The streets are littered with all sorts of monsters, each of which is a nightmarish existence, a deformed posture, a rotting body, and a foul smell that brings a lot of negative emotions.But now it's happening, and the other monsters seem to be hiding from Deadpool, as if he's the most disgusting thing.Evil thoughts and magnates are a manifestation of malice, and perhaps here, the more foul-smelling things represent the higher status?
Anyway, these brainless creatures can't tell Deadpool is an outsider.It's good that this saves a lot of things, and Deadpool likes this feeling of 'being preferential', like he suddenly became a frail old man at the age of ninety, and everyone was afraid of being touched on the road, so he hid far away.So he swaggered to the mushroom zombie he fancied, he crossed his waist with one hand, and stretched out a finger with the other hand very arrogantly, provoking the other party's mushroom."
You're good, come with me, I'll take you to a good place.""
Huh?"
The mushroom zombies were originally human, but under the power of the Void Hand, their heads were replaced by mushrooms, so how could creatures with no brains at all think?
So when Deadpool gets in the way, the other party's first reaction is to bypass it, and then continue to wander endlessly through the streets.This is probably how this powerful person among the evil thoughts of the powerful came from, a person who wanders around every day with nothing to do, what else can he be if he is not a powerful person?
It can't be an office worker or a migrant worker brother, right?
Seeing the mushroom zombie turn his head and dodge his fingers, bypassing himself and walking to the side, Deadpool was stunned for a moment, and then the corner of his mouth hooked the symbol of '√', he turned around and stopped the other party again, and said loudly: "Zombie!"
You've caught my attention, and you're pretty spicy, so I like you!
”“？”
The brainless corpse also had no eyes, but could feel a gaze coming from its mushrooms, as if it had glanced at Deadpool and continued to walk around."
Aren't you tempted?
Hehe, zombie, it's useless, even if you don't act indifferent, but I'm different from the men you've met in the past!
”As if the domineering president was possessed by his soul, Deadpool's arms of the white eyepiece mushroom zombie hugged the other party's waist domineeringly from behind, and whispered next to the mushroom that the mushroom had no ears, anyway, he just said this: "I don't need your consent, I just need your obedience, in front of me, you only have two choices: either obey me, or leave my world, and no matter which one you choose, it will not change my control over you." ”I have to say that he doesn't know how many overbearing presidents he has eaten during this time, or where he got this unnecessary knowledge, in short, his acting skills seem to have improved again.Of course, there seems to be nothing wrong with the lines, but after ruling out that both of them are rotten and stinking, it is also necessary to ignore that this mushroom zombie was also a man before his death.The head had been replaced by mushrooms, and its body was almost rotten, but the clothes and watch on its body were still there, and the shape of its pelvis was easily recognizable, it was a 100% human male.Judging from the diamonds set on the dial of the watch, it may still be a high-quality man, and here we are talking about the time of death.The living corpse struggled twice, and the mushroom shook with it, but even if Deadpool no longer had the strength, it was not something that a weak chicken zombie could get rid of, and his so-called mortal-level physical fitness, that standard could be compared to that of a professional athlete."
Woo~~" The zombie let out an unconscious whimper, its legs kept shaking, and its body also leaned forward."
You are mine, only mine, no one can take you away from me, and I will never let anyone question my decision, including yourself."
The slut hugged the living corpse from behind, even if the pustule behind the other party exploded during the conversation, and the viscous mayonnaise-like juice sprayed Deadpool's face, but he still had a '√' smile, and continued to speak with his domineering president: "I can give you a whole multiverse, as long as you are willing to be with me, I am responsible for the result, you just need to act according to my plan, trust me, zombie!"
”"┗|'O′|┛嗷~~" The mushroom zombie seemed to have lost patience, and its mushroom head spewed out a large number of-yellow spore clouds, maybe this was his nirvana.However, even if Deadpool breathes heavily of these spores, his body does not produce any distortion, and the reason is very simple, his whole body is full of cancer cells, and he has already been distorted.Seeing that the living corpse still didn't cooperate, Deadpool sighed, he turned the living corpse around suddenly, carried it on his shoulders like carrying a roll of carpet, and crooked his mouth and smiled: "Since you still don't cooperate, then don't blame me for taking possession of your body first, and then to occupy your heart!"
You are meant to belong to me!
”I don't know what is going on with his current mental state, whether he has suddenly suffered a vicious illness in this malicious world, anyway, he doesn't delay doing the right thing when he says his lines, he has successfully succeeded and obtained his favorite 'biological and chemical weapon'.So carrying a mushroom-headed zombie, his free hand slapped his belt, and the sound that seemed to mix with exhaust came again, and he shuffled and disappeared in a flash of light.In the blink of an eye, Deadpool entered the main earth of the new multiverse, after all, it was the location of the original multi-1, so it would be good to teleport according to the map of the original Ten Thousand Heavens.Standing on the roof of a high-rise building, he was blown by the cold wind of the night, shivered, as if he had woken up, so he immediately dropped the living corpse on his shoulder, and then said to the air in no direction: "Ah, my state just now seems to be a little wrong, there are a lot of greasy lines in my head, who changed my script lines to like that?"
What about the director?
Can you cut that part?
”“.”"
Ah, the old irons are back, forget it, I may have been possessed by something dirty just now, but it's not a big problem, you see, the mushroom-headed zombies I carefully selected have already been purchased."
It may be that someone has a new communication with him on an invisible frequency, he smiled again, began to introduce the prey he had harvested, and talked about his next plan: "It looks like this should be New York, I saw the Statue of Liberty by the sea, so I will send this zombie to the waterworks on the East Side in a while, and throw it into the pipe of the water purification outlet, just like people make Ganoderma lucidum tea, and give the mushroom zombies to the people of New York to make a pot, but I don't know how many bubbles this guy can make?"
Let's hope he'll last a little longer, Boom!
”He started to be wrong again, there was no darkness at all in this multiverse, Deadpool began to have a rejection reaction, he seemed to be automatically brought into the position of a villain by the world, and even his laughter changed.But it doesn't matter, as long as you can still do things, mercenaries don't need excuses and sympathy.