Haha Daoist almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, "If you rob me of the exercises, then you will be shameless!"
”"You Nancun children bully me and are powerless, shameless, shameless, haha!""
I have been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and I never know what my face is!"
I played the scoundrel and said, "Anyway, we are not good things, if we rob you today, I will be unstable in the next Dao in the future!"
”No wonder he is called a Haha Taoist, probably because he always likes to laugh "haha" when he speaks, so he got his name.At this time, an aunt on a bicycle in the village passed by and accurately left a mouthful of old phlegm on the face of Hahadao.I looked disgusted, and when it was time, Mr.
Wei took a step back at the same time.Just when I was about to stop talking about martial arts, Haha Daoist slapped him forward and said, "Haha, there is a situation!"
”"What's the matter with me?"
My voice sank, and I suddenly thought of those ghostly people, "There are dead people in that mountain village today" and "The family of the deceased has to do something." ”Hahadao clapped his hand, "Haha, yes." ”"When do you think they're coming to me?"
Again, I replied, "What's my business?"
”"They can't send me money."
Haha Daoren stretched out his index finger and shook it in front of my eyes, "No, no, no, this family is a local boss in that mountain village, so it's no problem for them to take out one or two million." ”"You know what I mean?""
Haha."
I'll smile and say, "Five-five?"
”"Haha, no problem."
Haha, the Taoist made an "ok" gesture at me.Under the moonlight, an old man and a young man squatted on the side of the road, and let out a lewd strange laugh "Ji Ji Ji" face to face......
It didn't take long for us to wander around the village when we were confronted by a middle-aged couple who hurried towards us, to be exact, the two of them had come to find Hahadao."
Dao Chief, something happened to my family!"
It was a middle-aged woman in gold and silver who was in the couple's house.Judging from her physiognomy, this woman is the kind of person who is snarky, spicy and unreasonable.Haha Daoren touched the sheep's horn on his chin, pinched his fingers and said, "Ha oops, it's terrible, it's terrible!"
”"Your family is about to come into disaster!"
Haha Daoist winked at me as he spoke, I still don't understand what he means?
My face changed, and I acted, "Oh, this aunt, how can you two run out recklessly on a big night?"
”"It's over, your wife can't let you go."
It's not pure nonsense, the couple can't see anything, but I can.Under the old pine tree not far behind them, an old lady in a shroud with a gloomy and pale face was looking at them.The reason why I said that the two of them were in danger was because I saw that the old lady's eyes were full of vicious resentment.There was no shadow under the feet of this old lady, and the resentment on her body was so strong that she already had the cultivation of the middle stage of the Dust Realm.When the couple heard me say this, they couldn't help but panic, and despite the fact that the man was covered in black mud, the woman grabbed his arm and begged, "Daoist, save us!"
”Haha Daoren said unhurriedly, "Well, it's a bit difficult, your old mother has a grudge to die, and her soul will naturally wander in the yang world, and you can only be reincarnated until the resentment is over." ”"Otherwise, when her resentment gets heavier and heavier, she will completely turn into a demon until she kills everyone in the village haha!""
Evil spirits usually kill people from their own relatives."
I added, "If you don't dispel the old man's grievances, you won't live more than three days." ”The woman's body trembled, and her face turned pale with fright, "So what should I do?"
”"I don't know what my mother-in-law has any resentments!""
When she was alive, we all ate and drank for her, why should she have a grudge when she died?"
When did he say coldly, "It's just what you think about eating and drinking, as long as you want a piece of steamed buns and a scoop of dirty water, it can be regarded as delicious and delicious." ”The woman was speechless, and the tears on her face froze.When I said this, I'm afraid it was right in the hearts of others.If it is really as the woman said, there is good food and drink every day, but if they can really be filial, then there will not be such a heavy resentment in the old lady who follows them.It was with me and Hahadao that the old lady's soul did not dare to come forward to approach the couple, otherwise with the old lady's current anger, they would be torn alive on the spot.Haha Daoren narrowed his eyes, his eyes were full of calculations, "Haha, we are all from the same village, and you two know that you have come to me if something happens." ”"Your old lady's business, any of us can give you peace.""
