"Bad luck, bad luck!"
Seeing Deathstroke enter the bar with his cousin, Bobo threw the white towel on his shoulder to the ground, looked unwelcome, and let out an orangutan cry: "Slade, why did you bring him to my bar again?"
I can't get the air here, and I might have to do business at night!
”This is Bobo's home, he lives in the bar when he's not on a mission, and he hasn't forgotten the power of Deadpool since the last time they worked together.What a human cannon, what a body fragrance attack, I can't forget it at all."
Why are you so ruthless, little orangutan, I thought we were friends for a long time."
Deadpool took down an upside-down chair from the table, sat down, and made a 'buo' sound, not knowing what organ he had crushed himself: "Besides, you don't have a single guest here today, so you don't have any business at all." ”As Deadpool had said, the tavern was empty, not even the overhead fan was turning, only the jukebox by the door was playing a piece of country music.That's the song, the country road, that took me back to my hometown.The move of Multiverse 1 to the Marvel Universe is naturally not a big deal for ordinary people, after all, there are no changes in daily life.But for the shamans, many people have suffered, especially those who use the power system of heaven and hell, and now they are facing a duel between two generations of gods, and their souls are jumping like they are jumping on the edge of a knife.In this case, who has the heart to come here to drink and brag?
Why don't you hurry up and write your suicide note at home, and then do something that can make up for your regrets?
If you can still move before you die, many people will want to make up for their regrets, hehe, you can't usually think of it, it's so funny."
Well, I don't want to admit it, but you're right, there's no business at all today, Fack."
Picking up the towel that wiped the table, Bobo sat listlessly at the bar, picked himself a beer from the faucet, and drank most of it: "I hope there won't be anything related to the multiverse energy operation level, otherwise if all my customers die, it will be difficult for this bar to continue." ”This bar is a relic left to him by a good friend, and he must run it well, which has a lot to do with it."
I don't think so, it's open to superheroes."
The little bartender, who was lying on her side playing with her phone, beckoned to Deathbell, she seemed very energetic, probably sleeping well recently: "I visited the Hall of Justice, there is no place to sell alcohol. ”"That's because you didn't find the right place, little girl."
The cat jumped slightly, flew more than ten meters like a cloud, and landed on the bar: "In the public exhibition area of the Hall of Justice, the bar that opens on the second floor of the elevator facing an artificial satellite, he is your direct competitor." ”The Grand Wizard Demon Governor is a famous dark wizard, recognized as one of the strongest spellcasters in the DC Universe, and the spokesperson of the concept of 'Chaos'.His bar is also a wizard-oriented business, and it also has numerous entrances around the world, one of which is inside the Hall of Justice, as a result of some sort of agreement he made with the Dark Justice League.Magic is a dark art, and he tends to carry it forward, doing a lot of evil things, but also helping the dark alliance a lot.So the relationship is quite complicated.Usually the business of dark wizards is mainly done there, and Bobo's side is mainly engaged in the business of white wizards, although the customers are still free, they can go anywhere, go in and ask for a glass of wine, and no one will drive you away, but the unspoken rules of the wizarding world are like this, wizards with similar positions like to get together with like-minded people.Speaking of which, the Doke's bar may be even more tempting to wizards, as it is common to encounter soul-buying devils, dealers who sell human organs, all kinds of illegal and dangerous magical materials, and spellcaster killers who are ready to take orders.Naturally, the business of the bar is better than that of the Forgotten Bar, which also has the function of an auction house."
Can this be?
Why didn't the Justice League ban him" The little girl obviously didn't know about this, Bobo didn't tell her much about the dark side, and today's cat's words dealt a heavy blow to the innocent child."
Because this is a deal, they negotiated the terms, don't ask so much children, go back to the room and play with your mobile phone, get off work today."
Bobo, who put down the wine glass, kept waving his hand, driving the girl back to the lounge like a duck, and after closing the door of the small room, he looked at the cat who stretched out his paws to catch cockroaches in the sink, and complained: "Sandman, don't tell the little girl about this kind of thing in the future, the young man can't control it at all." ”Wizards are also curious, and the younger the wizard, the more curious they become, and after learning about the Devil's bar, the bartender will probably want to see it for himself.But it's really not a good place to be, and it's not an exaggeration to say that hell is the office on earth, and the bars are full of all kinds of crazy people."
It's better to know more than not to know anything."
The cat frantically pulled the cockroach prophet in the sink with its paws, it was cursed by the old god to become this disgusting insect, and the current situation, two generations of God wrestling, caused it to be worse than dead.No matter how much the cat pulled it, the creature lay on its belly as if it was going to die, and let out a faint moaning sound of weakness, which was very painful.But the more it did this, the more energetic the cat became, and this guy who used to be a Jew, but now a cockroach, felt very good to fight."
Okay, don't play it to death."
Bobo continued to pick up his beer glass, and at the bar faucet, did I go to war?
I'm not too old for an orangutan, and I can't stand this kind of toss. ”"I'll just get you a shot of Super Soldier Serum right now, and I'll notify my adjutant right now and let her test the dosage on other orangutans."
Su Ming walked to the bar, took out the big book that was as heavy as a suitcase from his waist bag, and put it on the bar with a 'bang': "I didn't come here today to look for you to go out on a field trip, but to let you read the book with me and find some clues about 'Prometheus Domain'." ”"What domain?"
The orangutan lifted the green deer hunting hat on his head and frowned: "I have never heard of the name of the place, if you say the god Prometheus, or the gang of Zeus in the past, we will know." ”"But today I'm looking for a place name, and I haven't heard of it, so I'm not here to look it up in the dictionary."
Su Ming picked up the orangutan and put him in his arms, then reached out and opened the book, and the green light in it suddenly poured out like a tide, filling the entire bar.
(End of chapter)