"That old ghost has been slaughtered by you!"
Singing and dancing.The ghost's question happened to spread throughout the hall, attracting the attention of the whole hall.For a while, the monster's gaze was projected from all directions, these sights were too mixed, Li Changan couldn't distinguish the meaning, and only heard Yan Xinglie's breathing beside him gradually heavy.In front of everyone's eyes, the Taoist priest lowered his head and smiled, padding the only guy in his hand that could be called a weapon—a meat cleaver two fingers wide, half a foot long, and without the tip of the knife.Heh, it's a little light.He looked up again, facing the ghost's strange face, and was about to speak."
Ah......"
There were a few screams in the field, and the Taoist priest turned his head to look, and saw that at the upper seat, those dancers were all discolored and scattered and fled, and one of them was eager to turn into its original form, but it was a turtledove with colorful feathers, took off its clothes, and flapped its wings to fly out of the patio.But Fang rose to the height of the beam, but was grabbed by a big hand covered with black hair.This change is flesh and blood, but it is much more exciting than the dry dialogue of the ghost questioning the priest, and a group of monsters hurriedly "turned the table" to look at this excitement.Only the ring-eyed man shouted: "Pig belly, stop!"
”It turned out that when the drumming stopped, it was the time for the dancers to toast the VIPs.It was the turn of the pig demon called the pot-bellied Tai Sui, and there was a ghost questioning Li Changan, which attracted the attention of the demons, and even the movements of the dancing girls slowed down.As everyone knows, the pig demon is extremely impatient in front of food, and he is impatient, so he grabbed the dancing girl who poured wine and stuffed it into his mouth!
The ring-eyed man was still questioning loudly, but the pig demon didn't even roll his eyes, he encouraged his cheeks, pulled out a blood-stained tattered gauze from his mouth, and then stuffed the turtledove into his mouth.While chewing, he yelled incoherently."
This banquet is really boring, the host's family doesn't come out to meet the guests, it doesn't matter, it is said that good wine and good meat are enough, but they take some bad wine and meat perfunctory......"
"You ......"
Seeing that the other party completely ignored himself, the ring-eyed man was angry, so he wanted to do it."
Alas, why is Tai Sui so angry......
Suddenly, behind the screen on the top, an old man in gorgeous clothes came out with a smile, and stopped the ring-eyed man with just one look.The Taoist priest raised his eyebrows.The Lord has finally come out!
………………………… Although this mandrill is a scholar everywhere, the shape of the illusion is really strange, and the ugliness of the face is actually similar to that ghost.The elder has a shoehorn face, a nose with valgus taking up most of it, his teeth and eyes bulging, and a one-legged born in the middle jumps to sit down in the main seat.first scolded the ring-eyed man, and then apologized to the pig demon."
It's the old decay who didn't entertain him well, and here I will make amends to Tai Sui."
With that, he clapped his hands."
Good wine and good meat are served immediately!"
After a while, the door of the hall suddenly opened, and a group of youkai carrying large clay pots walked in.In a short time, these half-man-tall clay jars were piled up in the atrium.At this moment, the snake demon couldn't care about the pillars of the house, the pig demon spit out half of the turtledove, the ghost didn't trouble Li Changan, and the demons stopped frolicking, and they all puffed up their eyes and looked at the big jar."
It's ......"
"Yes!"
Lao Xiao jumped into the hall laughing, lifted the lid of the clay pot, and suddenly, the rich aroma of wine filled the hall."
This is Hundred Fruit Brew!"
After that, he jumped on one leg, jumped back to his seat, and called out in a loud voice: "Someone!
Pour wine for me and your distinguished guests, and if you don't get drunk today, you won't return!
”In the hall, he immediately responded to the earth-shaking ghost crying demon howl.……………… Some cloudy amber with a hint of residue.Li Changan gently shook the wine bowl, and the mellow fragrance jumped out of the bowl and climbed up to his mouth and nose, tempting him to bow his head and take a sip.The freshness of the mountain fruit poured into the throat along with the mellow of the wine, and then soaked the spleen and stomach, just such a small sip, the Taoist priest was a little drunk, not drunk, but as if in April, the sun was warm and the spring breeze was slow, so lazy and sleepy."
Sure enough, it's good wine!"
It's a pity, it's a blessing.It's a pity that such a good wine is at the moment, but it can't be drunk at once; Fortunately, only such a good wine can overwhelm the demon of this Zhuangzi."
Dao Chief, Lord Yan, wait a while, no matter what you see, please bear with me for the time being."
At this time, while the thoughts of the demons in the room were in the wine, Ma San quietly reminded him.Endure?
The Taoist priest frowned.What does this mean?"
Good wine!
Where's the good meat?
”Over there, the pig demon began to shout loudly again.A group of little demons underneath, with the help of alcohol, even slapped the table and knocked on the bowl, and they all made noise."
Good meat!
Good meat!
Good meat!
”The mandrill didn't think it was a pestle, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, don't worry, it's coming soon." ”With that, at the gate, another group of servants entered, each holding a plate in his hand."