But," Haha said, rubbing his fingers, the meaning of which was self-evident.The woman hesitated for a moment and asked, "Look, how much is the right amount for us?"
”Hahadao held out two fingers.The woman's husband asked, "Twenty thousand?"
”Hahadao shook his head."
Two hundred thousand?"
The woman cried out.When did he smile and say, "Two million." ”"Aren't you taking advantage of the fire?"
The woman's voice became sharp, and she looked like she was about to scold, "Lao Ha, we also came to you because we are all from the same village!"
”"How can you still pull these two little girls to ask for a price?"
Mr.
Yi said coldly, "It's not an exaggeration to say that these two million are their money to buy their lives. ”It's just that Mr.
Wei has hidden his figure, and the couple can't see him, so naturally they can't hear his voice.Haha Daoren shook his hand, and the black mud on his sleeves was thrown on the couple, "Anyway, it's such a price, you two are not willing to pay this money, so go and ask for another master, haha." ”After glaring at me and Hahadao, the woman immediately took her husband and turned away, and as she left, she happened to pass the old lady under the old pine tree.The old lady smiled gloomily at the woman, and then followed with her feet off the ground, and as the couple were about to go away, I saw the old lady lying on the woman's back."
I'll bet five dollars, and they'll come to us tomorrow at noon."
Haha Daoist said.I thought about it for a moment, "I'll bet ten dollars, and they'll come to us tomorrow night." ”"Okay, you, make a bet with the sorcerer, then you're kicked to the iron plate!"
Hahadao laughed and said, "Your ten dollars are mine, ahahaha!"
”I smiled mysteriously, "Not necessarily. ”At the same time, I communicated with Ling Shenyan in my heart, "Good husband, you don't want me to lose ten yuan, do you?"
”Ling Shen Ember sighed faintly, but his tone was still full of pampering, "Bet to cheat, I really learned a bunch of disadvantages from your master." ”"That's it, I really can't help you, just help you."
Chen Buye, a family teacher, once said that the last thing you can ask for when walking in the rivers and lakes is your face.Listen, what kind of person is this?
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There is a farmhouse hotel in that mountain village, the kind that costs more than ten yuan a night, and I planned to stay here for one night, but in the middle of the night, Mr.
Wei, who was guarding outside the hotel, suddenly told me, "That haha Taoist has slipped out of his house, do you want to go over and take a look?"
”At this time, Ling Shenyan said, "That old guy is afraid that the couple can go to him at noon tomorrow, and this will estimate what kind of small action they are going to do." ”"Damn, this bastard isn't honest either!"
As soon as I heard that it was called a big fire, I didn't think that Haha Daoist was really unscrupulous for my ten dollars.I had already fallen asleep at this time, I didn't disturb her, and after letting Mr.
Yi stay in the hotel to guard, I took Ling Shenyan to take advantage of the night and touched the position of Haha Daoren.Sure enough, this old thing pedaled on his bicycle, wearing a broken robe fluttering in the wind, "Ahaha, damn, I still don't believe that I can't earn your ten yuan!"
”It seems that I came at the right time, haha Daoren was riding a bicycle towards the middle-aged couple's house, but he definitely didn't expect that I had such a plug-in as Ling Shenyan on my body, and he couldn't count my whereabouts at all, and he could at most calculate when he was still in the hotel.I looked at Hahadao with a cruel smile on my face, "I'll let you kick!"
”After saying that, I found the right time, flew out of the grass, kicked the Hahadao man violently, and kicked him into the mud ditch on the side of the road.When the Hahadao man crawled out of the mud ditch, I grabbed him by the collar and beat the old thing, saying "ten yuan" and "I'll step on the horse to give you ten yuan!"
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