"This guy is a bit resistant to beating, heals too fast."
On a dark and windy rainy night, red and blue figures chatted loudly with their friends while beating their targets.I saw him in the sky, grabbing Princess Black Charcoal by the hair, and punching her in the face, knocking her into the sea east of Gotham like a meteor, splashing hundreds of meters high.But in the next second, the black strange figure flew out of the water with a mouthful of white teeth, charging towards Deadpool and his party who were watching the excitement on the side.Then she was intercepted by Superman again, and was knocked away by the heat again, this time directly shattering a lighthouse, but when she rushed out of the smoke, her self-healing ability made her look unharmed, and even the white dress on her body was restored.So the battle seems to have become a turn-based system, she rushes, he fights, and the cycle goes on.Can Superman think of a solution to the current situation?
He felt that he would definitely be able to spend a little more time, but the people present had Batwoman and Death Knell, so why should he use his brain?
The kind of fierce fight he wants is the kind of fight where he punches the other and the other punches himself, and the two sides are evenly matched, like in the "Rocky" movie, with slow motion where the bloody saliva of the other person splashes around in the light.It's best to have some more collisions of beliefs between good and evil, sparks in ideology and language, etc., so that it will be like a superhero drama.But right now, Princess Black Charcoal couldn't hurt herself at all, and she didn't say anything, the matter became a one-sided sandbag, and Clark played for a few minutes, and then felt that it was not interesting.It's just that this sandbag still has kraft candy blood, but it can't explode, so it's very annoying."
It stands to reason that if it is a 'conceptual embodiment' that has been abolished, it should be very weak, and even directly self-destructive."
Cindy, who was a battlefield observer, held the big sword in her hand, looked up at the sky with her neck up, she was not worried that the enemy would break through the defense of Little Superman, she just leisurely blocked the rain with her hands, smoked a cigar and said, "But this black girl now seems to have some hidden concept to support her, and destroying her concept can completely kill her."
She doesn't have to speak very loudly, anyway, even if it's a whisper, Superman has super hearing and can hear."
Girls?
Dark, too dark.At Marvel, I usually call this kind of woman Bichi, doesn't that sound more vivid?"
Deadpool, who was smoking with Cindy, shook his head again and again, and showed a disgusted expression, and the hand holding the cigarette pointed at the orchid and said, "Hee-hee, don't look at people like that, who is not a master of language?
Yes, although I am not as good as my cousin, he is not as good as me in terms of being able to speak, do you want to listen to tongue twisters?
My tongue is hungry and thirsty, and I need an occasion to play with it."
Why did he suddenly become a sissy?
Because this is minus 11 on the earth, Wade feels that he needs to follow the local customs, and he guesses that all men in this world should be like this.It does look pretentious, but it's also fun to act for a while once in a while.Hearing him speak, Cindy and Superman were a little speechless, and the former even raised his hand to rub his temples, looking very headache.Although I knew that Deadpool talked a lot before, but when we got along in the past, Su Ming was able to restrain him by deducting money, but today is good, that man is not there, *** Wade has become like a wild donkey on the loose, and the nonsense in his mouth can't stop at all.Superman and Princess Black Carbon have been fighting since they started, and Deadpool's behavior of commenting on the game in the air has not stopped, and that's it, he still feels unhappy.I don't know if he was a little excited after seeing Cindy, the eldest sister in another world, or if he wanted to show off after he got to Princess Black Tan, anyway, he kept talking, talking, but what he said was all nonsense.If this was a comic, none of his nonsense would have been written down and appeared in the dialog box, because there wasn't enough paper on each page."
Tell me something of value, Deadpool."
Cindy looked at her cousin with one eye like a dead fish, "If you continue to talk nonsense, I'll go and sue Sue and ask him to withhold your money.""
Crush Daddy!
I still have to support my family, my wife doesn't even have a job, and I have a daughter who is in school, if I can't make money, they will starve to death!
Dark, too dark, how can you threaten me with this?
Woo woo woo~" *** As if he was instantly possessed by the ghost of some actor, he knelt down for Cindy on the spot, hugged her thighs and cried.I don't know if it's because the tear glands are also infected by cancer cells, but he didn't shed a single tear anyway, and he just howled there, like a professional who was hired to attend a funeral."
But how did I hear Su say that all your money was spent on women?
Looking for *** to spend all the time?"
Of course, Cindy also found out that Deadpool was faking crying, and she ruthlessly exposed ***'s miserable behavior.Hearing this, Deadpool immediately stopped howling, he stood up, patted the dirt on his knee, and calmly replied, "The money to help the stumbling sisters, that's another fund.It's like in my universe, where women can continue to snack after a meal, saying it's in another stomach.So in order to help the poor girls who wander the streets at night, or choose to suffer my family, am I super great?
Is this spirit of sacrifice enough for me to join the Justice League and become a superhero?"
He seemed to really think so, and he said it rightly, because in fact, Xia Qila was really rich, and he couldn't starve her at all."
Hehe, you're really cheap."
Cindy shook her head, she took a puff of her cigarette and shook the water off the back of her hand, "Okay, let's continue with the previous serious topic, what do you think this black girl has left?""
Popularity."
Narrowing back a little bit, Deadpool replied without thinking, he actually didn't quite support the theory that concepts give authority, and authority brings power, and he paid attention to the people-oriented one: "There must be some viewers in the external level who support her point of view and provide her with external power, so if you want to kill her, you can't let the camera shoot here, but you have to edit it directly, that is, it will show that the screen is black, and then directly give a result of her hanging up.""
Oh?
Is that okay?"
The little superman in the sky once again flew the black charcoal princess, and he also joined the conversation a little.In other words, Deadpool suddenly got serious, and Clark is still a little unaccustomed to it, is this a new symptom of schizophrenia?"
Of course, don't worry, according to what I know about the audience, especially the female boxers, they are actually not interested in fighting for the dead, but where there is a hot topic, they go together."
Wade's head turned, and sure enough, Batwoman was gone, and she seemed to dissolve into the night: "Look, Briss should have thought of this and hid directly, so that the audience who wants to see her will naturally lose interest in this story, and Princess Black Carbon will not be able to rub off on her popularity, don't you think this ghost seems to have weakened a little?"
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