"Want to hear a joke?"
The clown stabbed it with a dagger, and the laughing bat dodged sideways, and he tried to shoot back at the clown, but Su Ming's scimitar immediately arrived and slashed at his fingers.
He could only withdraw his hand to dodge, because although he would not be injured, the weapon might be knocked out under the effect of great force, and if Knell took back the black greatsword, he would be in danger.
The clown didn't seem to see the big sword that almost landed on his head just now, and stepped forward to continue to attack, also with a desperate gesture.
"Don't listen?
So Uncle Clown does a magic trick for you?
Ha ha!
” The crazy clown was stirring at his feet, as if he couldn't stand steadily, and he was about to fall under the big sword of laughter, but as soon as he slapped his chest, the small yellow flower pinned to the chest of his suit suddenly spewed out a stream of green water.
I don't know how he took aim, this green water is in the middle of the big mouth of the wild laughter.
The Laughing Bat coughed twice, and the offensive in his hand slowed down, as the protection of the dark energy had been greatly weakened after Barbatos' defeat, and the strong acid made him feel a burning coal in his mouth and water in his lungs.
But the strong acid that could turn people into bones and metal into slag could only do this, and did not cause any substantial damage.
"Hee-hee-hee, sir?
What do you think?
Am I like your butler?
” The clown kept talking and asked such questions, but he didn't use the corsage at all, but directly stabbed the dagger into the face of the wild smile.
He hated the face, hated his smile, hated him for imitating Batman and himself.
He hates everything about this guy The Laughing Bat turned his greatsword sideways to block the blow, which gave Su Ming a chance.
He slammed his hands together, and the knives instantly turned into a golden staff in the shape of a question mark, which looked like the one in the hands of a European shepherdess, only one size larger.
When laughing to parry the clown's attack, Su Ming swung his staff violently from the side, directly hooking the laughing bat.
"Close!"
The staff shortened quickly, and Su Ming jumped up, carrying it from the grip to the laughing bat at high speed.
Su Ming was already very fast, and it was a little difficult for Crazy Laugh to deal with him, plus a clown kept harassing him with props and words, and he was finally seized by Su Ming.
Crazy Laugh's first reaction was that he felt that Death Knell was going to snatch the weapon, but it also gave him a chance to hit Su Ming accurately.
He directly slashed at Su Ming with his big sword.
Su Ming didn't dodge or dodge, and let the big sword slash on his shoulder.
The armor was broken, the deltoid muscles were cut in half, and the blood vessels were broken quite a bit.
But the collarbone blocked the attack, making a dinging sound.
Immediately after, Su Ming did not grab the sword, but grabbed the blade of the big sword with one hand, and the other hand turned into a fist and shot it towards the chest of the wild laugh.
Crazy laughter doesn't mean to dodge, what's the use of fists?
He decided to draw his greatsword and slash again.
However, he made a fatal mistake, and Su Ming decisively turned over the hole cards that had been hidden at this time.
The four joints of his fist instantly grew four long spikes, breaking through the wrap of the hand armor, flashing with a silver-white light, and instantly submerging into the chest of the maniacal laughter.
It is x metal.
If you want to learn Wolverine, how can you forget this trick?
Logan only had three claws on each hand, and Su Ming had one more than him.
And if he wanted to, he could control the X-metal to grow spikes from any joint in his body, but his armor would be hollowed.
He has always shown a desire to reclaim the greatsword, and sure enough, the Laughing Bat sees his other weapons as no threat and focuses on Deathstroke and the Joker.
Because the clown represents more surprises, more uncertainty, and his weird jokes and words are hard to ignore.
Although the clown didn't know it, Su Ming just used him as a cover.
Su Ming seized the opportunity to get close, directly turned over the hole cards, and won in one fell swoop.
Four silver-shaped cone-shaped spikes pierced through the front chest of the Laughing Bat, making four holes in the heart and exiting from its back.
Immediately after that, Su Ming's heart moved, and the X metal was instantly retracted, and black blood spurted out from the wound, taking away the life and strength of the wild laughter.
The dark began to pass, and the Laughing Bat fell to the ground.
"What a sinister tactic, but you made a mistake, a big mistake."
