This kind of injury of exploding the head is fatal for many people, but it is just a common occurrence for Deadpool.Sometimes he himself will shoot himself in the head, and it is as convenient as restarting the machine on a computer, and many problems that he can't figure out can be dredged up by physical means."
Wow, it hurts."
The muscles in Deadpool's neck squirmed and grew, and the blood vessels and muscle fibers in it clucked together like maggots, and soon formed the prototype of the head, which was now still small and not very coordinated with the body: "What about my wig?"
Where did it fly?
It was my collector's wig, and it stayed with me for a long time. ”"Over the corner."
The cable put down the gun and stretched out his hand, hooking his fingers a few times: "Belt me, then you get out of the way, don't make any noise, if the conveyor belt breaks down halfway, it is possible that we both will be thrown into hell." ”This is not to scare people, but to tell the truth, space-time teleportation is a technology that requires very high precision, whether it is a problem at the time level or a problem at the space level, it will undoubtedly be a big problem.Deadpool doesn't care, even if he is thrown into hell, he probably won't die, but Cable doesn't have that much confidence in himself."
Okay, you're really still too lacking in a sense of humor, isn't it, now that we're in the DC environment, the dark one is popular here, and comedy may not be suitable, and sure enough, you're still very cunning, didn't you find out about this a long time ago and secretly changed the script for yourself?"
With that, Deadpool got serious, trying to be dark and serious, so the corners of his mouth under the mask also curved downward.I asked how my head exploded just now, how did this mask come back?
Could it also heal itself?
It doesn't matter how it gets back to Deadpool's face, it's all very reasonable, it's an artistic creation made for the continuity of the plot, it's so natural.However, he also knew that it was necessary to make a moderate noise, so he went to the corner and picked up his wig, then took off the white skirt that was put on the outside of his uniform, and went to the house to find water and prepare to wash his clothes.After about ten minutes, Cable woke up Deadpool, who was sleeping in the corner, and threw his belt over."
Wear it, it's fixed.Fortunately, it's me who came, having this arm means that there are a lot of technological tools that can be used, if you change to Iron Man, I'm afraid that it may not be repaired well tomorrow. ”The left arm of the cable is a robotic hand, and although it is not a nanomachine that can be transformed at will, it integrates a lot of small functions like a Swiss Army knife.It is integrated with common gadgets such as hacking into computers, stealing cars, picking locks, etc.With this 'toolbox', he was able to repair the belt in a short period of time, and now he kind of understood why Death Knell had thrown him over and not someone else."
Wow, your craft is still so good."
Rubbing his eyes with one hand and putting the belt on his waist with the other, Deadpool pouted and kissed the cable: "It's just hurry up next time, I can wait to fall asleep, in my dream I was surrounded by a group of, they all defiled me one by one, you could have saved me earlier." ”That said, but Deadpool had a lewd smile on his face, and it was clear that he didn't think it was a bad thing to be tarnished."
Don't talk nonsense, makeshift parts aren't reliable, we'd better go back to 40K Earth now and get some more suitable parts to replace."
The cable ignored the nonsense part and directly said his own arrangement: "You shouldn't have it at home, then go to my house." ”"Okay, my work is almost done, now the hand of creation is fighting mushroom zombies in many worlds, just go back and lead them to Diversity 2."
Deadpool lowered his head to adjust the turntable on the belt buckle, looking for the right space-time coordinates: "Do you want to have a dinner tonight?"
I called the taxi drivers, and the teenagers who were not serious lace side warheads, they all called?
I'm kind of craving British food, how about looking up at the starry sky pie?
I met a guy who owns a pizzeria some time ago, and if you give him some money, he should be able to help us do it. ”"Are you sure the people you know are still on Earth and haven't traveled to space?"
The electric cable poured a basin of cold water down, he shattered Wade's idea, grabbed the big gun on the table next to him, and said, "Let's go back first, I don't like the atmosphere here." ”"Yes, the world gives me the feeling that something is wrong, there is a lack of 'that energy', alas, it is that energy, I can't say it specifically."
Deadpool stood up, put away the white dress he was hanging aside, put the wig back into his trouser pocket, and reached out to grab the cable: "Then go home first, and then you can change my belt to a good part, and I'll move on to the next step of the plan." ”With that, he snapped a picture of Deadpool's head on the belt buckle, which was the button for the teleportation device.A flash of white light flashed, and the two disappeared into the cramped, unwelcoming basement, leaving only a messy pile of footprints on the dust.And they didn't see it, after the two teleported away, the huge green eyes in the sky close to this world were gone, and the huge falcon twisted its head to look in the other direction, tilted its head and made a thought in the void, and then the eagle's beak hooked an anthropomorphic smile.With a flap of its wings, it instantly entered a state of faster-than-light movement, turning into a green light and chasing in the direction where the two had left.Yes, it can see it all the time, but it doesn't want to waste time on the kraft candy that is difficult to kill, but deliberately pretends to be stupid and keeps observing, it wants to find out where the kraft candy's nest is, and completely eliminate it.These are all sacrifices necessary for the survival of the universe, and humanity is on the list of sacrifices at this time."
Sheriff, Deadpool was fished out by the cable, but there's bad news too."
Su Ming, who was chatting with Green Arrow, heard the report of the adjutant projection, and also saw the current scene: "They were targeted by the falcon during the teleportation, and at this time, I controlled the TVA headquarters to lengthen the time flow they were in, so that we had time to make some arrangements." ”Speaking of this, the adjutant sighed, the other party's appearance is an eagle, this animal is famous for its eyesight, and Deadpool's appearance of covering her ears and stealing bells almost allows her to buckle her toes into the armor plate of space alloy.Fortunately, she had been keeping an eye on the matter, and halfway through the process, she had adopted a backup plan to modify the flow of time between the two worlds.Although Deadpool and Cables are still in the process of teleporting, the time for DC to get here is relatively static.In this way, there is room for manoeuvre."
If the judge comes over now, I won't have time to receive him."
Su Ming looked at the non-existent 'air watch' on his wrist and shook his head: "After Batman pulls the wizard and sets off, I will follow him, one is for insurance, and the other is to prevent him from going crazy, so the origin falcon should be handed over to someone else to deal with." ”"What do you mean?"
The adjutant needed a clearer directive."
Send Deadpool and Cable to Mothernight's Garden, and I helped the one who killed her sister to monopolize the concept of 'nothingness' and found her a new husband, which means it's time for her to repay what she owes me."
After thinking about it for a while, Su Ming picked a target that was strong enough, and asked Deadpool and the cable to lure the falcon there, and then he could make the flat-haired beast drink a pot.Even though the Origin Falcon is an energy aggregate, it doesn't actually have feathers, but it's probably pretty much the same.
(End of chapter)