"Ah, I see, ho, I found out that you were stealing, so you have a weak heart, right?"
Deadpool looked at Batman's face, pushed his elbow against his waist, and smiled: "I saw it, the gadgets you stuffed with the tide fly just now, and the things in your own hands, are not bat-shaped, I seem to have seen the signature color scheme of my acquaintance on it." ”Yes, the two things that the bat plugged the tide fly just now are both gold and red, and even a beautiful layer of piano paint, this kind of sassy style, only that person will have.But how could Iron Man's invention fall into the hands of Batman No, this question still can't be asked, otherwise you will have to get a standard answer.At this time, the bat seemed to see through Deadpool's thoughts, and gave a rare answer: "I picked it up." ”As for the slut believe it or not, it's another matter, anyway, this thing is Batman who sneaked into 40K Earth one time, when he was tracking Spider-Man, he 'accidentally got lost' and walked into the laboratory on the top floor of Stark Tower in New York, and then picked it up on the ground there.The main thing is that Tony doesn't know what to think, and he also posted a sticky note on these two devices, saying 'Anti-Death Knell Device MK33', this Batman can't be regarded as not seeing.In any case, Knell's position is very close to that of the Justice League, especially since he has saved the earth many times0, although the bat doesn't say it, he can't watch others conduct research on Knell.So these two devices had to be picked up.Originally, these things were very large, like heavy trucks dragging containers, and it was inconvenient to put them in the belt to take away, but that day, Batman's waist bag 'happened' to carry the White Dwarf Effect Generator, which is Atom's set of tools that can make people or things bigger and smaller.So he picked up these two things and took them back to the Bat Cave, and it had been a few days, and after reversely cracking them, he understood their usefulness and made some more advanced improvements.At this time, the black fog dragon in the sky had already dismantled all the artificial satellites, and began to dive towards the ground with a wicked smile, it swooped down with a large amount of black smoke, and instantly formed a black bridge between heaven and earth.With its combat power level, if you want to kill people on a planet, you don't need to kill them one by one, you just need to breathe out, even if this planet has the 'Space of Love' as a barrier protection, then try a few more claws.It also has a set of silky little combos, which is to first use its powerful body to hit the planet barrier, and then use the tentacles on its body to cast crazy claws, as long as it breaks a tunnel in the space of love, the planet will be destroyed like meat in a bun.But it was a little too late, so Batman activated the means, only to see that it was about to hit the pale pink atmosphere-like barrier outside the planet, but the next second it passed directly through the planet and came to the other side of the planet.The impact didn't happen, it was teleported away, which made it stunned for a moment, as if it was scratching its head.So it twisted around the sky and struck again from the other side of the planet, and as a result, it crossed over to the other side of the planet again, as if the space here had been skipped?
The smile on the dragon's face like a Halloween jack-o'-lantern was gone, and its eyes flashed a dangerous red, proving that it had just gotten better, but now it had deteriorated again.It thought for a moment, summoned more dark energy, and crashed into the planet again.And then again through "A beast is a beast." ”The cloak was raised, and the expressionless Batman put away the remote control and turned to leave the rooftop, he still had to study how to support Deathstroke next, as long as that battlefield on the timeline was won, nothing else was to worry about."
Well, wait a minute, although I don't have to fight directly against everything, this thing is really good."
Deadpool followed Batman, taking small broken steps as if he was urgent: "But I'm so curious, I know I shouldn't ask, but I really can't help it, how did you do it?"
It's unreasonable, the audience won't buy it. ”This kind of unexplained plan, unexplained props, and unexplained behavior, the veterans in the live broadcast room can't understand it at all, and they don't know where to start if they want to explain, what should I do!
Although now I have retreated to the next best thing, not to compete for the Oscars, but to compete for the DMM Adult Film Awards, but that kind of film also has to be logical.For example, a beautiful wife is always lonely at home alone, and a strong young plumber takes advantage of the void or something, so before getting into the main topic, you should also lay the groundwork for a few minutes and tell the setting of the story, right?
But when it comes to Batman, the story is too incomplete, and only the beginning and end are left, and the most important process in the middle is omitted.It's like the first second the plumber laughed and picked up his wife into the bedroom, then the screen went black, and the next scene was him licking the corners of his mouth and leaving the house satisfied.Everyone knows what happened in the middle, but they can't see the specific details, so this movie DVD can't be sold, you must know that this kind of film is the only one that is not afraid of spoilers, and everyone knows that the audience is rushing to the process!
However, Batman had no intention of explaining, completely ignoring Deadpool's question, and disappeared into the dark corner of the stairwell in the blink of an eye, even if the slut was staring at him, he was still in his eyelids like magic, uh, it was actually ninjutsu, Batman learned it from the Shadow Warrior Alliance from Lei Xiaogu when he was young."
Hee-hee!
Now you know how we old Gotham people used to feel, right?
Just get used to it. ”Stuffing candy into her mouth, the hippie-smiling Hallie jumped up and down, patting Deadpool's head sympathetically, like a child: "If you can figure out how Batman does something, then I can book you a room in Arkham, or are you actually jealous of his performance?"
Hehehe, it's so ugly, a man's jealousy is so ugly. ”"Me?
Jealous of Batman?
”Deadpool pointed to his face with his finger, and then began to shake his head frantically: "In terms of appearance, eloquence, the degree of love of people, and then the heart of this fiery love, where can he compare to me?"
Meow hahaha "Deadpool doesn't envy anyone, because in his eyes, he is the most perfect man, it's as simple as that.""
I kind of understand it."
Par Ai spoke up at this time, she looked up at the sky, the dark clouds were still there, but no matter how hard the black dragon tried, he was just doing useless work: "Those two instruments, one should be a phase transfer device, and the other is a space teleportation device, right?"
”Don't look at her name as the Trinity of the New Era, it sounds like a strong man on the mysterious side, but in fact, they are all scientists.