"Well, it's a little sticky, a little fishy, a little bitter, and a little lubricated, it's really a rich taste.I never thought something like a crystal cluster would have such a multi-layered performance, and maybe it would be better with a mexican hot sauce.Well, they still seem to discharge, and when the tongue touches, there will be a faint pinprick feeling, which is quite refreshing. ”Using his incomparably flexible tongue to quickly sweep the large area of ground under his body, Deadpool lay in the dark like a dog, paused to savor it, and turned his head to report his findings to the veterans in the live broadcast room.“.”
The old irons in the live broadcast room said a fact speechlessly.Wade, who was lying on the ground, saw it, and then his body stiffened, but he quickly shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and said in a shitty voice: "Ah, I see, I just touched my ass with my hand, and then the pus and blood from my rectum got on my hand, and then when I touched my surroundings, they were transferred to the crystal, so now I am actually licking my own blood, right?"
It's not a big deal, anyway, I still bite my fingernails to play when I'm fine, who hasn't eaten their own snot, it's not dirty at all, it's a cycle. ”Next, he also said a lot of nonsense, what about the different tastes of snot in different seasons, such as tearing the skin of his feet and putting it in his nostrils, in short, in the live broadcast room, it was full of happy air.However, the nonsense is only one aspect, the information that should be collected has been collected before, that is, these crystals have no taste other than pus and blood, and they should be some kind of energy collection.The surrounding crystals don't glow, or absorb the light from the vicinity, making it a truly lightless environment, and even Deadpool can't see a faint outline when he touches them.In addition to these, this cave is also filled with a smell similar to death, and others may be mistaken, but Deadpool is too familiar with death, and he will definitely not be wrong in this regard, and that smell, or that feeling, must have something to do with something shattered.That's all the information, anyway, let the irons in the live broadcast room think, Deadpool himself turned over while talking about it, and sat on the ground to rest.Because I can't see anything, the screen is almost black in the live broadcast room, and I don't know what the old irons mean by listening to the sound alone, but the fact is that there are more and more audiences, and Deadpool is more energetic when he talks about it."
Family, everything on the Internet, except for Uncle Deadpool and me, it's not credible, the house manager, the house manager is coming out, fork out the film brother who sells films in my live broadcast room, what grade?
Don't even give me a gift, just sell films here?
At first glance, he is a liar. ”He fumbled in his trouser pocket a few times, took out a cigar and a lighter, cocked Erlang's legs in a trembling manner, and said like a big boss: "It seems that I am really hot, there were few people in the live broadcast room before, and no brother came over, but now, the people who sell films can't get rid of it, haha!"
”Laughing, as the friction of the lighter wheel on the flip sounded, the flickering flames rose, illuminating a small area around At this time, the old irons in the live broadcast room stopped doing it, and they made fierce aromatic remarks: "."
Ah, yes, hey, look at my brain, I forgot I had a lighter!
But don't blame me, I don't want to get brain cancer," he tapped his head with his hand, closed his eyes and stuck out his tongue, and his head was still cutely tilted to the side: "Hey☆hey~ You should feel sorry for Giegie." ”The firelight illuminated Deadpool's tongue hanging outside, the already rotten mouth was full of pustules, and now it was stained with some bloodshot brown-yellow sticky substance Now, the scolding in the live broadcast room is even worse, the old irons who often surf the Internet, each of them speaks very well, is very knowledgeable, and the typing speed is amazingly fast, which makes Deadpool so high!
Feel free to scold, because this is also popular.As he smoked his cigar and felt the benefits of popularity, there seemed to be a buzzing sound in his ears, like mosquitoes flying in the darkness in the distance."
Stop, old irons, do you hear any movement?"
Deadpool retracted Erlang's legs, sat down on the ground full of crystals, tilted his head and listened, "It sounds like a mosquito in the dark, but it's not in my ears, this shouldn't be an illusion that only I can hear, right?"
”“.”
The veterans in the live broadcast room said that this is indeed not Deadpool's hallucination, although there are indeed people who deliberately make trouble, but after all, there are still many people.Indeed, in the darkness, there was the sound of insects flapping their wings at high frequencies, and although in the faint light of the lighter, it was impossible to see where it was, but the sound was indeed getting closer and closer."
This movement is a bit like a cockroach, speaking of which, I have a lot of research on cockroaches."
Deadpool stood up and pulled out his katana behind him to guard it, but at the same time he didn't forget to say a snaky word: "I don't know why there are always a lot of cockroaches in those places where I live, they often come out day and night, and often steal the burritos and pizza that I haven't eaten, and those little black eyes make their minds look very simple, but I know that they are evil." ”Actually, it's Deadpool's lazy pig-like habits, the state of eating leftover takeout boxes that haven't been thrown away for three years, the house is full of all kinds of garbage, and what the hell would it be if there were no cockroaches in his house.In the city, the first enemy of cockroaches is actually mice, but Deadpool discards too much food, and rats can eat delicious leftovers, who still eats cockroaches?
So there are not only many cockroaches in his house, but also a lot of rats, all of them have been raised to be fat and strong, and there is even a feeling of awakening high wisdom.“.”
And what did the non-existent audience say."
Thinking too much, do you think I'm a cousin?
How could I go out with pesticides?
With that ability to carry weights, you might as well bring a few more boxes of sleeves. ”Deadpool raised his katana and lighter, and took a stance, "Okay, I've determined the direction it's flying from, and hopefully it's coming for the fire, not for my beautiful juicy flesh." ”As he spoke, the buzzing object approached at high speed, and even Wade gasped when its form appeared in Deadpool's field of vision.Because it looked like a huge lump of brown, and on the back of the was a pair of flies' wings, which was more abstract than Beelzebub, the king of the flies.
(End of chapter).