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5863 Funny Autonomy


The squirrel girl of the 616 earth can freely enter and exit the squirrel dimension, but this Doreen of 40K, maybe her life is too smooth, she probably only surpasses the otherworldly counterpart in terms of weight.But it's all trivial, what is missing is just making up for it, what she lacks is just a smart little squirrel to play with.But no matter how strong the little squirrel is, can it compare to Ratatosk?

He is an ancient demon god, and he is a demon god who has experienced the first god war and the second god war, and the world tree has withered seven times, and he is still alive and moist.As soon as this resume comes out, it has been better than too many demon gods, don't look at it, it always seems to be under the fence, but sometimes the parasite's life is much more nourishing than the host.After the teleportation was completed, the two arrived at their destination, which was just like what they had seen in the manga in their previous life, full of pine meadows and hills, and a lush green appearance.In addition to this, there is a row of squirrels crouching on every branch of almost every tree, and this is their country, probably far more numerous than the ants on the earth.However, Ratatosk is still the best to recognize, it looks cute with a beautiful flower handkerchief tied around its neck, and it is standing next to a magic circle with its head held high, as if asking for credit."

Thank you, Ratatosk, Emperor Vishan will remember your contribution to the universe."

Someone, who is a Supreme Mage, immediately drew a big pie for the rat: "You can go to the city of Sephiroth when you have time, and I think the goddess Otshutu will be happy to see you as an old friend." ”"Wow!"

The big red-furred squirrel shook its head, its little paws plucked its ears twice: "She and I were indeed neighbors a long time ago, she stood on the top of the world tree to build a nest, and I lived in the hollow in the middle of the trunk, but I was still a little afraid of her, maybe you haven't seen the scene where she used to take out the internal organs of other ancient gods to eat?"

”"I'm a human being, I'm a short-lived species, I'm definitely not seen before."

Su Ming shrugged, in fact, he had seen it, and he had seen it by retrieving the timeline, after all, the first generation of divine warfare was also a critical point in time for the earth.Such a critical point in time always needs to be strictly guarded, lest any time traveler appear, make some unknown so-called big changes, and make the time flow extraneous.One of the duties of the Supreme Mage, as well as the rules established by the TVA, are not all to protect the timeline."

Okay, just remember me, human, don't forget to inform me when the World Tree is replanted."

Ratatosk jumped on the spot with a smile, and it also made a few quick front flips and landed steadily: "The environment here is similar to the earth, if nothing else, I'm ready to go home and continue to dry the quilt?"

”"No, you can't help with the rest of the matter, and I don't even know what to do."

Su Ming handed Da Songshu a few bags of pine nuts, which were not worth much, but they could be regarded as a gift anyway.Although they are ancient demon gods, if they help, they should be paid."

Okay, we'll see you later."

The big squirrel picked up the big bags of nuts with satisfaction, and stuffed them into his mouth to store them under the envious gaze of the squirrel girl: "If you have time to help me bring a message to Loki, just say that if she is okay, come and see me, how can I say that I am also her teacher, hehe!"

”It's also true, the squirrel can be considered one of Loki's teachers, and the lesson it teaches is - pranks, this bad squirrel saw that the kid was a natural troublemaker when Loki was young, just like himself.So it taught Loki a lot of interesting tricks, and almost seventy percent of Thor's past sins came from the tricks that the squirrel had taught little Loki."

Don't bother, I'll give you a phone."

Su Ming raised his hand and took out a mobile phone, squatted down and stuffed it into Ratatorsk's mouth: "Warnerheim has already popularized WIFI, you can use your mobile phone to video chat with Loki, and I will ask the adjutant to add you directly to Loki's friend list." ”"It's really good, human technology is really convenient, it's much better than the technology of the Aesir Protoss."

The squirrel was very happy, stretched out two small paws and shook hands with Deathbell: "Before the Aesir Protoss is destroyed, the means of communication are all by roaring, can you believe this?"

Hehe, farewell, Supreme Master. ”After saying that, it tore a small hole in the space next to it with its claws and got in, and this is the way home.And in just a dozen seconds after Knell communicated with the big squirrel, the little squirrels living around had all gathered around, they were either squatting on the grass, or lying on the branches of the trees on a high place, and many squirrels ran towards Doreen, taking out the nuts from her mouth and eating them, without any disgust.And the little chubby girl is quite happy, she was robbed of her nuts, that is not good; But the other squirrels snatched food from her mouth, and she was happy, I wonder if there is a feeling of being a squirrel mother?"

Haha, hello, did you miss me?"

She would hug the squirrel for a while, and touch the squirrel for a while, these were her helpers and soldiers, and they all obviously remembered her: "I have a lot of delicious food here, come here, and when I finish eating, I have to work for Uncle Deathbell!"

”Unfortunately, no little squirrel was willing to come to the death knell, even though it had become a sea of squirrels, and there were squirrels of various shapes in every inch of sight.But within a meter of Deathstroke, there was not a single little squirrel, and the breath of strangulation was still too scary for the beast."

You're right, Doreen, I've got nuts here."

Su Ming took out a large number of various nuts from his waist bag, and asked the adjutant to prepare the goods before he came: "Let the squirrels come over and eat, I have never been in the habit of calling hungry soldiers." ”So saying, he piled up a mountain of nuts and walked towards the huge pine trees beside him, giving the timid animals a good place to eat.So Doreen was overwhelmed by the tide of squirrels, and she showed a head out of the mouse, and asked in a loud voice, "What should I do next?"

You haven't said it yet, if the squirrels need to do some difficult work, I don't think they should be allowed to eat too much and vomit. ”"No, I can't give you any guidance, you just have to let the squirrels use their funniest means to send me to a place called mysteries."

Su Ming, who watched the small animals grab food, leaned against the trunk of the tree and sat down, lowered his head and lit a cigarette: "I'll give you something in a while, you let the squirrels smell it, remember the smell, and then look for the direction where the smell is." ”"Uh, can I figure it out myself?

And be funny."

Doreen was a little distressed, she hugged a dozen squirrels and took a sip: "Then I'm going to organize a circus, I think that's funny." ”(End of chapter)