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Nightmares are all formed by negative emotions, such as jealousy, bloodthirsty, and insidious.Of course, these are all emotions generated in nightmares, and the emotions in reality are not under their control, and there is a sea of light formed by emotions in the main material world, and those energies are occupied by various lanterns.So when it was blamed by its kind, the nightmare that had become a laughing bat became angry, and it raised its hand to give a big fight to the old clown in a wheelchair next to him."

Smack!""

Why did you hit me?

I don't blame you!

”The old man clown covered his face and complained."

Because I don't like you."

The fake bat is actually picking soft persimmons and pinching them, using violence to neutralize the same kind: "Look at me again, I'll eat you!"

”Under normal circumstances, nightmares don't communicate like this, and they don't quarrel with each other during the mission, so as not to be settled after the insomnia.But it was Harley's dream, and she still had some control over the place.For example, in the subtle way of changing the behavior of these enemies, the influence of language has always been two-way, nightmares can influence people, and that person can naturally influence nightmares, making them burlesque actors for her amusement."

He still dares to bully people as a Batman, do you see?"

Hallie jumped to her feet not far away and shouted, her head shaking constantly, looking very disapproving: "If I were you, I wouldn't be able to bear it, are you all green-haired turtles?"

You're all Jokers, what should you do if you get beaten by Batman?

”got this 'off-site reminder', and the many nightmares that became clowns suddenly realized.Yes, I'm playing a clown now, so I have to have a clown's style when I do things."

Die!

Hohoo!

Hee-hee!

”A clown pulled out a dagger and stabbed it into the waist of the imposter Laughing Bat: "Your death will make us happen!"

Hahahahaha!

”"Yes, we're all Jokers, and as a Joker, we should fight Batman!

Hahahaha!

”The other clown pulled out his gun and fired at Laughing, laughing as he swept back.Many clowns swarmed up, and the unlucky guy who turned into a maniacal laugh only made a faint struggle before being drowned by the sea of people.At the same time, a dense chewing sound could be heard from the crowd, which must have been eaten by many nightmares to strengthen themselves."

What a dark and crazy creature."

The fake Batman next to the female doctor said, and he seemed disgusted by the nightmare: "Looks like their next target is going to be me." ”"Logically, the Joker should chase Batman."

Harley threw the small hammer in her hand and patted the ticking bomb on the back with a smile: "But don't worry, this is my dream, they will definitely come at me, just look at it, I'll take care of them." ”As she spoke, she charged with a hammer while the clowns were still in a state of confusion.The little hammer suddenly grew larger in her hand, as big as a wine barrel, and it was made of metal, and she effortlessly rushed into the crowd, then grabbed the handle with both hands and spun it like an electric fan.She had seen Death Knell use a similar move, called 'Storm of Blades', and when the little bee was cleaning up the miscellaneous soldiers in close combat, he might not have noticed it himself, but Harley found that there was a pattern of starting points.Jump slash, homeopathic slash, whirlwind slash, and then the tentacles of the blade storm and strangulation erupt.Generally, after this set is finished, the enemy will be dead, the efficiency of cleaning up the trash fish is not bad, and the most important thing is that it is low-carbon and environmentally friendly.Although the power of the concept is good, and the Star Destroyer Cannon on the technology side is also good, but when people have physical contact with the enemy with their own hands, they feel the most pleasure when they feel the blood splashing their faces.At least that's what Jelly Bean sees.She doesn't have a symbiote, but it's not a big problem because she has a good body flexibility, has the flexibility of a top gymnast, and is good at learning.Little Bee's silky little combo, she learned it very well, missing the last one to check and fill in the gaps, the symbiote tentacle attack.But this is the interior of the corridor, not a spacious scene, just about three meters wide, who is dead and alive is not at a glance, no need to mend the knife.Anyway, it's all smashed into meat sauce.After about thirty seconds, she let out a puff with a puffed face, lifting the magnified two-handed warhammer out of the chest cavity of a headless corpse, shaking the intestines on it."

You nightmares, you don't have any creativity at all, the clown is not my nightmare for a long time, people are now independent women in the new era, just like Xiao Dai, clown?

It's just a scrap for me, phew!

Bah!

Phew, she continued down the hallway, spitting at the nightmare corpses along the way, each of which she spat out.If she uses other weapons, Harley's combat power is not much higher than that of an ordinary woman, and it is to the extent that even Barbara, a bat girl, can't beat her.But when she holds her usual weapon, the hammer, her combat power increases exponentially, and even Batman and Superman have been knocked out by her, which is so good."

If they were really human, I would definitely stop you, and you can't kill people indiscriminately."

The fake Batman also inherited the principle of not killing, and he followed behind the doctor: "But Nightmare is not human, you have no problem doing this, but don't make it so bloody next time." ”"Alright, if you have time to think about that, you might as well think about what to eat at night."

Harley, who was carrying a sledgehammer, looked down at her white coat, which still had no blood on it, and she was very satisfied.The speed of time in dreams is not the same as that of the outside world, and sometimes people have passed a lifetime in a dream, but in the main material realm, it is only a moment.The situation is similar now, Su Ming has just arrived at Harley's rental house, and after waving his hand for the adjutant to take back the android guarding the door, he carries the cat to the bedside."

Alas, I said I was going to look for death, but I still came to her and meowed."

The dream of a thousand cats jumped off the man's shoulder and landed on the sleeping Harley, bouncing like stepping on a trampoline: "I don't think there's anything wrong with her, since she wants to play in her dreams, let her play, anyway, no one in the nightmare I know is crazy about her." ”I have seen so many people who have fallen into nightmares before, and their performance is all frowning and tossing and turning, as if they have a stomachache during sleep, but they can't wake up.But Hallie was completely different, she was sleeping very soundly at this time, lying flat on the bed in a large shape, with a smile on her face, which showed that she had a good time in the nightmare."

You don't understand her, Ah Hua."

Deathstroke picked up the cat and put it in his arms to brush the fur: "She's helping me, I already understand her plan, and you're still in the dark, it's good, if you want to deceive the enemy, you must first deceive your own people, this is also my consistent opinion." ”