After insulting the construction skills of the seven dwarfs, the two brothers happily walked on the way to their hut.Anyway, looking at the smoke wafting above the room, I must be cooking at this time, right?
That's good, maybe after killing them, you can get a taste of their craftsmanship.The trees near the river are a little sparse, mainly because the stones on the bank of the river are not suitable for trees to grow, and the original stream has become a small river after converging with other streams, and it is always rushing forward like a timeline, and it is getting bigger and bigger.But the good thing is that the sound of the river is rushing, which obscures Deadpool's slightly bulky footsteps, he has never been the kind of assassin who is good at stealth, and the smell of his body is very bad for lurking.But today is okay, the dwarf in the house cut onions for cooking, so the sense of smell is temporarily out of order.The two of them were soon at the edge of the shack, and without looking through the window, the darkness had sensed the situation in the room, and a dwarf was humming a song and cooking, but his companions seemed to be out of the house.Speaking of which, judging from the original book, these dwarves are quite idle, and they like to go out and cut down big trees every day, and it may not be time to get off work yet.It's too punctual, a lone prey, still with its back to itself, and its attention is not at all on alerting its surroundings.So Su Ming made a tactical gesture to his cousin on the side."
Huh?"
Deadpool showed the same expression as the 'Doubtful White Cat', under normal circumstances, he could understand a little, but just now he experienced the feeding operation of the hens, which was too stimulating and caused a brain cancer attack, so the knowledge was temporarily forgotten.The speechless Deathbell rolled his eyes, originally thinking of an ordinary dwarf and letting his cousin play, but now he has become mentally retarded again.Looks like I'll have to do it myself.Gently pushing open the window, the death knell silently rolled into the room, and instantly came behind the dwarf, grabbed the head of the prey and pressed it into the boiling cauldron in front of him.This pot is a bit like the type of witches in fairy tales who boil medicine, it's black, round like a flask, and because it's going to cook for seven people, it's really big enough to fit a few people.The boiling water splashed out, with wisps of white smoke, and the prey struggled desperately, but because his whole head was underwater, he couldn't even scream.No matter how much he struggled to survive, the big hands behind his head did not move, and the hands soaked in the hot soup did not tremble in the slightest, as if he did not feel any pain.When the boiling water that fell outside the pot lost its heat, and the faint heat of white smoke was once again penetrated by the sunlight outside the window, the dwarf was no longer moving, he was like a rag doll, his head stuffed in the pot, and his body hung on the edge of the pot.Perhaps because of his lack of hygiene, the soup doesn't smell good."
Wow, I've learned, I've learned."
Deadpool also jumped in from the window, he looked at the deceased, picked up the small triangular hat that fell on the ground and put it on his head: "I used to think that putting people's heads into the toilet bowl and drowning, the process was a little slow, and today I saw my cousin you use boiling water to drown your prey, I realized, this is much faster." ”As I said before, the difference between a mercenary and an assassin is not very big in many cases, other people hire you, killing a person is a job, killing a group of people is also a job, going to the battlefield to fight is also a job, it is nothing more than a matter of price.When carrying out a mission, it does not necessarily mean that you have a sniper rifle, so you have to snipe the target.The situation on the ground is always changing, so improvisation is key, and a killer with no hair on his head but a barcode does a great job.And to kill people in places like the kitchen and bathroom, where there is water, drowning is a good option, quiet, and misleading, as long as you pour some alcohol into the mouth of the corpse, the strips will rule out the possibility of drunken drowning and suicide, and there is enough time for the killer to get out.Of course, it is not impossible if the scene is well arranged enough for the deceased to be recognized as an accidental death."
That's not what you're supposed to learn, Wade."
Su Ming straightened up, shook the soup on his hand, and also shook off the victim's cooked scalp: "You should see that if this little man used an induction cooker to fry vegetables, he wouldn't have been killed by me like this." ”There are no hard dishes in the soup pot, just turnips, potatoes and onions, are these dwarfs still vegetarians?
It's really crooked."
I see, I really live to learn, I know, eating stews is bad for your health."
Deadpool nodded seriously and wrote down this knowledge, as long as he didn't eat the European-style stew, he wouldn't be pushed into the soup pot and boiled to death."
Okay, kill one, and there are still six, the dish is not ready yet, and I guess there should be at least half an hour before they come back."
Su Ming silently ordered the strangulation to disassemble the corpse, and after discarding the clothes, he threw the corpse pieces into the pot: "Did you find anything wrong?"
”"Yes, brother, I'm a lone mercenary anyway, and I still have this bit of observation."
Deadpool smiled crookedly like a dragon king, he raised a finger, shook it in a circle, and said, "This house is too big for a dwarf." ”Yes, as Deadpool said, the house looks like a humble shack from the outside, but I have to say that the interior of the room still looks quite cozy.The wooden structure, the breath of life, the beautiful and exquisite furniture, and the sofas and quilts of various colors.The only problem is that the beams are more than four meters high, and the chairs around the dining table are all different, ranging from high stools for dwarfs to normal humans."
Huh."
The strangulation also made a sound, and it made a new discovery when it dismembered the body, and that was that the dead man was not a dwarf, but a human dwarf, who could be said to be technically disabled."
Congratulations, brother, you killed someone."
Deadpool immediately began to applaud, and his cousin had said that he would not kill humans, but now it is open.Su Ming shrugged his shoulders indifferently, signaling the strangulation to continue his work, and chop the dead man a little more so that it could be tasted."
It's all his fault, a good dwarf is inappropriate, he has to play a dwarf, he deserves to die, he can't blame me.""
Yes, what about the remaining six?
Still killing?
”Deadpool doesn't really care, anyway, most of the time his prey is the same kind of prey: "If you don't want to kill, let me do it, although my methods are not as simple as yours, but I must have made them die very miserably." ”