Good meat is coming!"
A flower-faced goblin kept his saliva, and after Li Changan put down a plate, he reluctantly retreated.Good meat?
The Taoist priest was bored and looked down.In a wooden plate is a half-boiled palm with open skin.……………… This is the so-called good meat?!"
Dao Chief, this is the monster's lair, please bear with me for the time being!"
Ma San's exhortation sounded at the right time, and Li Changan's anger turned into a sigh, and he let go of his clenched fist.Yes.Looking at the half of the human corpse in the kitchen, how could I not have expected such a scene.He looked up at Lao Xiao, and saw that Lao Xiao's plate contained a human head.This human head has not been cooked much, his eyes are closed, his eyebrows are like his eyebrows, and he can see that he should be a beautiful woman before his death, and the snake demon next to him has been familiar for a long time, and suddenly smiled: "This human head looks familiar......
"Shengqing is right." ”The mandrill rubbed the mandrill on the human head and cheek for a moment, and said with a smile: "It's my lady who just died......"
"Oh, it turned out to be my sister-in-law." ”The snake demon was startled and shook his fan, "That's how Xiaosheng can get his mouth." ”Although he said this, the snake demon never let go of the arm in his hand."
It doesn't matter."
Mandrills curled their lips, revealing jagged yellow teeth."
It's rare to have delicate and good skin and meat, wouldn't it be a pity not to share it with you?""
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Shanjun is really free and easy.""
Prizes, prizes!"
The snake demon and the mandrill laughed in unison, looking like a guest and a host.And offstage, Yan Xinglie's tower-like body was trembling slightly, his lips twitched, although he didn't make a sound, but it was clearly two words.Beast!"
Where are the beasts?"
The Taoist priest sighed, "It's clearly better than a beast!"
”Demons are always demons, and they learn human form, but they can't learn human nature.Li Changan picked up the wine bowl and was about to pour the anger in his heart."
Why is the little brother sighing?"
Cold, a disturbing shortness of breath sound drilled into the ears.The Taoist priest looked at it coldly, and the ghost gnawed on human flesh, as if he was smiling."
Aren't you very happy with this human flesh?"
…………………… This old ghost is really a worm, just like the mosquito, which is annoying.The Taoist priest is also a bastard, and the head of the group of demons does not mean to lower his eyebrows and pleasing his eyes, so he will immediately go back.Unexpectedly, at this moment, a muffled and sullen voice suddenly interjected."
Why are you old devil so hard pestering a little ghost?"
But it was the big-bellied Tai Sui who spoke, and it grabbed a human leg in its hand, reversed the previous gobbling up, and tasted it slowly."
This is a good day for Lord Shanjun, sprinkle the good wine and meat that are rarely seen on weekdays, don't disturb everyone's interest."
The ghost's strange smile immediately froze, and he hurriedly turned his head and argued: "These two ghosts didn't tell the truth, Tai Sui knows that the old ghost is the most greedy and cruel......"
"So what?
”Unexpectedly, the pig demon waved his hand, but he didn't care about the old ghost's life or death."
If you're dead, you're dead, and it's not your son, is it possible that you still want to avenge it?"
The ghost was choked by these words, and his face turned black, and before he could scold, the snake demon over there had already interjected with a smile: "Although they are both ghosts, one is a human and the other is a worm, naturally no one is anyone's Laozi, I'm afraid these two have offended him." ”The Taoist priest smiled, it seems that the popularity of this ghost is not very good, and he is happy to add another fire."
I caught insects in the mountains before I was born, and I didn't have any other skills after I died, so I only looked for some poisonous insects in the mountains to fill my stomach."
The Taoist priest pretended to be puzzled, "Where can I offend this king." ”"It turned out to be an insect eater, no wonder this ghost seems to be going to eat you alive.You don't know, it's the Ancestor of Worms!
”This pig demon laughed, or how to say that it was a pig demon, three sentences are inseparable from the word "eat".With that, it snorted and glanced at the ghost."
The old pig is almost eaten up, but the insects are very prosperous, but I don't know how to eat this poisonous insect."
The Taoist priest said with a smile."
So that the king may know that this poisonous insect needs to be fried in oil.But where the poisonous insect removed the poisonous glands, pulled out the poisonous fangs, put it into the oil pot, scooped it up and wrapped it in salt, and bit it into the mouth, it was crispy and fragrant......
"The Taoist priest spoke vividly, where can these local monsters hold it, the timid just swallowed saliva, and the bold eyes have looked at the ghost."
And that pig demon has long been "suspected to be the Milky Way falling for nine days"!
The ghost's ugly face had turned black to the bottom of the pot, and under the tattered cloth robe, some strange-colored smoke was emitted, which frightened the surrounding monsters to retreat.Seeing that the atmosphere was tense, the mountain gentleman hurriedly opened his mouth to relieve the siege."
Thank you for giving face to the old decay, come to my Zhuangzi to cheer for me, the decay is beyond retribution, it just so happens that my chef has recently developed a new dish, the decay himself has not tasted it, today, just let everyone try it."
