"It says we made a mistake, Death Knell."
The cat came out of the grass, its tail wagged, raised its head and asked the man, "Do you want to ask specifically?"
”The simple cat is still not as good as the fox in terms of tricks, this is falling into the pit."
No, even if it's really wrong, I don't plan to change it."
Su Ming picked up the cat, put it on his shoulder, and stroked the hair on its back: "You may not have interrogated others, so you are not familiar with this business process, Wade, you come and tell the cat, what should we do?"
”"Hehe, of course it's to ask first, and then ask, and ask while playing."
As a lone mercenary, you have to know a little bit about all aspects, after all, you have to go out to do things on your own, and there is no one to help.For example, blasting, hacking, stance, interrogation, and disguise are all useful skills.You don't need to be proficient in everything, but you have to be a little bit of a little bit of a master, at least to the extent that you can draw a scoop according to the gourd, you can't always go to Google to find the standard answer and can't copy it, right?
It's difficult to do it if you don't know it, and it can only be said that this situation is not suitable for a person's debut."
Yes, that's the standard process for torture."
Nodding with satisfaction, although my cousin often forgets the arms in the taxi when he goes out, and he always doesn't carry explosives with him, he still has the basic skills of a mercenary: "This origin judge has no entity before, it is a mass of energy, so he shouldn't have tasted the pain of flesh and skin, right?"
I deliberately created more neurons in its body, amplified its perception, and after a while we knew whether its mouth was hard or not. ”"That's right, cousin, it's not me blowing it to you, let me interrogate it, although I'm not interested in animal butts, I know some Mexican friends who like to play with puffs."
Deadpool smirked and reached out to pat the fox's buttocks, completely ignoring the latter's horrified eyes, as if he had understood something, and was afraid of such a humiliating thing.Interrogating a person, of course, takes advantage of the other person's psychological weaknesses, but "Don't forget that you still have to fight for the NC-17 movie rating, if you really find a group of old inks and do something like that, your movie will be ruined." ”Su Ming motioned to Wade to get out of the way, and don't always reach out to touch the fox's buttocks, this is not good, he will passively find the door: "Let's go through the traditional process, go to the punishment, do you have that person's mobile phone number?"
”"Who?"
My cousin's brain circuit is different from that of normal people, and his thinking is a bit jumpy, and Wade sometimes can't keep up."
Who else?
McGeken, when you had such a good time with her, I don't believe you didn't leave her phone. ”Deathstroke naturally utters the name of the Queen of Pain, and in the entire DC Universe's super-time-stream system, no one understands sadism and pain better than her."
Huh?
You're done. ”The cat's mouth opened wide, like a small black hole: "You dare to touch Lucifer's woman, be careful that he pulls you to hell and humiliates your soul." ”The cat knows that many people think that Lucifer is a good person, and he always has a deep love for humans.But don't forget, he will always be a demon, and to become a demon, you don't have to have a 'sin', but you need a real evil soul.So when the demon does show its claws, it will be too late to realize the danger."
It's okay, I'm just playing with that woman, it's nothing, and besides, she doesn't think she's a Lucifer woman, her statement is 'I'm Your Majesty's toy', so I just played with Lucifer's toy, for my cousin's sake, the former Mr.
Satan shouldn't want to me.
Right?
”In the end, he was still a little unconfident, because Lucifer was really a vegetarian, as long as he was human, he loved it.Maybe His Majesty usually eats too much lavish dinners, and suddenly wants to eat stinky tofu one day?
Wade felt that in the eyes of others, he might be stinky tofu or snail noodles, smelling stinky and eating fragrant.Of course, it's delicious, otherwise why would so many women love themselves?
Hey!"
Stop talking that nonsense, get your phone."
Lighting a cigarette and smoking, Su Ming rolled his eyes speechlessly, Deadpool's mood has changed too much, mental illness is like this, just now I was a little worried, and I started to laugh lewdly in less than a second, this is not mental illness What else can it be: "Anyway, you can't die, even if you are dragged into hell, you can eat and drink spicy food there, others don't say it, but I'm sure Beelzebub will like you very much." ”As Lord of the Flies, Beelzebub likes to stink, the more stinky the better, and the stool and vomit are commonplace for him, and it would be a surprise if Deadpool showed up at his table."
Well, I've heard that Lucifer can change from male to female, and can show the image that people like the most and think is the most beautiful, is that true?"
After listening to his cousin's comfort, he was still a little interested, but he could only say that his brain was still not normal.In this regard, the death knell who snatched his cousin's mobile phone was too lazy to answer, he opened his cousin's mobile phone address book and looked for Maizi's name in it.It can be seen that Deadpool's mobile phone address book is full, and there are many women's names that are pseudonyms at first glance, such as 'Jane Eyre', 'Princess Sissi', and so on, which are the pseudonyms that those high-class prostitutes like to use.Like Lily, Tiantian, Dabo, these are all street girls, and they may also be Vanessa's little sisters.How to say it, in the mobile phone of the average mercenary, there will be some contact information of customers, but Deadpool is a customer for others, and this number is too much.However, this is his private matter, even if it is a brother, Su Ming will not interfere, one person and one way of life.quickly found the corresponding phone number, he moved his finger to dial out, don't ask how Marvel's mobile phone is kept in Marvel's multiple 1 in DC's new multi-dial contact, anyway, as long as you know that it is reasonable.The phone is meant to be used to contact others, so how can the story proceed if you can't be contacted, and how can you maintain the continuity of the plot?
Soon, the phone was connected, and a strange voice came from the earpiece, as if there was an out-of-body movement: "Hiss~ah~~~ It's you, you still dare to call me?"
Hehe, do you want to be skinned?
”"I'm Deathstroke, I'm using Deadpool's phone to contact you, Wheat."
Before this perverted female demon could say more tiger and wolf words, Su Ming interrupted her, first explained her identity, and then proved that she was serious in a serious tone."
Oh, heh, oh, that's you, Slade."
Maizi was obviously a little embarrassed, she also knew that she had made trouble just now, but this feeling of social death made her enjoy it very much, the more shameful this feeling of being despised by humans, the more comfortable she was.So she stuttered not because she was shy, but because she had 'reached' some kind of peak.
And this, it also made the cat listening to the phone with its ears pricked up on the side full of disgust, what kind of monsters does Death Knell know?
The Queen of Pain is so perverted that she didn't even notice it before.
(End of chapter)