"Let's put the body thing first, my God, you can't just kill Lao Jideng and think that everything is fine, the mess he made hasn't been cleaned up yet."
Deathstroke walked to the corner of the room speechlessly, turned on the TV that was placed there, and tuned to the news channel for Elaine to see: "You see this is a seaside city, and it is still making rats eat people; Looking at Gotham, more than half of the city was destroyed, and there was a problem with the running water supply; And here, this is Paris, it's raining toads, and it hasn't stopped. ”These are all natural disasters caused by the old man's God, and now Elaine needs to cancel these heavenly punishments, which are a lot of things.Su Ming didn't do the aftermath work himself in the past, and left it to others to do, but now that Elaine is lying flat when she goes home, she doesn't look like she can remember these things, so she still has to be reminded."
Huh?
It's so troublesome. ”The girl dropped the notepad in her hand, went back to bed and lay down, she also pulled up her little quilt and covered it, and closed her eyes: "Uncle Lucifer should be back soon, I let him take care of it, I want to sleep, I have to go to school tomorrow." ”"Going to school?"
With a puzzled expression, the cat jumped on the bed and bounced on the soft spring mattress: "You're God now, why do you want to go to school?"
Even if you can't know everything, you should be much worse than the old man, is human knowledge useful to you?
”"I have the knowledge, but I don't have a degree or a diploma, what good job can I find without a degree now?"
Elaine pulled up the quilt, only revealing her two big eyes outside, and replied in a sullen voice: "I'm still a middle school student, I want to go to high school, go to college, go to master's and doctorate, so that I can live a good life in the future, this is called reading to change my fate." ”"Ahh The cat is said to be numb, and it feels a little unable to understand the brain circuit of the girl God, which is too capricious, right?
It's all God, even if you don't want to lie flat in the new heaven, then the current life is not bad, just one sentence, Lucifer can give her hundreds of Ws, there is no need to find any work."
You don't understand, cat, human society is not so simple, I am God but also human, this is the life I want for myself."
At this time, Elaine's words were a bit of God, and her tone was serious and serious: "As a god, I naturally don't need to do superfluous things, but as a human being?
I'm supposed to live like a normal person, like a superhero. ”But when she spoke, she was still squirming in the bed, and this scene was a little too serious.In this way, the dream of a thousand cats understood, and it turned out that the girl wanted to play the game of 'secret identity'.Almost every superhero has a job on the surface, which he uses to hide his secret identity and live the life of an ordinary person.Even though some people don't, like Cyborg and Nightwing, they're unemployed, well, Martian Hunter has also been unemployed at home for ten years.But most people still have it, like Barry is a forensic pioneer, Diana is a professor of fine arts, Superman is a journalist, Hawkgirl is an antique dealer, and so on.This is the way that these people with extraordinary abilities enter human society in a chimeric way, which can also be regarded as a kind of bottom line, a commitment not to use superpowers for their own benefit, which is to maintain the so-called fairness.In fact, Su Ming doesn't mind these very much, he has superpowers but doesn't use them, which is a bit pedantic in his ordinary people's opinion, but because of this, he is not a superhero.If he had such a high moral standard and conscience, he would have worn it outside his underwear to maintain world peace, no, in a dark world like DC, good people don't live long, maybe he would have hung up a long time ago."
It makes sense, but it's not much, and in my opinion, academic qualifications are useless."
Deadpool followed Deathstroke and picked his nostrils with his thumb, just like this would be cooler, and his voice was a little out of tune: "If you don't have a degree, you can go to an orangutan bar as a bartender, or go to Batman's company as a clerk, let my cousin come forward to tell you, this face is still there, since you want to live a human life, then interpersonal relationships are sometimes much more useful than academic qualifications." ”Wade is also telling the truth, there are many highly educated people now, whether it is in Marvel or DC, if you want to debut as a supervillain, you must at least start with a doctorate.On the contrary, there are superheroes, there are many people with no education, the captain and Bucky are high school graduates, and almost all of the soldiers are self-taught at Xavier Genius School, like Thor, Star-Lord, Black Widow, and these people have never attended a day of school, let alone a diploma.If you are in a world without superheroes, and you want to get a degree to find a job, this idea is correct.But Elaine is now on Earth 0, and there are superheroes here, and if Deadpool is asked to say that she has the kung fu to go to school, she might as well play more with her peers.Even if your academic performance is not good in the future, if you have connections, it is not easy to find an easy and lucrative job?
And there is no need to invoke God's authority at all, everything is within the rules of the human social game."
No, I'm on my own, I want to be a scientist."
Elaine glared at Deadpool angrily, of course she knew how human society worked, and there were all kinds of unspoken rules where there were people, but she didn't want that kind of special care.I am already a god, if my life as a human being is still very smooth and my wishes come true, what is the difference between being a god and being a god?"
Alright, needless to say, I see what you mean, Elaine."
Su Ming intervened in the topic, he waved his hand to signal his cousin to stop arguing with the girl, and the two sides didn't say the same thing: "Now that we killed that old man, you have lost your goal a little, so you are a little confused, and you want to find something to do for yourself, right?"
”Wade is not wrong, from the position of an ordinary person, he must use the simplest way to make himself live well.If you have a relationship, you will use the relationship, and if you have the ability, you will use the ability, and in exchange for compensation, this is also self-reliance.And Elaine, on the other hand, is not to live at all, she is to find something to do for herself, to be happy, or to have fun.What she wants is to be independent of her own identity as a god, and to have the help of other superpowers, to see where her human identity can go in society, this is an experiential journey where nothing can be done.It's a bit like death, you have to live in the world for one day every year, and then die to experience it, to put it bluntly, it's nothing to look for.But God's life is so boring."
Almost, you're still smart."
The girl in the quilt had crooked eyes, and she looked at Knell with a smile: "I just want to find something to do, and this thing, at my age, should be studying, otherwise I will be arrested." ”In the United States, there are some cities where there is still a position in the police department, called the superintendent.This kind of police officer is not low, not the usual uniformed police, but a detective or detective.They also don't care about the usual police affairs, and their main task is to patrol the streets during the usual school hours, arrest some teenagers who should go to school but wander outside and send them back to school, and occasionally intervene in some cases of domestic violence and abuse of teenagers.But the main thing is to catch children who skip class.At Elaine's age, if she wanders the streets or goes to work somewhere during school hours, she will be arrested and educated, and she will have to ask her parents to go to the police station to sign a letter of guarantee, promising to supervise her child's education, otherwise it will affect the parents' personal credit.There are also inspectors in Los Angeles or the metropolis, because these cities are relatively wealthy, and people's living conditions are also good, so the government has the resources to take care of this idle matter, and there is nothing to do.If there were no such police in Gotham, Gordon's men would not be enough, and one person would be eager to break a few halves, so why not care if the children could go to school.Is the child bad at learning?
Then at night, Batman's fist will educate them.com