Deadpool changed into a skirt taken out of his trouser pocket, and Marilyn Monroe wore the same white dress over his uniform.Then he adjusted the wig, sprayed himself with some perfume, applied bright red nail polish to the tips of each finger of the tactical glove, and changed into high-heeled sandals.How to say it, it can only be said that it is spicy eyes, if there is a woman in reality who looks like Deadpool, it will probably become an urban legend of the supernatural, right?
For example, what beauty is disfigured by cosmetics and her soul is gone, and a prostitute crawls out to take revenge after being blown up in a pan, and so on.But Cable, as a future soldier in the 31st century and an old acquaintance of Deadpool, doesn't know how many times he has spent Thanksgiving with Wade, eating at a table, and eating curry paste without throwing up while looking at Deadpool's rotten face.His willpower is as strong as steel!"
Hey!"
Wade moved his waist, made sure that he turned around very flexibly, and tried to turn sideways again, making sure that his wig would not fall off: "I'm okay, alas, I really can't help you, what a big person, let you go out to find some electronic components and Uncle Wade will accompany you, shame face, what is the difference between this and a little girl who doesn't dare to go to the toilet alone at night?"
”He scraped his face with his hands and laughed at his old friend, as if the brain cancer had made him forget the fear of being chased by the Origin Falcon.Or maybe it was after talking to his cousin on the phone that he realized something?
Who knows, "If you call yourself my uncle again, I'll take off your hook." ”Wire Rope checked his weapon angrily, he was carrying a huge high-tech rifle on his back, using plasma energy: "Let's go when we're ready, I'll go ahead, if you are recognized, I will leave you to evacuate first, and find a chance to report to Deathbell." ”"That's right, I just figured this out, my cousin will definitely cover me, so there's nothing to be afraid of."
Mouthing out head-losing quotes, Deadpool expertly walks out of the basement in his high heels, shaking his ass vigorously as he walks around, showing off his Mexican-style ass in front of the camera.Whether the captain's American-style fart is better, or Deadpool's Mexican monkey version is more cost-effective, it will be a matter of opinion.Cables hurried a few steps ahead of Deadpool, took a deep breath, pushed open the door and stepped out onto the street.His half-human, half-mechanical appearance was a bit conspicuous, so he found a piece of cloth to cover himself, and despite this, many eyes were on him.But the attention of these people was quickly attracted by Deadpool behind the cable, the chiffon white dress, and the graceful figure, and the stench that instantly diffused "Gross!"
”"Gross!""
Poof!
Burst!
Vomit!!!
”All passers-by who saw Deadpool began to vomit violently, as if something beautiful in a dream had been destroyed, the meaning of life had been tarnished, and the instinct of creatures to avoid filth had been triggered.Whether it is a gentleman or a lady, even if this is 19th century England, everyone still vomits, and some even vomit so hard that it can only be described as a jet."
Humph!
Look, you haven't seen the world, you haven't seen beautiful women?!
”Deadpool's chin was slightly raised, she cocked her orchid finger and pointed at every pedestrian on the side of the road, pinching her throat and talking in a voice as if his balls had already left his body, it was a eunuch-like voice: "If I take off my mask and let you see my old lady's flower and moon appearance, you can't be so excited and nervous that you will go into shock?"
”This was rightly said, and he seemed to really think that everyone was throwing up because they saw him nervous."
Don't, don't kill casually."
Cable grabbed his arm, shook his head to prevent him from unmasking, and pointed his finger at the sky with his finger, the huge green eyes staring at the two of them.In this way, Cable felt as if he and Wade were in a soda bottle, and a passing crow or eagle was putting his eyes to the mouth of the bottle to see how much water was inside."
yes, you're lucky, stinky men, huh."
Wade was hit on the brakes, and he didn't insist on going his own way, but walked down the steps and glanced cautiously at the sky.The whole sky was occupied by the huge green eyeballs, and the eyes were staring at him, but nothing more, his makeup and camouflage skills really seemed to be hiding from the Origin Falcon, and it made perfect sense.Therefore, he thought about whether the other party's eyes would be dry?
He also danced while walking, so happy, so carefree."
Don't jump yet, where are we going?"
Cables reminded Deadpool to get down to business, and he whispered, "If you want to repair your belt, you need electronic components, which are not available in this day and age, so I need raw materials to make those components myself." ”"You don't know the way?"
Deadpool asked him instead, and when he saw the look of Wire Rope who wanted to kill, he smiled awkwardly: "Yes, my cousin threw you over, and I didn't give you any information, you really don't know the way, that's good, because I don't know each other either, and we're even." ”"Can this kind of thing be settled?!
If we don't know the road, aren't we just headless flies, how do we do this?
”The one-eyed man was speechless, he didn't know what to do, every time he acted with Deadpool, he only felt that his brain was being messed up."
That's because you didn't play with my cousin very often."
Deadpool grinned crookedly, his flaming red lips hooked a '√' on his lipstick-painted mask, and then, amid the stench of vomit and excrement all over the street, he held Cable's shoulder with one hand and took off his sandals with the other.The high heels are very good, its high heels seem to be natural pointers, and the sandals with very light weight can be thrown very high, and the sound of it landing is also very crisp.Plastic sandals, three pairs of dollars a dollar, what else do you want to hear?
It doesn't matter, the key is the trick of throwing shoes and asking for directions, Wade thinks that he has learned his cousin's eight successes, and he believes that he is also the chosen one who is favored by the world consciousness.Because I am the protagonist of the movie!"
Over there!"
He picked up his sandals and put them on, pointing in the direction pointed out by the high heel just now: "My cousin's hand lost his shoes to ask for directions, but it is an untold secret of our Wilson family, and today I let you see it, you have to keep it a secret, or I am afraid that I will have to kill you, because only the dead will shut up." ”Deadpool is completely into the play, and he is still a little serious when he speaks, which is nonsense to the point that he believes it.Metaphysics, which can be regarded as a means of the mystical side, is even more difficult to understand than magic, but it is indeed valuable."
Does your family's secret technique still smell of feet?"
Cables shook his head slowly, but his body still walked in the direction he pointed out very honestly: "What did you say about Slade last time.
Little sunspots?
Is it true that his feet are all black?
”Deadpool's attention was drawn away, he smiled, followed the cable and started to hurry, and said: "It must be true, my cousin is from DC, he is too dark, the whole person is completely black, in fact, I first thought that his symbiosis would be called a black chicken to hehe!"
”(End of chapter)