly stronger one instead of like this."
He didn't bother to give that thing a warm name, even the most poetic in his heart would not do such a thing, so for the sake of ease of calling, he simply called it.That monster smells like, looks like, and feels like when you pull it with a weapon.Then it's.After talking to himself, Deadpool looked at the position where there was no one in the air on the side, and after waiting for a while, no one interacted with him, he shrugged helplessly: "Okay, I was amorous, my mother shouldn't have given birth to me, if I hadn't been born, I wouldn't have suffered such a tragic fate, and I wouldn't be so embarrassed as now, I can't get off the stage, and there will be no room management in my live broadcast room?"
Come out and say something, or I'm going to start broadcasting!
”“.”
His threats worked, it seemed like someone had actually appeared, and there was enough goodwill to exchange good faith that it brought a smile back to Wade's face."
It's okay, you still don't give up on me, I decided to sing a song onlyyou to thank you, thank you for accompanying me to the west sky, anyway, you come with the black pot, send me to death, we are together for all beings, this is onlyyou" He didn't ask for other people's opinions at all, and sang on his own, but it made him happy.But happiness is always short-lived, especially in diversity2, where there are strong negative emotions and a huge malice like mountains and seas.Therefore, it is not long for a person to be happy singing, Wade quickly stopped, he lifted his pants again, took off the goldfish bowl and mask on his head, touched a cigarette to light it, and said: "Uh~~ I'd better tie up a zombie, right?"
It's the zombies that have their heads replaced by giant mushrooms, which spread corrupted spores and turn all the heads of the infected into mushrooms, I think.
It's really Thai pants spicy!
”So he quickly regrouped, carefully leaving the ruins of the basement, bypassing the seductive thorny tentacles sticking out of the roadside garden, and went out into the street to find a mushroom zombie.If you don't have mushrooms, it's probably not enough if you're just a zombie, you have to have a variety of characteristics, and it's best if the creative hands can't find a reason to escape.
(End of chapter)