"Your belt hasn't been repaired, our landing point is obviously a little off, and now it's like a steak falling into a wolf pack, oops, it's so annoying."
While brandishing two katana slashes at zombies, Deadpool is still chanting rap in his mouth, complaining to the electric cable next to him about the belt failure at high speed.He wanted to go back to 40K, but there seemed to be something wrong with the teleportation, and the landing point actually became the 40K-1 zombie universe, and he happened to fall into the zombie pile where he didn't know the specific location.Thanks to Deadpool's body smelling worse than rotting zombies, those guys didn't attack him at the first time, but the electric cables around him are different, he is very big, and naturally has a lot of meat, maybe in the eyes of zombies, it is like a fragrant dumpling.As a teammate, Deadpool won't drop the cable, and in fact, the pressure is not too great, it's just that the road is blocked and it's hard to get out.This is 40K-1, the experimental world that my cousin used to make the stitching virus evolve on its own, 70% of the land area of this earth is controlled by corpses, and the survivors often live on islands or large ships, struggling to survive in the form of city-states.However, there is also good news, there will be no high-level special infected here, because once the little zombie has undergone an advanced evolution, it will be captured by the lieutenant and taken to Casillas for research.So it's a bit like a bacterial petri dish here?
Or is it a jar for raising Gu?
In fact, Wade was still a little lucky, fortunately he fell to 40K-1, not the 40K-2 next door.You must know that the latter side is playing the experiments of 'mysterious revival', full of all kinds of urban weird stories and unbelievable lives, and many mysterious experiments, which can't be done by guns and swords alone."
Don't talk nonsense, do you think makeshift parts are really that safe?"
Cables kept firing while using his laser eye to shoot heat and sweep through the corpses, and the two men stood back to back: "Contact Death Knell and fish us out, this kind of thing will be over if we get bitten by it." ”Not to mention taking a bite, in fact, strictly speaking, a small cut on the body will be infected, that is, the two of them have good martial arts, and ordinary little zombies can't get close."
Don't worry, it'll be fine, even if you are infected, my cousin has an antidote in his hand."
Deadpool slashed at the zombies indifferently, if it wasn't for the bite it would hurt a lot, he didn't even bother to struggle: "I'm using a double knife now, and I have only learned the knife technique of a double knife, I can't use a single knife, you can help me get my phone and call the adjutant." ”"Where's the phone?"
It didn't matter if he could use his metal left arm to pick up a huge assault rifle and fire a heat sight without using his other hand, so he could help."
In my right pants pocket."
Deadpool tilted his head, and at the same time, the katana in his hands swung like an electric fan, setting off a new round of blood.The spoiled blood of the zombies was really fishy, and it smelled like rotten eggs mixed with fish feces.Cables reached out to his pocket with his back to Deadpool, that is, because he was too hasty to set off this time, and he was thrown directly into a strange world, without any communication tools.Originally, he had a prop like a monocular eyepiece, which integrated communication functions and a lot of tactical analysis functions, but who told him to just get up and brush his teeth?"
Ah~~~ Whew, whew, exciting, it's really strong, but you got it wrong, the phone is not this one."
At this time, Deadpool suddenly let out a suspicious gasp, and a flush appeared under the mask: "A little to the right, the phone is on the right." ”"Vomit" The cable realized that he had just touched something, and no matter how determined he was, he suddenly broke the defense, and he bent down and vomited.And this revealed the flaw, and the little zombies around screamed and swarmed up.At that moment, a blue light fell from the sky, scooping the two out of the crowd and throwing them into a sealed room with many sprinklers on the ceiling and a very pungent potion.The walls began to emit ultraviolet light, and the blower there was blowing hot air at the same time."
Ah~ I feel a lot of ultraviolet rays, which can help people tan and get skin cancer at the same time."
Deadpool sheathed the knife indifferently, he knew it was the lieutenant who had fished himself out, and was now disinfecting, "But I already have skin cancer, so it's fine." ”After speaking, he also danced "Singin' in the Rain" under the spray of the potion, looking cheerful."
Vomit" Cord retched while frantically rinsing his right hand with the potion, as if he was going to rub the skin off his hand, or planned to replace his right arm with metal."
You two are now back at the Antarctic Holy of Holies at 40K Earth, and you're safe, and you can eat something after the disinfection is complete."
The adjutant's voice appeared in the small room, but her own projection did not appear, probably because she didn't want to look at the bathing picture of Deadpool: "One more thing, Wade, you almost lured the Origin Falcon back to our world, but fortunately I found it in time, and first threw you to 40K-1 to attract the other party." ”"I know, Lao Tie in the live broadcast room has already told me.But you can't be so demanding of me, I haven't seen the Origin Falcon before, who knows what it can do?
”The disapproving Deadpool was scrubbing himself charmingly, looking like he was dancing a striptease, but he didn't really take it off, and his mouth was angry and muttering: "Also, that thief bird is too dark, isn't it?"
Obviously I've seen through it, but I still pretend not to see it, it's despicable and shameless, can't there be more sincerity and less routines between birds and people?
The air is shaking and cold, there are so many articles in the Animal Protection Law to protect birds, why is there no protection for humans?
When will a person be able to stand up?
”"But it's already in a trap, and Emperor Weishan is waiting for it."
The adjutant said this again."
Oh, it looks like my cousin is darker, so I'm the bait, right?
I didn't direct the Hand of Creation to Pluralism 2, but I did lead the Origin Judge into another trap, and it seems that the credit is even greater?
Do you have to add money?
”In terms of level, the Origin Judge is one level higher than the Hand of Creation, which is like catching the enemy's squad leader, and as a result, he has captured a squadron leader, which is obviously earned.As for being used as bait or live target, Deadpool is used to it, after all, the mercenary's job is like this, and the dirtier work than this is done."
I'll give you five hundred points."
The adjutant was very generous this time, and now that there is a digital currency, part of the financial power has been transferred to her hands, so as soon as the voice fell, a line of jumping numbers appeared in the upper right corner of Deadpool's view, and the sound of gold coins falling was also heard in her ears."
Ah, the most beautiful and kind lieutenant, you are so good, my love for you is like a galaxy, and it is out of control!"
There was no ripping, no stabbing, this time it was so easy to get the money, Deadpool's eyes suddenly turned into the shape of a gold coin, and the person immediately turned into a licking dog.By the way, these licking lines used to be said by Thanos to death, and when the woman slept with Wade, she talked about it as fun (end of this chapter)