"Didn't you start with this topic?
Even though you are acting a little perverted in your dreams, I thank you for coming to my rescue. ”Spider-Man, who was wearing only underwear and a mask, picked up the cabin sofa board and put it up, but it was not a big problem, and it was soft after rubbing it a few times, and he could continue to wear it: "Although I don't know how I fell asleep or how I woke up, but then I have to find a planet suitable for human habitation, build a colony there, and then become the first high school student landlord in the universe, I'm afraid I can't play DOTA with you today, why don't you find someone else?"
There are a lot of bad guys still in the prisons of Earth, and they should have time. ”If you really talk nonsense, the level of Worm and Deadpool's mouth is actually half a pound and eight taels, the difference is only that Deadpool often says dirtier things, while Peter is just a broken mouth.He can joke about the slightest thing, such as seeing someone else eating pizza and hamburgers, and he can say a speech worthy of a long paper in one breath in terms of nutrition and social value.That's why Deathstroke has always felt that the worm also has some personality splits, and he doesn't wear a hood, the difference is too great."
Okay, brother, you continue to look for your planet, I don't have the need to explore at all, you know why, my cousin has so many planets in his hands, our Wilson is a standard old money family, I can go to his planet, so why should I find it myself?"
Deadpool, who was visiting the boy's spaceship cabin, hooked out Peter's other sock from under the bed and handed it to the boy: "But I just heard from the old irons that my cousin seems to be planning to throw us into some universe destined to be destroyed by CAAT, as the big head soldiers of the thunder, the kind of black and Asian Americans who participated in the U.S. military in the Vietnam War, that would not be a good job, so I told you in advance, if he comes to you, you must not agree, no matter how nice he is." ”Speaking of which, the spaceship Peter was on was actually that of Squirrel Sister and Jessica, but I don't know why the two didn't move, didn't Squirrel Sister wake up a long time ago?
Why didn't she come to Peter?
Well, in fact, Squirrel Girl didn't notice the nightmare at all, she thought everyone was sleeping, so she woke up from an 'ordinary' dream, and she was eating nuts in the cafeteria alone, and she was still snorting.This is normal, space travel, there is no distinction between day and night, the spacecraft is highly automated, there is no need for so many crews, everyone sleeps in addition to eating, drinking, and having fun, and when they really want to get busy, it has to be after finding the landing planet."
Damn, I'm so moved, you actually betrayed your cousin for me."
Spider-Man doesn't care about putting on his socks and walking around the cabin a few times to make sure the socks are soft enough: "If Death Knell finds out about this, he might rip your belly open, wrap your intestines around your neck, and squeeze his hands tight with his knees against your back."
Well, it's a joke because I guess the death knell won't come to me, do you know why?
Because I'm just a teenager, how many movies have you watched?
Can you summarize how many movies do you send teenagers when you need to do this kind of task?
”Hollywood movies have long summarized that when it is generally necessary to perform tasks such as 'survival rate of 0.001%', which seems to be death-threatening, it is to exclude the elderly, women and teenagers, and only children in the family, and it is either a white super tough guy with a square face or a black uncle who likes to rap.The former is often the protagonist of the movie, and the latter is the deceased who sets off the cruel atmosphere of the movie."
No, my dear worm, you overestimate my cousin's morality, he doesn't have such a thing."
Deadpool shook his head again and again, he walked to Spider-Man's side and sat down next to the boy: "If he thinks someone is suitable to send to death, then gender, age, and character can all be considered, he only needs the result, so I decided not to leave, just stay here with you, if he comes, I will help you say good things, otherwise you will die as a virgin, it is too miserable." ”If you want to say that the person who knows the death knell best, I'm afraid Wade can't be ranked, because he has amnesia, sometimes he learns something, and then he forgets it when he looks back, what is it?
But there was one thing he remembered, and that was that his cousin was from DC, and it was dark, it was too dark.Whatever happens to Slade, think in the dark, it's always right.Hollywood screenwriters won't let minors be filler babies, but my cousin is different, if he is a screenwriter, then the script will be black and shiny even if it is a comedy."
Are you a good word?"
Peter's face turned red even though he was wearing a mask, and the little boy was still quite sensitive to this kind of thing: "If you want to play games with me, don't make those excuses, otherwise I won't be online with you in the future." ”At the mention of this, the worm remembered the girls he had a crush on, and immediately felt very shy."
Okay, can't I stop talking?
Look at your innocent look, quack!
”Deadpool laughed out loud, patted the boy on the shoulder and raised his chin, "So let's play Monster Hunter today, right?"
What do you think?
Wouldn't it be better if you found a habitable planet with giant hostile beasts living on it?
Isn't that a good idea?
”The things in the game are not very reliable in reality, but if it's just tactical, it's okay.Many tactics in war simulation games can be used in reality, after all, the mind can also be exercised."
But I still want to see Squirrel Girl and Jessica, they must have just woken up from a nightmare, right?"
Peter held the clothes in his hand, ready to put them on his body, and hesitated: "How can we say that we are also teammates, one of them is the captain, the other is the first mate, and I am a part-time worker."
The boy is a good boy, he has always valued his teammates, this is a necessary quality of a superhero, or is it that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility?"
Leave them alone, Slade saved everyone from the nightmare, then he can make sure that no one will have a problem, and you won't be blamed for the problem, what are you worried about?"
Deadpool took out a laptop from his trouser pocket, skillfully plugged in the handle, and pushed the worm with his buttocks: "Don't get dressed, waste time, hurry up and turn on the number, today I'm going to rub the big dung jade to the upper limit of the storage box!"
”(End of chapter)