The pig demon was all about eating, and when he heard that there was a new dish, he was still concerned about the ghost, so he hurriedly turned his head and asked, "But Dongguo?"
”"It's Dongguo.""
Good, good, good!"
The pig demon was overjoyed and screamed three times in a row.Not long after, under the expectation of the pig demon's eyes, he walked into a pot-bellied monster.As soon as the monster entered the door, he only beckoned a few servants to bring the stove, set up the cauldron, set up the desk, set up the knives, and change his clothes as if he were clean.After that, he commanded several servants, and coiled into two large platforms, and there were things on the platforms, but they were shrouded in black cloth, and there was a faint movement under the cloth, which seemed to be living creatures.After sending the servants to retreat, he patted his stomach and spoke."
In my early years, I learned a craft called 'guan', which is to cut the meat into very thin slices ......of meat, to retain the flavor and texture of the ingredients to the greatest extent, and the powerful master can cut off all the meat one by one while the ingredients are still alive," he said, and he raised his head triumphantly."
After a few years of practice, I finally learned this craft, and today, I will give you a ......"
He suddenly reached out and tore off the black cloth, the mandrill stroked his beard and smiled, and the other monsters exclaimed in unison.On the great platform were great stakes, and on the stakes were two large living men, one a woman and the other a child."
Human!"
The Taoist priest suddenly tightened his grip on the hilt of the knife.........................
"Dao Chief." ”Ma San called softly, "If you can't bear it, you will make a big plan." ”The Taoist priest was expressionless.Over there, the monster chef was still talking."
When this man is in pain, the meat is the most tender and chewy.But where is the pain of the flesh compared to the pain of the heart, there is a saying that mother and son are heart-to-heart, these two are the mother and son......"
As he spoke, he suddenly cut off a piece of flesh and skin from the child.The child was tightly tied to the stake, his mouth was blocked by a cloth, and he could not scream miserably, only trembling in the tightness, while the mother opposite was already in tears.The cook triumphantly loaded the slice of meat onto a plate."
Seeing your loved ones die in front of you little by little, coupled with Ling Chi's pain, this is the time when people are the most sorrowful, and it is also the time when human flesh is the most delicious!""
That's a good point, I'm afraid that if I don't cut a few knives, these two will have to swallow."
At this time, in the group of monsters, the sound of raising the bar sounded coldly."
What a fart!"
The cook was in a hurry, and he opened his mouth to scold."
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I've practiced enough skills, if I don't cut enough nine hundred and ninety-nine knives, let this person swallow, and you will eat my meat.""
It's quite big."
This time, the cook pricked up his ears early, just in time to catch the guy who was speaking, and when he turned his eyes, he saw a ghost dressed as a short-haired Taoist priest.He huffed back: "It's not that my tone is big, it's that I'm good at my craft, otherwise you can try it......"
The ghost or Taoist priest dismissed it."
If the craftsmanship is good, why bother to put on the iron pot, I'm afraid that the craftsmanship is not perfect, so let's cook it directly in the pot when the time comes!""
Fart!
It was made from the leftover bones and internal organs. ”The cook thought that the Taoist priest would mess around, but he nodded his head."......I see," he said, changing his words."
But you can't make this soup."
As he spoke, he got up and stepped forward, but he wanted to cross the seat and take his place.The cook didn't follow himself, but the Taoist priest said that the fried insect was vivid, and the monsters present thought that he was good at cooking, so they coaxed him to show his hand, but the cook couldn't, turned his head to look at the head, but the mountain gentleman also nodded with interest.He had to hang his head in frustration and get out of the way, muttering: "But it depends on what you are capable of." ”The Taoist priest didn't say anything, walked to the desk, and looked at the dozen or so knives of different styles and sizes on it.Suddenly, he pointed to the smallest one and asked, "What is this knife for?"
”"The marrow."
He pointed to the thickest and largest one."
Bone chopping.""
That's it."
The Taoist priest led the bone chopping knife, and in the eyes of the monsters, the old god walked to the iron pot, glanced at the vegetables and spices tumbling inside, and turned to hook his finger at the cook."
Come here."
The monster cook came in a daze."
Why?"
The Taoist priest smiled and pointed to the pot."
Let's see, if you still lack any ingredients in this soup.""
Impossible!
What's missing?
”The cook didn't pull a few probes to look at it."
Naturally, there is a lack of ......" halfway through the words, the Taoist priest suddenly pressed his head into the boiling soup, and suddenly choked on the boiling water into his eyes and throat, and before he could scream, the tip of the bright knife had already stabbed into his throat.Li Changan pulled up the monster's head again, and used the blade to open his neck little by little.Fresh blood poured into the boiling soup, stirring up the fishy smell and steaming white.“…… Your skull. ”At this moment, the cook has changed into his original form, and he is a fat old wolf.Li Changan cut off the wolf's head and threw it into the pot, raised his eyes and smiled at the stunned demons: "What do you think of this pot of wolf head soup in the poor road?"
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