On the other hand, the Sharknado Universe is actually a very happy world, where people even seem to die in a very funny way, full of all kinds of bad tastes.For example, Deathbell and Lucifer are flying on the road and see a little black man crawling on a street lamp not far away, so it looks like this is constantly shaking his crotch against the hanging lampshade.Death is a matter of time, human physical strength is limited, and there is certainly no way to compare with these sharks in battle armor, but at least he brought happiness to the people passing by during his lifetime, didn't he?
It is indeed the case, at this time, on the third floor not far away, there was a white fat man hiding by the window and looking out, and he happened to see the embarrassing scene of the black man, and immediately laughed.As a result, a tornado in the distance shook a shark and flew into the window of the house with precision, and the metal fins of the armor cut off the white fat man's head with a single click.Good fellow, it's a red fountain that seems to never stop, and it looks weirdly festive.But the person who likes red the most is Deadpool, and among many men, he is the only one who likes to call himself a passionate red rose, and he won't make others think he's a girl.Lucifer collected some gifts, and I have to say that after looking at the problem from a different perspective, he found a lot of things quite interesting.Things that I didn't like in the past may be treasures for others, and this gift is so suitable.I don't want to be Satan, but I want to live in the world, so interpersonal relationships should be learned from the death knell.Is Slade a superhero?
Apparently not, he is ruthless, dark-hearted, and cruel to his enemies than the craziest psychopathic serial killers.But whether it's the superheroes of the Justice League, the various psychopaths in Gotham, and the well-informed wizards in the wizarding world, no one has ever said anything wrong with being a human being.Maybe it's because the enemies of the death knell have been killed, so he is surrounded by friends, and there are people who can talk to him wherever he goes, and in this regard, Lucifer is willing to bow down.Because whenever he appears, the vigilant eyes of those people in the Justice League can be seen by fools, but it is clear that Knell's combat power level is about the same as his own, but those superheroes can grin and hook up with him.Is it because of the difference between being a human being and being a demon?
Lucifer didn't think so, he felt that his charisma should have been able to erase the disadvantage of his status.But apparently this kind of charm doesn't work for strong-willed superheroes.So the previous Satan summed it up, summed it up, and finally came to a conclusion, that is, the death knell likes to give people constant favors, which can be life-saving graces or some small gifts.Lucifer decided to learn from here, he had time, he had an infinite lifespan, he could put aside his pride for a while, and learn something from the human beings he loved so much.There is no shame in this, such as how to use a mobile phone, how to drive, how to bartend, etc., these skills are all learned from anthropons after he came to the world.Arrogance is indeed an attitude, and this attitude is only directed at useless people."
Almost, everyone I can think of has prepared gifts for them."
With that, Lucifer stopped intending to continue flying, but instead found a tall building on the side of the road to rest.But in fact, Su Ming looked at it, he picked up some stumps and broken arms, funny corpses, broken boats, etc. along the way, adding up to only a dozen things.In this way, Lucifer really has few friends, but yes, he used to be full of majesty when he was Satan, who would dare to guarantee that he will change his temper when he retires?
Although this is true, Lucifer did become a Buddhist after coming to earth.If it had been before, the demon would have dared to die violently under his eyelids."
Okay, it seems that you are familiar with the aura and environment of the Sharknado Multiverse."
Su Ming said at most about other people's private affairs, but he didn't plan to get involved too deeply, so he fell beside Satan and looked at the tornado in the distance: "Then let's change to a monolithic universe with no one and start experimenting." ”"Okay, let's choose inside this multiverse, you lead the way."
Satan gently patted his high-end suit, and the blood stained along the way instantly evaporated into a blood mist, making the clothes as smooth as new, and he still loves to be clean.Most demons like to be bathed in blood, and they have to soak in the pool of blood when they have nothing to do, but he was once an angel after all."
Adjutant, in the Sharknado Multiverse, pick the most useless single universe for me."
In the past, Knell only knew that there was fun here, but he didn't pay much attention to it, so it was the adjutant who did the chores such as picking targets.With a flash of blue light, the two of them came to a wasteland, the projection bust of the adjutant floated aside, and she brushed a strand of silver hair behind her ear, introducing the current earth."
Here I will name it Sharknado-4, a world where resources are completely depleted, civilizations are completely destroyed, and life is collectively extinct."
She spoke succinctly, explaining the state of the Earth in one sentence, but it could have been more direct - just tell them that this is 'garbage'.Su Ming casually took out the Origin Codex, glanced at it after opening it, and nodded: "Well, the universe destroyed by sharks has been eaten up not only by the earth, but also by aliens. ”"Oh?
Can a shark swim in space?
”Lucifer touched his chin, but he just answered, he didn't think too much: "But why didn't I see a shark?"
”It's too quiet, this earth is too quiet, you can only see the desolate land, not a single insect, not a single grass.There was only a dead silence, a sepia, dry earth, and a red sky devoid of any clouds."
Because they eat up everything they can eat in this monolithic universe, and then they develop into cannibalism, and finally they eat themselves to extinction."
For such a scene of thousands of miles away, Su Ming just calmly recounted what had happened here before, and then he put away the code and talked about irrelevant things, and he didn't know why his thinking was so jumpy: "By the way, Lucifer, you should be the one who saw the extinction of dinosaurs with your own eyes, right?"
Did they also eat themselves out of the seeds in a harsh environment?
”With a flirtatious smile, Lucifer shook his head, he turned over and took out the unseen object and began to fiddle with it, while replying, "No, the dinosaurs actually committed suicide due to depression, do you believe it?"
”"I believe you're a devil, you're a bad old man, you're bad."
Knell's answer made it unclear whether he believed it or not.
(End of chapter)