The simple queen is preparing to find the best hunter, the charcoal-like Snow White is playing with the birds and rabbits in the castle garden, and in the distant forest, the professional mercenary brothers are watching the prey into the trap.Yes, the six of the seven dwarfs who were still alive came home, and although they waited for almost half an hour before the fellows came back with the big tree they had cut down today, but fortunately the soup was not boiled dry, or rather, the meat that had been added to the pot later was now in the right place.Not to mention, when it was first cooked, the dwarf's meat still smelled a little fishy, but after cooking it with onions and carrots and potatoes for so long, the fishy smell was almost invisible, and only a peculiar smell remained.Even Deadpool, who had eaten bread not long ago, was a little drooling when he smelled it, he hid in the woods at the back of the house, looked at those people who left the big tree in front of the door, and returned home with a smile, he whispered to his cousin: "I believe it a little now, this may be the story of Princess Black Charcoal and the seven big lovers, these guys don't look at mental problems, but they are indeed quite energetic, this big tree with a diameter of one meter and five, the length is about thirty meters, and six people will carry it back." ”Logging has always been a kind of hard work, and lumberjack is also regarded as a tough-guy profession in American culture, even harder than construction workers, and second only to firefighters in the popularity of women.As for the U.S. military?
Being a soldier in the United States is not a tough guy, there are too many in the army, and women don't want to be wives.Because his head is full of yellow waste, Deadpool has already figured out what kind of silver life Princess Black Carbon and these freaks will live in this forest cabin."
Hehe, whatever, do you see, they're looking for someone."
Su Ming pointed to the window at the back of the house, through which he could see what the six people were doing: "Some of them are looking for their missing friends, and some are already looking at the cauldron, by the way, strangulation, when you put the meat in the pot, the bones were removed, right?"
”"Huh."
The symbiote is of course eliminated, and it is aware of the whole process of being one with the host, chewing the skull and other bones with human features, lest these people eat their nails or teeth when they eat lunch.That is, the background of the story of this universe is the European style of the Middle Ages, and if it is changed to the background of the Celestial Empire, it will also steam human meat steamed buns, which is much more solid than broth."
Very good, it seems that they haven't found their friends, hehe, can't help but start scooping soup?"
Su Ming, who played the villain, let out an eerie laugh, he looked at the people in the room with great interest, and whispered to them from afar: "Yes, don't look for the person who cooks, you have done a lot of work in the forest in the morning, you must be hungry, right?"
Eat it, and really become one with your friends, hehehe" Sure enough, when these lines are spoken, the feeling of the whole world has also changed, and it is interesting "Ahem, brother, do you want to be a little more restrained?"
Although we are trying to destroy the story here and kill some people here, is your experience of playing a role too deep into the play?
I'm afraid. ”Deadpool thinks his cousin's laughter is too weird, even more terrifying than the laughing bat, he doesn't even understand where Slade's laughter is, is it really funny to feed someone to eat human flesh?"
No, I'm testing the attitude of the world."
Su Ming put away his smile, returned to his expressionless face, and began to lecture his cousin: "I don't know if you have heard of a type of person who is called the 'protagonist of the world'?"
Different worlds have different protagonists, and they will be taken care of by the will of the world. ”"Ah, I understand this, the story revolves around the time, place, and characters, and if there are many characters, the protagonist and supporting roles will naturally be assigned according to the number of scenes."
Speaking of this, Deadpool, who thought of something, patted his chest happily: "For example, I am definitely the protagonist of the Marvel 40K universe; And what about you, cousin, you are the protagonist of the DC Universe Diversity 1 Earth 0, and Batman is not qualified to rob you at all, right?
”"Uh, even if you're right, in short, in the current universe, Princess Black Carbon must be a well-deserved protagonist, and these seven lovers are important supporting roles, I just launched the concept of origin a little bit and felt it, when I was talking to myself to these supporting characters from afar, these words really appeared in the "Origin Code", and were recorded as an important turning point in the story."
While saying this, Su Ming took out a cigarette and threw one to his cousin.As for the Code of Origins?
Wade didn't need to look at it, people who didn't have the power of origin looked at it, and they would only see a green light, and they couldn't see the words at all."
I see, it's the will of the universe, so can Princess Black Carbon be regarded as a star?"
Deadpool took the cigarette and touched his nose: "In that case, shouldn't there be the kind of Xiaoqiang state where she suddenly transforms into a Super Saiyan, or can't be killed no matter how she fights?"
”Just like in many novels, the protagonist of the story has the aura of the protagonist, and he can always turn evil into good fortune, and the more he fights, the stronger he becomes.It stands to reason that Di Mouni shouldn't follow those routines, but who can say for sure."
Probably not, because there are no blacks in Super Saiyan."
Su Ming told a joke, but it was also a fact: "Anyway, let's see if these guys can be blown up smoothly, and we'll know when the time comes." ”Now these people are still happily drinking broth and eating bread in the restaurant, and they say that the meat is so delicious today that even vegetarians eat a lot of meat cuts.Yes, this vegetarian is the kind of person who promotes that no one else wants to eat meat, and that he secretly eats meat in private.Such a big pot of broth, these people are bowl after bowl, and they drink it so happily, especially the mysterious meat that melts in the mouth, which makes them suck it so much that they can't stop."
Brother, did you say that the meat of the dwarf is really that delicious?"
Deadpool's fingers were shoved into his mouth, and he asked, a little greedy, and a little curious."
Don't ask me, I don't know, strangulation is cannibalism, but what does it have to do with my death knell?"
Su Ming didn't answer the question, and he didn't want to make his cousin even more crazy, he motioned for the slut to keep an eye on the people in the house, especially to watch their deaths."
Huh."
The symbiote sprouts came out and answered, but Deadpool couldn't understand its 'babble'.After a while, the men finished eating, they happily washed the dishes, and left a copy for the missing friend, and then they walked in the direction of the bedroom, yes, it was still a little hot at noon, and it was not suitable to go out to cut trees, so they should take a lunch break.One after another, they entered the bedroom, and then "boom!!
”A mushroom cloud rose into the air, and the entire house in the woods disappeared into flames.