"Hee-hee!
Ha ha!
Get me!
If you can't catch me in thirty seconds, I'll detonate a bomb and send half of Gotham to the sky. ”The clown danced happily, as agile as a soaked noodle, twisting his waist in the pouring acid rain, his long green hair sticking to his face like seaweed.A bolt of lightning lit up in the sky, illuminating a figure in the darkness not far away, it was Batman, two rivals playing a traditional game of peek-a-boo.Even if the Joker is a criminal genius, he doesn't have a new job to do every day, because that requires inspiration, and he will often modify the games he has played before, patch them, and then take them out and play them.Of course, every time Batman comes by appointment, he is never absent, so it's not about what to play, it's about who to play with.The Riddler is diligent enough, right?
He can come up with hundreds of new riddles at every turn, and Batman can play guessing with him.But bats don't like riddles, and if they have to choose, they won't choose anyone else, but the clown."
I'll catch you, smash you, and send you back to Arkham."
Batman, who didn't talk much, said lightly, he moved his wrists and neck, and then rushed towards the Joker, who was a dark shadow in the night, and ordinary people couldn't see his movements."
Ho!
Hee-hee!
Hahaha!
”The clown happily turned around and ran, and he looked back as he ran: "Guess which of us is the rabbit and who is the tortoise?"
Do you think fairy tales are real?
Do you feel that reality?
No, it is indeed realistic, because I guess the turtle must have eaten a stimulant that violates sportsmanship!
Hahaha!
”After saying that, he took out a thick syringe from the pocket of his purple suit and squeezed a needle into his mouth as he ran.This is the new good thing he recently got Speed 9, and if you get one, you can become a speeder and win Batman's mouth steadily!
Originally, it was a pill, but the clown soaked him in water to melt it, so it was more palatable.It's hard, it's super fast, but the Joker won't run so hard, he chooses to run, stop and wait for Batman, if he really gets rid of the Dark Knight, it won't be fun.Well, I was originally going to play peek-a-boo, but it's okay to temporarily change it to a race, and cheating is just to make people happy anyway.Gently raise your feet, take a slight step, oops, it's a hundred meters away.He was satisfied, so he stopped at the corner of the street, waited for Batman to come running, and took out a mouse trap from his pocket and threw it on the ground halfway through, ready to use this modified gadget to clip Batman's toes to play.The rat trap was modified to resemble a bear trap, covered with metal teeth, and quenched with poison, scorpion venom that he had bought on the black market.It wouldn't be fatal, but it would make the wound very painful, and he wanted to see Batman do it.Thinking of this, the clown thanked God in his heart, because the incident not long ago caused the price of food and guns to rise in the black market, but the price of poison and other things has decreased.Money doesn't mean much to the clown, if he wants to, he can get a lot of it, but this feeling of taking advantage of it makes him like it.After waiting for Batman for a while, in his expectant gaze, Batman really stepped on the black mouse trap."
Oh!
Hee-hee!
”The clown happily jumped out from behind the telephone pole and applauded, just as he was about to laugh at the stupid bat.As a result, he was too happy too soon, and the mouse trap didn't know if the material was not selected correctly, or if the heavy rain was too heavy today, which turned it into the effect of roller skates.I saw Batman step on this rat trap, lose his balance in the rain, scrambled to slide out of the way, and then hit his head against the wall of the alley."
Click!"
Dozens of meters away, the clown clearly heard such a crisp sound, and then saw the bat's head at a very unnatural angle, drooping on his chest, and the laughter came to an abrupt end, the prince of crime covered his mouth with his hands, his eyes widened in horror, and his mouth was so dry that he couldn't help but swallow saliva."
Bats?
Hey, are you okay?
”“.”
Batman, lying in the alley, didn't react, only to see blood flowing out from under his mask, spreading out in the water on the ground, like a flower at the darkest before dawn."
Don't make jokes like that, damn it, it's not funny at all!"
The Joker turned off the bomb's timer detonator, and he still had some illusions in his heart, and walked towards Batman: "Hee-hee, okay, it's funny, you still play dead?"
A new trick learned by an old dog?
”“.”
Batman still didn't move, he lay there quietly, the batrang in his hand falling in the rain."
No, it shouldn't be like this."
The Joker went crazy, he ran to Batman, grabbed his cloak, and went to get the mouse trap: "That's not how the game works, no, there must be something wrong, haha!"
That's right!
Wrong!
Hee-hee-hee-hee."
No matter how much he denied it, Batman was already dead, and when his sturdy upper body was held in the Joker's arms, his head was hanging back on the ground, apparently his cervical vertebrae had been broken.The Joker hadn't watched the movie "The Amazing Spider-Man", but he also knew that Batman was an ordinary person, and he would definitely not survive such an injury, but he didn't want to give up.Hah.
You really can't afford to play, what's the point?
”His mind was in a state of confusion for a short time, and all kinds of emotions made the clown unable to react, and he used to be able to come up with several jokes in a second, but he didn't know what to say at this time.After a long time passed, and when the rain had drenched them both from head to toe, the clown found his answer."
I see, you're tired, aren't you?"
He said in a brisk tone, but there was no other smile other than the scar on the corner of his mouth: "Okay, I'll take you to my place to rest, we can watch the series together, you know?"
I recently saw a new drama called Gotham Love Story, about a serial killer who loves to eat people and falls in love, haha, I highly recommend it, we can watch it together, well, that's it, let's go, go find a car, we can also buy a popcorn on the way, put it on your account. ”After saying that, he picked up Batman's corpse, because the other party's head kept falling down, in order to avoid losing it halfway, the Joker also used the super glue he carried with him to help fix it.In this regard, Batman's corpse has no opinion, he is dead, what else can be said?"
You're so quiet, so quiet."
The Joker walked in the rain with the bat on his back, and the silence made him feel extremely frightened, he grabbed Batman's drooping hand, clenched it into a fist and hit him in the face: "Come on, hit me, hit me, good bat, don't be so serious." ”The soft fist was a little hard to hold, so the clown used his best strength, but I don't know why, this fist didn't hurt at all, and I didn't feel anything (remember to bookmark it for next time I read it after reading it!)