"This place is a little strange, it's dark everywhere, oops, this black is still alive, it actually pulled my leg, it can't be a foot fetish, right?"
Following Elaine, Deadpool's mouth never stopped, and he chattered about everything around him, ever since he arrived at this place: "I know my feet are very good-looking, and skin cancer and athlete's foot also make it smelly, but you can't do everything, this habit will only hurt you, did you hear Uncle Wade's words?"
Don't go, I'm not done yet. ”The wriggling shadow faded away, much faster than it had come, as if it were hiding from some pollution."
Okay, aren't you going to let your mouth rest for a while?"
The girl God rubbed her temples, she seemed to have a headache, Deadpool was a little abstract in what she did and said, and she realized that the last time she was so troubled was when her mother died.She is planning to use Deadpool, because although this slut did not often come to the DC universe in the past, his performance can be said to be seen by girls, and the 'possibility' shown is what the 'future' needs.But after today's close contact, I found that Deadpool is really not something that ordinary people can control, even if you don't talk about body odor and all kinds of depraved vices, it's just this kind of nonsense, which is unbearable.But in order to deal with an old immortal, you really have to use Deadpool, which is very uncomfortable."
No, my lord, brackets, gold lord, you are still too young as a human being, and when you are like me, you are in your thirties and almost four, you will understand a truth, that is, life lies in movement."
After driving away the shadow creatures that harassed pedestrians on the side of the road, Deadpool was worried that no one was chatting with him, and Elaine was naturally caught with this talk: "There is an old saying in the distant eastern country, called use in and out, you see my tongue, it is so flexible, all because I usually talk a lot, and now I practice enough, and when it is time to use it, my girlfriends can be more satisfied." ”As he spoke, he lifted half of his mask, stretched out his long tongue, and shook it quickly, even the rotten blisters and scars on it danced out of the afterimage, which was very flexible.The student's footsteps paused, and her eyes turned into dead fish: "Even if you treat me as a human being, don't forget that I'm a minor, are you sure it's appropriate to tell me this?"
”"Hey, ah, I forgot about that."
Wade was shocked and patted his head: "I still have to fight for NC-17 classification, I shouldn't say this to minors, director, cut this paragraph!"
Save the kids!
”God has nothing to say about Deadpool's unbridled speech, polluting the children's pure hearts and then calling out to save them.But if she could, Elaine really wanted to kill him with a thunderbolt, but unfortunately it was just a thought, not only did this thing not die, but it would only stink more after every roast, it was a taste that was unbearable for herself.It's like roasting durian over fire in a public toilet, which is noisy and smelly."
Okay, it's good for you to be quiet, and don't forget that I'm God, but I actually take these things lightly."
The schoolgirl sighed and continued to walk down the gray path with Deadpool, she cleared her throat and said, "Remember the plan I told you earlier?"
I know you're sick in the head, and I have to make sure you haven't forgotten. ”"My short-term memory is okay, and the cancer cells have probably been storming the area responsible for long-term memory recently."
Deadpool pulls it, I harass it, and makes it surrender and listen to you, right?
”"That's it."
Elaine nodded with satisfaction, not to mention, Deadpool really has the basic qualities of a professional mercenary, at least when it comes to tasks, he doesn't pull his crotch much.Think about it, if you rely on this craft to eat, if you can't do anything, then you don't deserve to be a cousin of the death knell.Under normal circumstances, the gap between the family is not particularly large, just like Lucifer's strength was half a pound and eight taels with Michael and Gabriel in the past, this is the family."
The plan is good, but look at me."
Deadpool quickened his pace, walked over to the girl, and showed off his tight autumn coat: "Shouldn't you strengthen me before you do anything?"
I heard from the old irons, you gave Lucifer a gift, I am doing something for you, don't you have something good to give me?
My requirements are not high, even those heavenly energies you gave to Lucifer, it is enough to give me seven or eight copies. ”His uniform doesn't have any special functions, it's probably sweat absorption, which is pretty good, and it's essentially similar to autumn clothes and pants.As a person with self-healing ability, or a person who relies on this bastard to eat, it is unnecessary to spend money on uniforms, and it will be broken sooner or later anyway, isn't it?
What Kevlar fiber, what bulletproof inserts, it's not necessary.Wear the cheapest clothes, and if they are broken, they should be replaced, and today is a good reason to let God give you a better one.Is it a Golden Saint Seiya suit?
Or a transformation belt?
Hehe, I'm really looking forward to it, but it's a pity that the girl God just glanced at him mercilessly and pouted: "No, at most I'll take care of a meal for you, if you're not satisfied, I'll deduct your money." ”After saying that, she activated the power of God, pinched a hamburger out of thin air, and threw it to Wade, without even a matching soda."
Alas, ruthless, really ruthless."
Deadpool tore the bag of the burger, revealing the food inside, and casually flipped through the lettuce leaves and tomato slices in it with his fingers: "It's still a veggie burger, you're all God, are you still healthy?"
”"No, I'm not an animal protectionist, I'm also a meat eater."
The girl walked a little excitedly, as if she couldn't wait to get the thing in front of her: "But I think it's better for you to be a vegetarian, so maybe the body smell will be a little smaller, this is for your own good." ”"Puff, it makes sense, so be it, but I won't eat it now, I'll take it home."
Stuffing the burger into his trouser pocket, Wade picked at his buttocks, there was some sweat in the slit, and it was uncomfortable: "Anyway, how long do we have to walk?"
Didn't you say that its family lives on the high slope of the loess, no, it lives on the edge of Taixu?
”"It's almost there, don't look in the direction of Taixu, I guess you can't bear it."
The student girl shook her fingers, and the gray mist in front of her parted like a sea, and she continued to move forward without slowing down."
I've seen it, it's the giant vortex over there, hanging in the sky, right?
Like the floor drain in my bathroom, black water is still spewing out. ”Deadpool looked up and didn't just look at it, but pointed it out to God, he didn't have anything.After all, people who have gone crazy can't go crazy anymore, and the image of being too false is not only harmless in his opinion, but also quite funny.
(End of chapter)