"I know it's hard for you to accept that the craziest people seem to be the most normal people."
While talking to the cat, Su Ming let the strangulation stretch out a tentacle to connect Xiaofu's spine not far away, and arrange the part of the work that the boy was responsible for: "If you don't believe it, you can ask him." ”The silent transmission was so fast that the boy immediately turned his head and said to him, "Okay, Uncle Slade, I'll try to derive the equation first, give me a little time, and if I find myself limited in my brainpower, I'll tell you, and then start your 'Misaka Network' backup plan." ”"What Misaka network plan?
What's that?
”The cat's damn curiosity is here again, it is attracted by unfamiliar terms, and it also feels that its brain is a little insufficient, how many things is the death knell calculating at the same time?"
It's nothing, it's just a joke."
Su Ming rubbed the cat's head, carried it to his cousin, deliberately avoided the position where the mouse was playing with the sword, and came to Deadpool and squatted down: "Come, you see, how do I judge that Wade is a normal person." ”"Well, meow."
The Dream of a Thousand Cats covered its nose, and the smell of instant noodles mixed with Deadpool's body odor, giving it a new feeling of nausea.Fortunately, it's a cat and it's a dream, so there's no stomach meow."
Wait, cousin, what intimate questions are you going to ask?
I'm not mentally prepared at all, but the old irons are all watching, in case I don't answer well, how embarrassing it is, there is no table to use?
”Deadpool put down the bucket, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and pulled down his mask, barely human."
It's not too difficult, after all, it's just to show the cat that you're normal."
Su Ming handed his cousin a cigarette and asked her to take one after dinner, so that she could relax and hide the taste at the same time."
Okay, although I have long thought about participating in a quiz program like 'One Stop to the End', my brain cancer has delayed me from becoming a genius, so your questions should not exceed the knowledge points of the fourth grade of primary school, otherwise I may be so nervous that I will get off the stage on stage."
Deadpool happily lights a cigarette and smokes it as he jokes."
Okay, first question, what kind of woman do you think is a beauty?"
Su Ming himself took a puff of his cigarette and asked casually, just like what he said before, just to prove that Deadpool was normal."
If you ask me normally, then I will say that as long as I am not transgender, I can do it."
Living up to his cousin's expectations, Deadpool gave a very normal answer, because he added: "But today is different, you are asking which one I like to see in TV shows or magazines, it must be white skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, convex and backward, slender waistline, good like Marilyn Monroe, like Brooke Small, well, if there is Sophie Marceau's young face, the hair color requirements can be relaxed." ”As he spoke, he also got up, and the corners of his mouth on the mask moistened."
I thought you'd give a less specific answer."
The cat blinked a few times, and then it pouted: "Your answer is very ordinary." ”But having said that, Dream of a Thousand Cats also has to admit that this should be a normal person's idea, at least in terms of aesthetics, Deadpool is no problem, he just sometimes starves and chooses to eat.But this is really not 'correct' enough, through the previous research on Meila, the dream of a thousand cats has seen the so-called 'correct' image.In the correct concept, beauty is defined as a person of color, with distorted facial features like having Down syndrome, super obese, lazy and dirty, short-tempered and self-centered, believing in one or more extreme religions, specific gender cannot be defined, fanatically touting environmental protection, asking others to eat vegetarian every day, and so on, whether Deadpool is normal or not, this is another matter, but he is definitely 'anti-correct', which is actually enough."
Very well, then the second question, do you support Zionism?"
Su Ming asked his cousin again, this is also one of the more popular 'correct' topics, because as a time-traveler, he knew in his previous life what chess was being played by the media controlled by the Jews."
Hah, how is that possible?"
Deadpool put his hand in his pants, scratched his ass, shook his head, and said, "Although I once wanted to kill the failed art student when I was a baby, didn't I do it, because he actually did some things right, anyway, I actually like human women the most, and all anti-human isms are different from me." ”The cat squatting on the death knell's shoulder nodded again, because this answer was quite ordinary.Elaine, who was busy in the distance, also cast an approving glance at this side, Deadpool was right, the descendants of Judas were still traitors, they were enemies of God, and they were normal people who could recognize this; On the other hand, it is the 'right man', which is the enemy of humanity.As for the third question, Su Ming doesn't need to ask, because his cousin's past performance has long shown that XXN's boxing is useless to him, his attitude towards women is very casual, and he has become a sea king, so he naturally doesn't eat boxing.Although he occasionally gives in to women, most of the time, he is more than willing to pay for women's services.This is also 'anti-correct'.With these incorrect traits, it is enough to prove that Deadpool is a normal person, of course, his personality template does not work, he is still a psychopath, but in the screening of normal people, it is enough to find people who have the same opinion as him.Women, let Hallie help pick it, she can judge what kind of woman is a normal person, as long as she doesn't be as crazy as herself, below her level.How many templates can be obtained, and how many copies need to be copied to use, we will see when the time comes."
Alright, the adjutant is ready to get to work."
Su Ming gave the order to the silver-haired girl, asking her to inform Harley to do something too, and at the same time looked at the cat: "You also go to help the adjutant, although she has no dreams, but we need to check people's dreams through you, see their subconscious true cognitive views, so as to obtain the template." ”"I knew you would need meow."
The cat was so happy that it rubbed its head against Deathbell's face, then jumped off its shoulders and walked into the darkness in the distance: "Then I'm over, and when you think of me, just call me in your dreams." ”After all, it dissipated like a bubble, like a dream that never appeared.At this time, the mouse in the black cloak walked over, and he kept nodding his head: "Good plan, screen the audience that meets your three views, and force away the opposing audience who can't stand it?"
As long as you don't have enough outside viewers on the CAAT side, you can easily beat Deadpool in terms of popularity, and that's another layer of your plans, right?
”"Heh, who knows."
Knell shrugged, and he handed the mouse a bucket of fried chicken: "You eat something first, after all, eating meat is also the opposite." ”