"It was fixed, and then the one-eyed man threw a belt to a man in the corner without pants, who was cowering there, touching his arm, and shaking, as if sobbing.If you look at such a scene at once, you may think that it is the scene of a violent sexual assault case, but if you see that the person squatting in the corner is Deadpool, normal people will not have that kind of thought.The reason why he smoked and smoked was not because he was not wearing pants and frozen, but because he was playing with his mobile phone before, typing frantically and one of the few friends, that is, teenagers with gender confusion, the warhead showed off that he came to the chat history is like this.See if Uncle Wade hangs?
(naughty expression)" "Get out, don't look, yourself."
(middle finger emoji) "Tell you, you may not believe it, hehe, uncle and I, now I am not at the same level as you, do you know what credit is?"
Do you have credit?
What are Credits?"
It's a unified currency that Slade will exchange for our universe in the future, and all the dollars and yen in your hands will become waste paper in the future, and you can't spend it in the universe at all, understand?"
If you call Peter right now and admit that you're not as good at playing DOTA as I am, then I can consider continuing to mess with you in the future, at least leaving you a chicken butt while you eat turkey. ”"Cut, that's it?
You're stupid X, aren't you?
Lao Tzu, I am an X-Men, and the professor is responsible for food, clothing, housing and transportation, and my relationship with Death Knell is outside of this, can I still starve you to death?
He's on his knees, you're busy."
The smile under Deadpool's rotten face disappeared, or rather shifted to the boy's side through my phone, and I slapped myself on the head!"
That brain cancer mistake, just thinking about showing off his income with the warhead today, forgetting that people are X-Men members and mutants, it is equivalent to a meal ticket for stable employment, and my cousin, who is already starving to death, indirectly controls the X-Men through Professor X and Magneto, we just lack a name for Wilson's corporate employees, but all kinds of benefits are already more, have you recently gone to the "White Robe" universe for a group vacation?
Seeing the victory of showing off, Deadpool was so angry that he felt hot all over, knowing when he would be able to stand up.So when Cable returned to the big lounge from the engineering lab, he saw Deadpool squatting in the corner with an expression of counting ants, very aggrieved, as if he had been raped by someone but that kind of scene, the strong man saw less, at that time, if he asked Deadpool what happened, if this slut wanted to come up with a set of tirade nonsense, and then say a bunch of practical crazy words.I want to hear it.Don't forget, I was still brushing my teeth outside my ship when the cable was teleported out of 40K, and now the ship is still floating outside of space, I just want to go back and continue to wash my face, so that no one can pick up the spaceship.As for continuing to work on missions with Deadpool?
Or forget it, I've already lost my life, and I still feel disgusted now, what if I want to replace my other hand with a mechanical arm?
The worst is this kind of "Alas, Nathan, he said you were a general victory?"
from your cleaning and disinfecting function. ”Deadpool, who was squatting in the corner of the wall and picking at the floor, turned his head, and the two eyepieces under my mask squirmed like poached eggs, and the already cartoon-style cold tears welled up, anyway, it was reasonable to finish, "You earned credit points today, and you want to tell your older friends about your struggles, but you ignore you at all, and you still scold you, woo woo woo" It's a warhead, right?
”Cable's guess made me know the truth, and I threw the belt outside my hand under Deadpool's head: "You've always been like this, it's not what older people are pursuing, it should be called cool in that era, right?"
Besides, you've never respected him, so he should get used to it. ”Even though he knew that the slut was pretending, the cable still had to take the conversation out of humanitarianism, because there was someone else outside the room."
If he's unhappy, he's bad."
Cable rolled his eyes, I really didn't bother to talk to Deadpool about that topic, people were afraid that they would know: "That's it, his belt is broken, and he uses low-level goods from the lieutenant, Chongyi will be fine, you are leaving, the faucet under the spaceship is still related," "If you love you, don't leave." ”Deadpool pounced and grabbed one of the wire's feet, even if I was dragged to the ground and glided, I didn't let go, "Get out of here, the ghost will love him, don't get your shoes dirty, that's the low-level goods of the future."
"The cable kicked my leg desperately, and the expression on my face was disgusted, and I felt like I was about to vomit again.M.. thought that his resistance to nausea was not yet full, but when I looked at it today, it turned out that there was no most disgusting under Deadpool, only no more disgusting.It's a road that seems to have no end forever" You put it another way," Deadpool was stunned for a moment, and then showed a shy expression: "Don't go, love you, is that kind of ambiguous statement for him to be tempted or forced.2 "vomit ......", and the slut's shy big expression finally made the cable end retching again, and that was because the things outside the stomach were all vomited afterward, and now there is something bad to vomit