"Okay, I'll send someone over to you, come on."
After speaking, Death Knell cut off the communication, and then accompanied by a quantum blue light, the electric cable still wearing pajamas suddenly appeared in the strange basement.Worthy of being an elite warrior of the future, sensing the concept of the surrounding environment, the one-eyed cyborg rolled around in the same place as a lazy donkey, hiding behind a box to find cover.But after seeing Deadpool tilting his head to look at him, the strong man still stood up, patted the dust on his body, took out the toothbrush in his mouth, and spit out a mouthful of sticky white paste that I don't know if it was toothpaste or saliva: "Fake!"
It's you Wade again, what are you doing?
Where is this?
”He also participated in the space voyage, and bought a spaceship with Deathknell, and just woke up from a long space trip, and brushed his teeth in the spaceship.People are scary, scary to death."
Looks like my cousin didn't tell you, it doesn't matter, good man, my full metal thighs."
Wade crooked his lips and smiled, as if he was possessed by the dragon king of the city, he slipped and shoveled to the side of the electric cable, jumped up and hooked the other party's metal neck: "My teleportation belt is broken, someone is chasing me outside, I asked my cousin to send me a android who can repair the belt, I didn't expect him to send you to me, in fact, I just want a mechanical priest or something." ”After explaining the current situation in the simplest words, Deadpool raised his head and used the star-eye attack on the strong man, but he was still wearing a mask, so the two eyepieces turned into stars.Who made the conveyor belt?
The answer is the electric cable, which was designed and assembled exclusively by this one-eyed man, and has a bit of Kang's technology in it.If you want to ask who is the best at repairing the teleportation belt, then it is undoubtedly the cable himself, I am afraid that he is not as skilled as him if he does not send Tony here.Different scientists have their own strengths, and Tony is already a generalist, but he also has a huge shortcoming in biology, not to mention a time and space teleporter like Deadpool's belt."
Huh?
Broken again?
Are you using your belt as a whip again, and let Xia Qila whip the soles of your feet?
”Asking about the use of the cable, he hooked his hand angrily and motioned Wade to take off his belt and give it to him, although he was very angry that he was suddenly thrown to a strange place, but he couldn't do anything about it.He doesn't want to dance any radio gymnastics anymore, and it is enough to have a social death experience once.But this teleportation belt has broken too often in Deadpool's hands, and in recent years, it has been broken almost once every three days, and once it is broken, Deadpool will come to him, and the cable can be described as annoying.If he used it well, he wouldn't be blamed for the breakage, after all, the space-time teleportation device was actually a very high-precision instrument, let alone the size of a belt buckle.But every time Deadpool breaks his belt, it's for some ridiculous reasons, such as using it as a toy when playing games with his girlfriend, accidentally falling into a vat in a chocolate factory, throwing himself off the road and being hit by a car while dancing, etc.Although I didn't see those scenes with my own eyes, just listening to them made my blood pressure rise."
No, not this time, it's because it's used too often, it seems to be overloaded."
When Deadpool said this, he was arrogant, and he put his hands on his waist, after all, it was rare that he didn't mess with it this time: "The quality of the belt you made is not good, did you buy cow dung technology materials made in India?"
I'm going to criticize you, little comrade of the cable, how can you ignore the safety of me, a user, in order to save costs?
This is a belt buckle, in case it explodes and blows up the baby that is particularly long on my body, how will you pay for it?
”Logically speaking, Diansuo is the man of the future 31st century, he is younger than anyone today, and it is not wrong to say that he is a petty comrade.In addition, Deadpool said that the baby on his body was particularly long, but it was actually his belt, selected Italian calf leather, and there were many tactical buckles on it, which was quite valuable.If Spider-Man were here, he might stupidly ask Deadpool what it was, and then create an opportunity for the slut to shake his wit and brush up on his popularity.But Wire Suo is also an old acquaintance of Deadpool, he didn't listen to what the slut said, he just concentrated on his own work, and even Wade took off his pants on the side, tempting him to complain."
There's no problem with the positioning chip, it's a good thing, it's just that part of the capacitor and the wiring are burned, and the ketchup flows in when you eat, and it was overclocked before and caused a short circuit."
A red laser was emitted from the single eye of the electric cable, scanning the inside of the belt buckle, and saying the materials needed: "There is a shortage of materials here, I need to find some electronic components, do you know where there is a store nearby?"
Just the kind that sells mobile phones. ”The components in the phone are actually not good enough, but it should be okay to temporarily push it, and at least one teleport can be launched enough to get out of danger, right?"
Ah, I don't know where this is."
First spread his hands, then the smiling Deadpool lifted his pants, scratched his buttocks, and tore off a piece of dead skin, and the position of the face of the mask flashed a suspicious pink: "We're not in the 40K universe now, but in another multi-dimensional system, I didn't pay attention to it when I ran away before, this can be said to be a random location." ”"It's fine."
The cable was silent for a long time, and he stared at Wade as if he had screwed out the slut's head in his mind for an unknown number of times, before he barely squeezed out the words from between his teeth: "Let's leave the basement and look for it on the street, even if there is a traffic light on the side of the road, it will be enough." ”"You go out and help me see if the guy who chased me is gone."
Deadpool didn't move under his feet, but let the cable go to explore the way, and he pointed to the door in the basement: "The other party can fly, it should be in the sky, it doesn't know you, you should be fine." ”"Oh?
You weren't very good in the past, didn't you?
”Diansuo raised one eyebrow and said mockingly: "Just like your cousin Death Knell is the boss of the universe, and you are the second boss of the universe, isn't it that no one is convinced, why is it like a ground mouse now?"
”"Is there one?
I've never said I'm the second in the universe, and the universe doesn't grow that thing. ”Deadpool is immune to any taunts, he indifferently took a cigarette out of his trouser pocket and lit it, still holding his pants in one hand: "You go to find the traffic light, I'll wait for you here, it's still underground safe, I understand why my cousin likes to drill sewers, this underground is like home, the rats are good, I like it here." ”As he spoke, a small mouse climbed onto his boot, and Deadpool kicked it away in disgust, splattering a cloud of blood on the wall."
Oh, coercion."
The one-eyed man smiled crookedly, left the basement, and walked out of the house where he was, and then he looked up at the sky, first looking for the enemy that Deadpool said was going to scare the sluts.However, when he raised his head and saw that the entire sky was replaced by a huge green eyeball, which was still spinning to the bone, and a sharp gaze like an eagle instantly locked on him, the cable swallowed his saliva and retreated into the house to build his mind."
It can't see, it can't see me, yes, it doesn't know me" (end of chapter)