Holiday crumpled Deadpool like a scrap newspaper and pressed another pile of trash and rubble on top.
"You'll play dead in a moment, don't move."
With that, Holleway pulled out a stack of paper and a pen from his pocket, and began to write on it as fast as he could.
After he finished writing, he copied two more copies and signed his name.
Then he stroked Deadpool's eyes hard, and found that he still didn't look dead, and then remembered that the mask didn't have the ability to close his eyes.
He shrugged his shoulders and smiled sheepishly, feeling like he was still in the hospital as soon as he got to work.
He crawled towards the third girl, and when he was sure his voice could be heard, he raised the paper in his hand and waved it twice.
"Which one is Wade Wilson's relative, come and get the death certificate!"
The three girls involuntarily stopped fighting, and although it was a little strange for the doctor to issue death certificates here, they had just heard Deadpool's name.
Wade?
Death certificate?
Curiosity and panic kept them from going any further.
Inez was the first to rush over and snatch one, looking down to see that the cause of death on it was self-healing cell exhaustion collapse syndrome. ？？？
What is this disease?
She turned to look at Wade and found that Wade was crushed by a pile of garbage, motionless.
"Don't rob, don't rob, everyone has it, Wade's death certificate is for the three of you, one for each person."
Holiday got up from the ground, handed the remaining two to Vanessa and Domino, and turned away.
"We will cremate the body, and when the time comes, we will give you a share of the ashes, which can be regarded as a memorial."
"No !!"
The three of them pounced on Wade's body and found that he seemed to be dead, with no heartbeat, nothing left, and the whole person seemed to have only a layer of skin left.
"Let's mourn, it's a war time, and death is inevitable."
Holleway looked sad and dragged Wade's body away as he spoke.
The three women were still in a daze, they looked at each other, and they had no idea for a while, so they could only follow the doctor's footsteps.
They knew that the Avenger was a good surgeon, and at such times, the doctor's words still had some authority.
Holloway turned his head to look at the women in a daze, they had only been deceived for the time being, but they would soon come back to their senses.
He hurried to the battle line, threw Deadpool's body to Su Ming, and then urged him to retreat.
As for what Wade will be treated after they find out that Wade is not dead, that is all for later.
"Nice idea, how did you come up with it?"
Su Ming repelled some of the enemies and returned to the back of the line, dragging Wade's meat sauce in his hand.
Holleway gasped, looked at the three suspicious women behind him, and whispered: "I have a distant cousin, and he also owes a lot of romantic debts, and he once told me when I was a child: If you love a dozen women, but there is only one marriage certificate, then give each of them a divorce certificate." ” Su Ming smiled and gestured to Monak in the sky, and at the same time looked at Hollerway's mustache: "By the way, your cousin won't be surnamed Stark, right?"
” "No, he's been dead for a long time."
Holleway shrugged his shoulders and said with some embarrassment: "He failed, not every woman wants a divorce certificate, he was first poisoned, and then he was stabbed more than a dozen times, and one of my ex-aunts cut off his head, and rowed out to sea with his head, I think it may have gone to Greenland" Su Ming laughed, raised the god killer to block a few bullets, Huo Lewei's relative is also a real person, since he is so lustful, he won't have a few more fake identities, and every woman is married?
Wade, who was carried in his hand by Su Ming like a towel, suddenly felt a trace of coolness, even if it had turned into meat sauce, and there was almost no thinking ability left in his brain, he instinctively felt a chill on his neck.
Many soldiers who have lost their limbs on the battlefield and become disabled have a similar situation, and they will feel the pain of losing a limb for the rest of their lives, as if the limb was still on them.
This condition is called phantom pain.
Su Mingcai didn't care what he thought, Deadpool made a mess here, dragged his feet, the enemy didn't know what reaction he would take next, everything changed again, this guy should be beheaded and sent to Greenland.
Now let's go for the third plan, evacuate this place first, and then get explosives to fight a guerrilla war with the Germans, so that they feel threatened, so that the airship with Namor fragments can be evacuated.
"Shrink the front!"
Su Ming immediately shouted to the little naughty and the cable, signaling everyone to gather, and everyone used their own methods to approach Su Ming in the rain of bullets, and while running, they also used their abilities to counter the enemy's shells and explosives, which was very scrambling.
Monarke, who had received his gesture earlier, quickly unleashed a huge blindfold, spewing thick black smoke in the air like a squid, spraying it on the heads of enemies in all directions.
It was stolen from the plane of hell, where volcanoes and lava burned eternally, and he had just opened a spatial door on an inconspicuous volcano.
The black smoke with a strong smell of sulfur soon filled the area around the small square, and at the same time obscured everyone's figures.
Everyone gathered around Su Ming, his night sword was still shining with silver stars in the black smoke, and the three women who were still in a daze were also pulled over by the police and huddled together.
"Monak, like this" Su Ming whispered a few words to Monak, and the magic prince suddenly understood and began to recite the incantation.
After a few minutes, the German soldiers dispersed the smoke and came to the position where everyone had been fighting, and found that there was nothing left, and their enemy, surrounded by nearly 10,000 men, had disappeared without a trace They searched the area, but found nothing, no footprints left, and no one flew away.
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Just vanished out of thin air.
Soon, the leaders of all aspects of the German army rushed here, among which a very luxurious convertible car stood out.
Not just because the car is beautiful, but because it's hard for the driver not to notice him.
He has no skin and a large-brimmed black hat One of the leaders of Hydra, he is at the helm of Hydra today when Baron Straker went to Japan to start a new business.
He's a Red Skull.
And sitting in his co-pilot, holding his briefcase and wearing funny round glasses, is Dr.
Zola, who has recently been supervised by him to conduct research on the Cosmic Rubik's Cube.
The soldiers made way for him, but some saw it with fanatical adoration, others with fear, but it was all the same for the Red Skull.
He doesn't care what the ants think.
The car drove straight to the rubble, and he got out of the car, looking down at the uneven ground, estimating the force that caused the marks.
The conclusion is far beyond him by a lot.
This made him a little interested, but it was not as good as the Cosmic Rubik's Cube.
Dr.
Zola followed with difficulty, still holding his briefcase: "Schmidt, we are just passing through Paris, there is no need to waste time here." ” "I know, I'm just a little interested, but how can the power of a mortal compare to the creation of a god, Dr.
Zola, your progress has made me anxious."
The Red Skull crouched down and touched the ground, and he could still feel the aftermath of the previous battle, which made him very excited.
But Dr.
Zora suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, although they are both leaders of Hydra, but because the doctor is too timid and a technology nerd, he is at the bottom of the leader, and sometimes he feels that the Red Skull will kill him.
"No, if that blue artifact is so easy to crack, how can it be called an artifact?
You're going to have to give me some more time. ” "I just don't know if our Führer will give me time, he seems to be planning to get rid of me, Doctor, which side are you on?"
Red Skull stood up and stared condescendingly at Dr.
Zola's baldness as he asked in a cold tone.
Zola shuddered and pulled a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the sweat from his head, he felt that he could not breathe, the red skull was moody and inhuman, and the question could only be answered.
He nodded busily: "Of course yes, of course, long live the hydra!"
” With a possible smile on Red Skull's skinless face, he patted Zora on the shoulder and turned back to the car, "Well said, long live Hydra!"
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