"Adjutant, can you hear me?"
If insomnia really gets into my cousin's dream, it's a rat in the pot trying to spoil the Nurgle soup - to my dad smiled."
The lines of communication are stable, sheriff, what are the instructions?"
The adjutant's voice sounded distant and ethereal, but the words were as clear as ever: "I see that Strangler is using your body to rummage through Harry's refrigerator, do you need me to activate the backup plan to stop it?"
”The dark sentences came out of her mouth lightly, and it turned out that when no one knew, she had secretly made a backup plan to counter the strangulation.Su Ming once asked her to prepare some plans to deal with various extreme situations that she might encounter, such as going out to play by herself, but the 40K earth exploded, and she was homeless when she came back.However, more plans are plans and joke plans formulated by the adjutant based on the things and abilities in his own hands, but they are plans to deal with strangulation, and even the death knell is the first time I have heard of it.But I still don't ask, what I know, I will know when I return to reality and strangle it, if the details of the specific plan are too dark, it is easy to affect the unity between the adjutant and it."
Ahem, don't worry about it, there's nothing important in Hallie's fridge except for cake and 'cat food'."
The Supreme Mage with a cigarette in his mouth diverted the topic, anyway, cats prefer to eat meat most of the time, and some of the heads in the food that Harley got just couldn't be handled, and it saved the garbage by strangling and eating: "Look at the 40K Earth, what is my good cousin Wade doing now?"
Did he fall into a nightmare?
”"He's sleeping, sheriff, but I don't see it like a nightmare."
The lieutenant unleashes a small projection, which is sent into a dream by means of quantum transmission, showing Deadpool lying on the couch with a wine bottle in his arms, and the room is littered with garbage, unfinished pizzas and burritos, toilet paper that has not known what sticky things have been wiped, etc.He was asleep, and in his dreams he seemed to notice that someone was watching him, and he scratched his buttocks with his hand, showing a very lewd smile."
The nightmare must have been done, otherwise he should be chanting the scriptures at this time, seeing him laughing so obscenely, maybe he dreamed of eating."
Su Ming nodded, exhaled a puff of smoke, and then said, "You send an android down, wake him up and ask if he has any strange dreams." ”"Execution."
The adjutant teleported a droid down in one gulp, and the cannon fodder unit could be seen trying to wake up Deadpool, who was still asleep.First he pushed a few times, but he didn't wake up, and then kicked a few times, but he still didn't wake up, until the adjutant controlled the android and said something in his ear: "Your money is gone." ”The slick Deadpool bounced off the couch with a swoop, and everything else was fine, but it would be miserable if the money was gone.But he soon found that he was still on Earth, in the basement of Afu's house, and the TV not far away was still playing the live broadcast of the news channel with no one, and everything around him was very quiet."
Yarn!
People are sleeping soundly. ”He rubbed his face unhappily, pushed the android away with one kick, scratched his ass and walked to the toilet to release water: "Don't come along, I'm going to shhhh ”"No one wants to peek at you."
The voice of the adjutant came out of the android's mouth, and she turned her head speechlessly and said, "Sheriff asked me to ask you, did you meet a guy who claimed to be insomnia in your dreams?"
Or a dream man who seems particularly smart, or more like everyone else?
”"Holy, isn't it?"
Deadpool shuddered, and he paused halfway through the hush, and turned his head with a bad urinary tract: "Is he even going to start monitoring my dreams now?"
Dark, too dark. ”"Don't be cranky, if the sheriff spies on your dreams, then still use me to ask you?"
The adjutant stopped him from continuing and told him to turn around and continue to pee: "It's because I don't know that I asked you, you just need to answer this." ”There was a smell of dust in the basement, but it wasn't noticeable against Deadpool's body odor, and the sunlight shone into the room through the small window.It's just that it's so quiet today, there isn't a single horn on the streets, as if everyone is dying with the city."
There were some strange strangers who did appear, but at the time I was making out with eighteen blonde beauties in my dream, and I didn't have time to receive them, so I introduced them to my amusement park, if you said they were real people, then they should be crazy now, right?"
The amusement park in my head doesn't often receive outsiders, and I originally thought that the strangers who appeared in the dream were my own imagination, but I didn't expect my cousin to inquire about it, which means that they are enemies?
But it doesn't matter, if no one goes in with them, then after they experience a few projects in the playground, eighty percent will go crazy, and there is nothing to worry about."
Do any of them look different, or look like leaders?"
The lieutenant needs a definite answer, and she's always liked to be sure of things that would make her logic smoother."
Well, no, those people look a little deformed, I mean they're very distinctive, like they've baked ice cream in the microwave."
Speaking of this, Deadpool picked his nostrils and dragged out a long blood-stained snot, shivering so hard that he continued, "So my cousin is going to hire me?"
Although I had just been home for a while and was a little tired from taking orders, I would be happy to accompany my brother if he was willing to add money. ”As he spoke, he already understood the ins and outs of the matter, and the old irons in the live broadcast room told him what was going on, and he finally understood: "It's looking for a nightmare called insomnia, I haven't seen it, the other party likes to wear a purple robe, and there is a ruby on his chest, and not long ago he was still in Damian's dream, well, it was seen very clearly." ”"I'll tell the sheriff about this, but he said that DC doesn't need you for the time being."
The adjutant sent him a large handful of plastic pieces, and the android slowly got up from the ground and said: "You may not know when you sleep, now people on the earth are either having nightmares or being brainwashed protectively, give you these things, you know how to use them, go and save the people you care about first." ”"Understood, I'll go, but you'll have to give me a spatial coordinate."
Deadpool, who left the bathroom but didn't wash his hands, became serious, he picked up the plastic pieces on the ground and carefully covered them on his chest: "Oh, I forgot to say, the person I care about the most is of course the little worm, without him, who will accompany me to play games in the future?"
Who changes uniforms with me?
I have to save him, he sleeps lonely in the universe, right?
I would teleport over and lie in his arms, using my body heat to warm his lonely little heart. ”"I thought you'd care more about Charva or Vanessa?"
The lieutenant didn't expect the answer to be Spider-Man, which was once again unexpected by her, and unsurprisingly, Deadpool was always unexpected."
Women will only affect my speed of leveling up in the game, anyway, they don't have a close relationship with my cousin, and the enemy won't target them, so they won't die."
Putting on his uniform and belting, Wade patted his ass and prepared to go.He actually has his own set of logic, but it's a little crazy: "But Spider-Man is different, he has a close relationship with his cousin, and he must be the focus of the target, okay, I'll leave the matter of saving people here at 40K, just go back and let Slade settle the bill for me." ”