"Ah, it's hot, it's hot!"
As soon as the teleportation was complete, Deadpool jumped up, and he quickly started to dance the cancan dance on the spot, as if it would heat both feet more evenly: "Help, help, cousin, the soles of my shoes are going to melt!"
”At this time, the square in front of the Hall of Justice had turned into a huge magma pool, in which the red and black fluid was bubbling, and from time to time it would explode due to violent vibrations, bursting out one after another tongues of fire that rushed into the sky.The city is in ruins, and despite superhuman rescues, most of the city's inhabitants should have survived, but today could still be the day when many insurance companies will go bankrupt.For example, in places like Gotham, Star City, etc., insurance companies generally don't do insurance business there, because they will lose money when it is visible to the naked eye.But like the Met, Washington, D.C., these used to be quite safe places, basically no accidents, and naturally there are insurance companies that will settle in these 'relative' risk control areas.Facts have also proved that this is the right thing to do, Earth 0 has experienced countless major events, the unlucky ones are either Gotham or New York, and the extent to which the whole city is rebuilt at every turn, and the Metropolis has always been fine except for the time when Superman and General Zod fought each other and broke a few skyscrapers."
Meow hoo, it's so stupid, you're afraid that the soles of your shoes will burn, won't you do a handstand?"
The cat was lying on the shoulder of the death knell, and it was not affected by the smell of sulfur without nostrils, and at this time it happily came up with an idea: "Only use your feet on the ground, you can't swing upside down, if you use your limbs, won't the pressure be halved?"
”"I always felt like you were lying to me."
Deadpool looked at the cat vigilantly while doing a high leg raise: "If you count my left and right buttocks, is the pressure only one-sixth of what it used to be?"
”The dream of a thousand cats nodded immediately, and its eyes were round: "You have learned to answer, I didn't expect to use your ass, you are so good~" "Under normal circumstances, I will be happy if a woman praises me for being good." ”Deadpool didn't fall for it, he jumped on the back of the death knell, fixed himself with the posture of the old tree roots, and made sure that his feet were off the ground: "But this is the first time that a feline has said that I am good, my mood is strangely complicated, my memory is not very good, we haven't had any in-depth communication before, right?"
”"Phew, you're so cheap, even a cat has you thought about it?"
The cat stuck out its tongue, and instead of looking at Deadpool, it looked at the two of them who were fighting fiercely on the battlefield: "Stop talking, see what Deathstroke wants to do." ”Asmontis and the Word of God, both of them caused a lot more movement than a whole ball of lights, and at this time the naked eye was full of dense black smoke, and in the smoke the red light of the flame and the white light representing heaven were shining one after another, like firecrackers.Violent explosions and earthquakes obscured the silhouettes of the two of them, but the invisible protective shield of the original Hall of Justice emerged under the rich energy, it was a light blue structure like a turtle shell, probably using the Apocalypse Star technology in the steel bone mother box.But it didn't matter, Su Ming could 'see' the two people in battle, through darkness and quantum, or through the power of origin.Sage power is sometimes very useful, after all, no one will dislike their brain to turn faster."
The battlefield of hell and heaven, I haven't participated in the Millennium War, Mimi, do you think there will be some resemblance to here?"
Su Ming didn't rush to the battle, but looked around, as if looking for something, then took out another cigarette, bent down and lit it in the magma on the ground, and took a deep breath.Well, the smell of the smoke lit by the magma is different, and this little sulfur smell comes up after scratching the ground."
Then you can look up to the so-called Millennium War."
The cat squatted on the shoulders of Deathbell, its tail swaying as the voice spoke, balancing as the man bent over: "The Millennium War is said to be the Armageddon between Heaven and Hell, but in fact, it is the little angels and little demons under the hands of both sides who cut each other, and it is impossible for a big demon like Asmontis to be on the battlefield, let alone Lucifer or God himself." ”Lucifer has a record of fighting God, but only in the 'Battle of the Fallen', which was the only one that went head-to-head on the surface.At that time, the fallen angels lost a chip and were thrown into hell, and God did not pursue them, apparently making arrangements for the eldest son.After that, the war that lasted for a thousand years, that is, the origin of the millennium war, both sides were miscellaneous wars, and the number of participants was very large, but the level of strength could not go up at all, and the top sky was just a planet.Now it seems that the two sides are consuming excess capacity, fighting for a thousand years, resting for a thousand years, and then repeating it.This new round of the millennium war started in the year 2000 of God's Gregorian calendar, and it is no different from before, that is, Elaine jumped out to make trouble this year, which will cause some changes, otherwise I am afraid it will not last for another thousand years."
So, Asmontis is doing well now?"
Su Ming laughed, he spat out a smoke ring, and carefully stared at the explosion with thick black smoke in the distance for a few more times.However, he quickly shook his head in disapproval, clearly not very satisfied with what he saw."
Don't just shake your head, after all, not everyone can compare with you, although most of the demons are black-hearted, and the yin tricks are endless, but in terms of darkness, the demon king is obviously far from you."
The cat immediately posted it with the death knell, but I don't know what I said, whether it was a compliment or a curse, an ordinary person was said to be more black-hearted than the demon king, is this appropriate?"
I just think Asmantis' attacks are too monotonous, and his skull is full of muscles?"
Su Ming squatted down in the magma pool, but still threw Deadpool on the floating cloak on the side, so as not to cremate his cousin during the chat: "Take that one just now, he can obviously sprinkle soot on the eyes of words, why didn't he do it?"
”Yes, God's Word is a resistant monster that is almost immune to both physical and energy attacks, but if the opponent relies on visual combat, it's always okay to sprinkle something in its eyes, right?
Even if you take a step back, you don't need money to try this plan.In this way, even if it can't hurt its eyeballs, it can always cause some visual effects, and if it looks like a humanoid creature, it may have the weakness of a humanoid creature."
Ah, I don't know, but in my opinion, the big demon has worked very hard."
The Dream of a Thousand Cats shook its ears, it stretched its body, and jumped onto the flying carpet on the side: "It's just a demon overseer, known as the second in hell, but in fact, he doesn't have the strength to rank second at all, don't have too high expectations for him, meow, it's better for you to go on your own, I'm here to cheer you on." ”After speaking, the cat stood up and played a small set of cat punches, which was very cute.com