Yes, the answer is as simple as that, Deadpool is very narcissistic, in his eyes, he is the perfect ultimate new human, the passionate mercenary red rose, and the first beautiful man in the world.What is recognized as a handsome guy Batman, Sunshine Big Boy Superman, Steve with an American-style warped fart, and Thor, a muscular tough guy with chest muscles bigger than his brain, these can't be compared with his appearance at all.It's the kind of mention that doesn't deserve to lift shoes.When he decided that he was in his most perfect human form, then Lucifer became his own form in his eyes.Then, there's nothing else.If it were other female Deadpools in the parallel world, Wade might still be a little interested in having a few friendship cannons with others, but for another identical self, he wouldn't be interested, after all, he still has a small left and a small right, a big left and a big right, and he can be cool at any time.Why bother with a demon?
Lucifer, he Deadpool is not very familiar, but Mephistopheles is familiar with it, everyone knows that when you make a deal with demons, you won't have any good juice to eat in the end.Just look at the Evil Ghost Rider who has become that urine, and when he feels the evil, he will uncontrollably turn into a flame skeleton, racing all over the streets, and his life will be completely ruined, even if he finds a girlfriend, he will cheat sooner or later.Yes, the latest generation of Ghost Rider, that South American kid can still maintain his sanity after becoming a Ghost Rider.But so what?
He can't have a with his girlfriend after he transforms, and skeletons don't have that organ, and they don't have that ability, you know?
I don't even want my face.The Evil Ghost Riders of the past generations have all died alone, quietly dying one by one, without even a descendant of their family members, which is like being cursed by the devil when they gained power.And they, in fact, are already the best living group of people among all the demon trading partners."
I see."
Listening to Deadpool talking to himself, Lucifer, who had received an explanation, nodded slowly, and finally had an explanation, which made the Demon King's heart feel much better: "But Wade, do you really think you are the most beautiful among humans?"
Although Deadpool wears a mask, in the eyes of a powerhouse of Lucifer's level, a layer of cloth can't stop detection, and that layer of cloth can't connect it with beauty.This is still the premise that Lucifer has a human beautification filter, and he only thinks that Deadpool's appearance is passable, and he can be regarded as a person.Hearing the Demon King's question, Deadpool looked at each other in surprise, and his eyepieces widened, "What?
Can't you even see something so obvious?
I am obviously the most handsome and beautiful man among men, Xiao Fafa, and I now seriously suspect that you have a problem with human aesthetics.If you look closely at my strong nose, and then look at my big amorous eyes, and these thirty-two abs, these are all obvious proofs."
It's a pity that Lucifer is proud, he is not so easily shaken, he firmly believes that there is nothing wrong with his aesthetics, but there is a problem with Deadpool's brain.Where did humans get their 32-pack abs?
If there is, it can only be said that the practice is sparse.But that's the end of the topic, and the two of them have settled down in the void, and then there is business.Lucifer, who decided to change the subject, spoke, "We'll wait here, if the cAAt appears, I'll immediately send you to the multiverse where it's going to attack, you can prepare first.""
Oh, I'll see what I'm going to bring."
Deadpool also got serious, after all, he was a mercenary, and there were still serious times, but unfortunately this seriousness didn't last for three seconds at all, and when he reached out to touch his back, his movements froze there, and his face showed a Batman-like expression with the corners of his mouth down, and said, "Oh no, my Rainbow Pony schoolbag full of munitions was forgotten in the taxi this time.""
It doesn't matter, human firearms are definitely not against cAAt anyway."
Not only did Lucifer say that, but he also casually showed a pistol, put a shuttle on his temple, and then showed Deadpool the little copper cake that the bullets turned into: "If the gun can't deal me, it can't deal with cAAt, don't think about that.""
And what about my knife?"
Deadpool pulled out a katana from behind him, handed it to Lucifer, and motioned for him to try it by slashing his neck, "This is a carbon alloy of steel and an anti-healing metal, even if my cousin is slashed by it, the self-healing time will be doubled."
Well, this one isn't lying, it's just that it went from 0.0001 seconds to 0.0002 seconds.There's no way, the principle of self-healing is different, other self-healing people are speeding up the division or replication of their own cells, and although the death knell also has this effect, it comes more from strangling the symbiote.Ordinary symbionts don't have such a fast self-healing rate, and they don't know what Strangulation has eaten, so they have evolved too much in this regard.Lucifer didn't refuse to help Deadpool test his weapon, after all, he sent the Buddha to the West, and he came here.He took the katana, tugged at the collar of his clothes, and wiped his neck.But there was no sound of cutting through the flesh, but a string of sparks splashed on the blade, as if he had suddenly changed jobs to learn welding."
It's useless, this kind of thing you call carbon nanosteel, it contains too little energy, and the level is not high enough, it may be okay to deal with ordinary self-healing ability or demonic beasts, but it may not be enough to use it to cut ordinary demons."
After saying that, he threw the knife back to Deadpool, then raised his eyebrows, signaled that Wade had something more powerful, and quickly took it out."
No, no matter how powerful it is, it may be my handsome face and my unrivaled personality, right?"
Deadpool shook his head, he was not discouraged at all, but showed the smile of the city god of war, crooked mouth dragon king, even though there were not a few hairs left, he still shook his head to the side: "You've seen this, and obviously you can't resist my charm, right?"
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Oh, you and your cousin are interesting people."
Lucifer laughed angrily, he had never seen such a brazen person, so it felt quite fresh: "Don't worry, if you die, I will find a way to fish out your soul and put it in the hell of me and Wheat, and when the time comes, I will play to your strengths, hehe......"
Well, are you talking about the 'strengths' I thought?"
Deadpool grinned a little, he still didn't like to do that kind of thing with the exact same self as he saw him."
Hmm."
The fallen ex, Satan, replied firmly.