"Okay, the thinking is almost clear, let's just improvise."
Su Ming took a deep breath of cigarette and spit out a cloud of smoke, which fell on the loess road in front of him, and the color became a lot darker: "Whether it's a princess or a prince, it's all for them." ”Not to mention anything else, the natural environment of this world is still okay, as long as you don't drill into the alleys, there is not much manure on the road, at most it is some cow dung and horse manure, but this is the taste of nature.I often breathe in the smell of my cousin's body, and the excrement of ordinary animals seems small and fresh.The sky is blue, the sun is good, and it's a good weather for killing.Why?
Because as long as there is no need to hide the corpse, then a sunny day can accelerate the decomposition of the corpse, make it stink faster, and attract the 'decomposers' in the ecological chain, which is to contribute to the natural environment.So under normal circumstances, when Su Ming encounters extreme environmentalists, he will suggest that they die first and try how it feels to be fertilizer."
Well, but cousin, do you think what CAAT means?
Or if you think about my point of view, CAAT means cat, maybe you want to be complicated, it itself is literal. ”Wade got up from the ground and patted the dirt on his knees, and then you could see how prescient the design of his uniform was, that there were already two knee pads on his legs, so that he could kneel when he had nothing to do.Many superheroes don't have this design on their uniforms, so it's not practical enough."
No, it shouldn't be a cat, I probably have some ideas, I just need to observe the black charcoal princess again" As he was talking, Su Ming stopped, and the pupils in his single eye suddenly shrank to the size of a needle, obviously seeing something.Although he had been mentally prepared for a long time, when he really saw Princess Black Carbon jumping out of the castle, Su Ming's heart still skipped a beat.Her eyes were as black as the deep night sky, but shimmered with a viscous reflection like asphalt, and her skin was like sludge, the black mud of the ocean floor that had not seen sunlight for hundreds of millions of years.Originally, this was just the case, for the pure ultra-dark skin color with special blood, Su Ming had seen it before, and some African natives were really black, which could completely achieve the effect of being invisible at night.But Princess Black Tan's demon is not limited to this, it is also reflected in her clothes.Generally speaking, people with darker skin tend to wear darker clothes and looser, so that they will appear whiter.Instead, she wore a white dress with pale blue puffed sleeves, their fabrics glistening in the sunlight like sunlight through the gaps in the leaves.In such a comparison, the black charcoal princess was even darker, so black that it looked like a humanoid black hole, and Su Ming couldn't see the outline of her facial features clearly.Black hair, black eyes, black skin, the whole person is black, that is, she hasn't seen her teeth yet, this kind of colored teeth must be very white, right?"
What the hell?!
The evil spirit that digs coal in hell, right?
”Deadpool whispered, he thought he was wrong, so he pulled out his two eyeballs and wiped them on his clothes before stuffing them back: "It's too dark, it's too dark, she can't be from DC too, right?"
”Okay, even if he was frightened by the dignity of this black charcoal princess, he hadn't forgotten the black DC.The princess didn't seem to notice the two, she carried a basket on her shoulder, and hopped along the road, and she didn't know what excuse the queen used to trick her out, but judging by this posture, it was possible that she was going to the forest to pick mushrooms?
Well, it may also be that picking flowers and fruits, in fairy tales, it is normal for the princess to go to the mountains and old forests alone to engage in the gathering industry.Su Ming pulled his cousin and stayed far behind Princess Black Tan, ready to wait for her to start when she got to a place where no one was.As he walked, he also whispered to his cousin with a funny smile on his face: "By the way, her appearance can't even you?"
I remember your child's mother is a person of color, right?
”"Ah, Ellie's mother does have colored skin, but she's more of a Latino, with dark brown skin, which is pretty good, at least that's what I thought when I was in elementary school."
Wade, who spit out a mouthful of phlegm and forgot to lift the mask, shook his head again and again, he swallowed the sticky phlegm back, while staring at the back in front of him, showing a disgusted expression, which was an unprecedented phenomenon before, you must know that as long as he is a female, he likes it, even aliens or other species: "But this black carbon princess is different, she is so black that she can absorb light, and the whole person seems to be composed of dark shadows, I said that I can't see the outline of her facial features at all, Would you believe the sight of a pair of white eyes and a pair of teeth floating in a sea of humanoid dung?
”Deadpool said that this thing probably can't be considered human, not even human, no wonder the black mouse is so angry, and changed the classic story of Debeniy to this appearance, isn't this an insult to people's intelligence?
Why is Snow White called 'Snow White'?
Isn't it because she should have been as white as snow?
Now there is a black and white reversal, it's so disgusting, Deadpool is going to vomit, no matter why the world has become like this, the management and director and screenwriter behind this have to apologize to the people all over the world!"
Alas, believe, how can I not believe it, for this is what I see."
Pinched the cigarette butt and put it away, Su Ming also sighed heavily, he pinched the bridge of his nose: "I originally liked fairy tales, those stories have a special status in my heart, just like unpolluted snow-capped mountains, but now, I have a sense of disillusionment, when I see her, I know that her existence is a mistake, and I don't need any reason." ”In his previous life, Su Ming was an orphan, and the environment in the orphanage was really not very good, it can be said that there were no toys, except for a few picture books, which told these fairy tales.It can be said that these stories are the only positive memories of his childhood.And now that all these good memories have been destroyed, it is like a slap in the face.So today's matter is not just a business, but a personal grudge.Originally, Su Ming wouldn't think so, after all, creation requires freedom, and he doesn't really mind what kind of clowns, mermaids, black girls, sleeping blacks, etc., at most he complains.But Snow White was supposed to be white, and she was white in the original story!
Reversing black and white, referring to things like deer as horses, only you can do it, and others do it, that is, you grab the vegetables on your plate, and you must be punished by heaven."
So, is she a CAAT agent?"
Deadpool patted his chest and swallowed the phlegm, which caused his voice to be a little slimy."
You'll find out in a moment."
Su Ming adjusted his breathing to prepare for battle, and he couldn't wait to see if there was a secret hidden in the brains of this black charcoal princess.