Batman doesn't have a good idea of how to deal with rebellious children, and he talked to Alfred about Damian's fatherhood of thieves before.The housekeeper means that when Damian grows up, at least his body shows all the characteristics of an adult man, and then he will naturally be able to see who he looks like from his appearance, which is a characteristic of genetics.Death Knell deceived Damian, at most it was a joke, and he also gave the child some nice things, which is really good for the boy, so there is no need to turn his face because of this.Who didn't doubt who his father was when he was young?
This is the United States, and it's Gotham, here, not to mention that the father is probably not the father, and even the mother may not be the mother.Don't doubt it, Alfred is not wrong, in Gotham any kind of strange thing can happen, there are many examples of men turning into women, and then getting pregnant and giving birth to freaks.But today, listening to the boy complaining as he walked, he still had some mood swings.Obviously, he was worried about him, and he specifically checked his location to save him, even if he was Batman, it was impossible to know what plan he had in his dream.“.”
So the bat turned away directly, shot a hook lock into the sky, and flew into the bat flying in the sky.A blue fire erupted from behind the plane's butt before swishing out of Damian's sight.Yes, that's how Batman copes, he doesn't explain anything about his actions, let alone such nonsense as Damian who simply complains but has no real intelligence.And apparently the boy also knew this, and as soon as Batman left, he stopped pretending and closed his mouth very tightly.Actually, if you want to talk about disappointment, he is a little bit, but he doesn't keep babbling endlessly.His main purpose is to force Batman to leave through such an ignorant appearance, after all, he can't do anything by being stared at by that man, and he is too unfree.Pushing the motorcycle out of the bushes, Damian stepped onto it, first touching the plastic sheet behind his head, then pulling a handful out of his pocket.This was teleported to him by the adjutant just now.Now the boy knew that his father was about to solve the problem, and the guy in the purple robe was called Insomnia, and it was probably headed for the trap.Father and the dream of a thousand cats are waiting for the rabbit in Harley's dream, so even if he rushes over, it will be useless, so it is better to prepare for the aftermath in advance, such as gathering his own teen Titans to prepare in advance for the next possible crisis.CAAT, an unfamiliar name, is not even a name, but a string of letters.But what does it mean, the adjutant has already conveyed to the boy, the super high level and majestic power it represents, the boy must have a backup plan in advance, no need to say otherwise, but as the son of the death knell, he cannot be unprepared.After putting away the plastic sheets, the rice stepped on the pedal and started the motorcycle, and immediately got busy."
No !!"
Peter hugged Uncle Ben's body and screamed on the crowded road, he couldn't remember how many times he had experienced such a scene, and his mind was in chaos.In addition to sadness and sadness, regret and disgust for himself also filled his heart, because Uncle Ben was killed by himself, and he still said that sentence before he died.With great power comes great responsibility."
Ahem, wait a minute, Peter, don't put the story of Sony Movie TRN688 Spider-Man on yourself, the character design is different, you confused me, didn't your uncle die in a car accident?
It's not your story that you went to fight black boxing, and as a result, you let the bad guys go, and your uncle was stabbed to death by them. ”At this time, a funny voice came from the arms of the little worm, and he quickly looked down.It turned out that Uncle Ben's corpse was thrown aside at some point, and now the one lying in his arms with a happy expression on his face was Deadpool, who was not loved by sluts.Although the words are a bit cheap, it is undoubtedly a lifesaver for a boy who is in pain and sorrow.Coupled with the strong, pungent stench, it was the first time Peter thought Deadpool was like this.
Refresh your mind!"
Yes, this Uncle Ben is not my Uncle Ben, what am I sad about?"
He didn't kneel on the road anymore, but stood up and patted his blue leggings, throwing away Deadpool in his arms: "Strange, what the hell is going on?"
I don't think there's anything right. ”"Isn't this simple?
You've been, little fool, and this is your dream. ”Deadpool, who was thrown away by the worm, rolled on the ground, got up, and pulled out the katana on his back with his backhand: "This fake Uncle Ben is a nightmare, he was playing with you just now, tsk, it's the first time I've seen someone crying so badly with the enemy hugging him, it's worthy of you." ”After a few words, Peter's face was flushed, and he wanted to refute, but the snot and tears on his face did not allow him to quibble, so he quickly wiped his hands with the ground, cleared his throat and asked, "Since this is my dream, how did you get in?"
”"It's very simple, I'm barely half a symbiote host, Venom once came with me all night, it was a wonderful night, and we drank my urine together."
Speaking of the past, the expression under Deadpool's mask turned to nostalgia, but fortunately, this feeling was not expressed for too long, he nodded and continued: "So when I went out, I asked the adjutant to apply for a new symbiote, and then I found your spaceship in reality, found you unlucky bastard, and then I carried you to bed together, and then let the symbiote connect the brains of the two of us, and then knock a stick on myself, won't I just come in?"
”In fact, Deadpool lied, and the reason why he was able to come in was not to use any big sticks or symbiotes, but to create a plot continuity gem.The reason why I say this is that I like to see Peter's expression when he hears the big stick of 'drinking pee and', and the boy suspects that Wade is driving, but there is no evidence."
Wow!"
The worm's emotions were so complicated that he didn't even know what to say, so he could only pronounce a short tone particle.Deadpool came to save him, and he was very grateful, but the thought of being held by this slut princess and sharing the bed gave him goosebumps."
Okay, let's not talk about anything else, let's kill this nightmare."
Wade poked the body of the fake Uncle Ben on the ground with a knife, but the corpse seemed to be funny: "Huh?
Are you still running?
Can you run away?
Peter, help, take a hand, use your spider silk, give it an Asian tortoiseshell bondage, I'm going to make it well. ”"Well, can't you just just kill it?
Why do you want to do all those tricks?
”The worm wordlessly reached out and launched a cloud of cobwebs from his wrist, although he was not very happy with it, but it was clear that he also wanted to play a little, after all, it was his own dream.Doing something a little too much in a dream isn't a bad boy, right?