The Laughing Bat grabbed Su Ming's armor and looked at the pitch-black top of the Bat Cave, countless small shining eyes were also looking at him.
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That's the bats.
He is not reconciled, he still has things to do.
"I don't know what I did wrong, but you did make a big mistake."
Su Ming slapped his hand away, picked up his night sword, ignored the clown like a cat crying mouse next to him, and said lightly to the laughing bat: "I once said a word to a miscellaneous soldier, now I don't want to tell you again!"
Provoke!
Death knell!
” After speaking, without waiting for wild laughter to express any opinions, Su Ming raised his sword and directly chopped off his head.
"Oh, yes, yes!
Ha ha!
The clown clapped next to him and burst into tears of laughter: "Perfect work of art, I want, I want!"
Deathstroke, sell it to me!
” "What do you want?
Dagger?
” Su Ming frowned, the clown, this madman wants to come out of it, but the dagger can't be sold, this is a tourist souvenir of the negative 11 of the earth.
"Dagger?
Oh, you say this, don't, give it back to you, I like bats more than birds.
The clown did not hesitate to throw the promethium dagger back to Su Ming, he knew that the dagger was very sharp, but he didn't like it: "I want this, I want to soak it up, and talk to it every day." ” He stooped down very simply, picked up the head of the Laughing Bat from the ground, and held it in his arms, despite the black blood stained on it.
The purple suit instantly stained a large area black.
He put the human head on his shoulder again, put it next to his head, stretched out his hand to pull out the face of the laughing bat into a smile, and said happily to Su Ming: "You see, I can smile with two mouths at the same time."
Turning his head to look at the spiked helmet's head, and then at the headless body fluttering like a dead fish, the clown laughed.
He won after all, and the one who had the last laugh had the best laugh, and it turned out once again that chaos and madness were the winners.
They make all the difference in his smile.
As for the imitator, the next time the bat comes to play with him, he wants to make this human head a spectator in a dark corner.
Let it envy itself, but there is nothing to be done.
Ha ha!
This head is of little use to Su Ming, he doesn't need such bloody evidence to find the right connection, this is a bat cave, and Bruce will definitely check the surveillance video when he comes back.
Hired killers do sometimes need to leave some evidence, such as one ear, one hand, or a human head, which can prove that the mission was completed and that it is easy to verify the identity.
With these talents, you can get a commission, which is a professional need.
But first, Batman won't pay his bills, he doesn't know what money is, and he has no interest in money; Second, since the clown wants this head, the clown's money is also money, and it is not a problem to sell the goods to two families.
There have been instances in the mercenary world where many people have a bounty on a target at the same time, so you can complete all those tasks and take the bounty when the task is completed.
"Oh?
How much do you pay?
” The big event is over now, Su Ming should also make some preparations for his future life, it is always good to have more money.
"The money is owed first?
Haha, no, it still doesn't work" The clown hugged the head tightly and looked at Su Ming vigilantly, as if he was afraid that he would snatch it: "In this way, I'll give you a good thing, exchange, hehe." ” Good stuff?
What's the good thing about the Joker?
His blood?
It is true that his blood contains the Dionysian factor, which can enhance Su Ming's self-healing ability, but the side effects are too great and will make people really crazy.
And the Joker himself doesn't know anything about the Dionysian factor, he will only use his own blood to make the Joker virus.
Nitrous oxide?
Inhalers will laugh to death, strong is very strong, but it is not as wide as fear gas, scarecrow gas production is higher, spot can be bought everywhere.
Su Ming thought about it for a long time, and found that there was really one thing he could see about the clown, that is, his purple clown car with a smiling face.
Although it looks a little weird, it was originally a remodeled from a good car, with a super engine, nitric oxide injection acceleration, on-board weapons and so on.
That is, 007's car has been reskinned, although it is not as good as the Batmobile, but it is also very good.
If the clown were going to trade it for it, the business would be lucrative.
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"Come, reach out, close your eyes, I'll give you the baby, hehehehe" The clown reached into the pocket of his suit, dug it for a long time, and mysteriously pinched something in his hand.
Su Ming narrowed his eyes like Batman, this can't be an electric shock button, right?
The Joker is going to play this set?
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