Zhou squeaked a few words by the way: Let's congratulate this baby who "doesn't like to pretend to be forced" for getting a bad luck charm."
People who don't like to pretend to be forced" saw Zhou Squeak's words, and his face was gloomy.Hit a barrage of expletives.People who don't like to pretend to be forced: neurotic, crazy, with a long brain, no long emotional intelligence, right?
Don't think that this will change my mind about you.Zhou Squeak: I didn't let you change your opinion of me, just congratulated you by the way, I don't care.After saying that, she continued to type: Let's continue to draw a lucky random audience member to receive the next good luck charm.The embodiment of justice: This big brother upstairs, you ask for more blessings, I will tell you about metaphysics, the great god is serious!"
The embodiment of justice" kept swiping the screen, shouting Zhou Squeak God and letting Zhou Squeak fly with him.After others saw it, they felt that this "incarnation of justice" was more like a navy bought by Zhou Squeak.Everyone began to laugh at the "embodiment of justice".But this female warrior, not only did not flinch, but continued to fight on the front line for Zhou Squeak.Zhou Squeak felt moved when she looked at it, and it seemed that the fortune charm she drew for her was very useful.People who don't like to pretend to be forced: Spend money to buy a water army, forget it, and even dance on Lao Tzu's head.Let's see today, why are you making me unlucky!
A cramped rental house full of empty buckets of instant noodles and a lot of takeaways that haven't been eaten.The garbage was thrown on the floor haphazardly, and the room was particularly messy, like a garbage dump.There was garbage next to the bed, and the man reluctantly moved an empty spot and put a computer, and the man was playing with his computer in such a cramped place.Hands are frantically tapping on the keyboard.He stared at Zhou Squeak on the live broadcast, and the more he typed, the more excited he became.Even when someone came out to accuse him, instead of relenting, he went more and more excessively, making some particularly foul-smelling comments.even began to squeak all kinds of yellow tones to Zhou who was live broadcasting, and only stinky men could understand."
Dingdong, there is a private message in your background, please check."
The computer beeps.Zhang Qiang saw that it was the anchor Zhou Squeak's private message to him, thinking that his goal had been achieved, so he opened the backstage in surprise.He often uses foul-smelling statements to get the attention of anchors, and then those streamers will send him private messages backstage.Some anchors will send him money to shut up and lead the right direction of public opinion.He has always done this, not only to vent his frustration, but also to attract the attention of many female anchors, and even get some money from them.Zhang Qiang feels that this is the best of both worlds.It's much better than those big brothers on the list who only know how to give gifts to beautiful anchors, but are not seen.He excitedly clicked on the backstage private message.He saw a talisman with words he couldn't read.Zhang Qiang frowned, "Cao Nima, you really gave Lao Tzu a talisman!"
”He thought that Zhou Squeak was playing with him, but he didn't expect that the other party really sent an incomprehensible talisman over.Zhang Qiang is a scientist and has never believed in metaphysics.So when he saw the talisman sent by the other party, he replied: What, do you want to attract my brother's attention?
As long as you send a red envelope to my brother, my brother will be merciful, go out from your live broadcast room, and say good things to you on the Internet.I sent a long list of texts, but the other party has not responded, and I haven't even read the message.Zhang Qiang was left out in the cold and dissatisfied, so he continued to send private messages: Of course, if you like my brother, my brother can take you to play, what's the use of a woman studying, and in the end it's not about giving birth to a man.Why don't I come to you, take you to play, and let you know that there are happier things in the world than reading.After typing this bunch of words, Zhang Qiang's face showed an obscene smile.Zhang Qiang: I will love you well, hold you in the palm of my hand, and let you know what is true happiness and what is truly meaningful.I sent a bunch of texts in a row, not to mention the message on the other side, and it showed that none of them were read."!"
Zhang Qiang broke the defense, and he couldn't imagine that the person opposite didn't buy his account.He has been talking to himself, like a psychopath, no matter what he says, the other party doesn't even look at it.Those words would be very angry if a normal person read them.He had already expected it when he sent it, and Zhou Squeak's expression when he saw those messages was very refreshing to think about.But the other party didn't even bother to read his information, he felt a punch on the cotton, and that feeling of powerlessness made him feel ashamed.The other party obviously doesn't take him seriously.Zhang Qiang cursed a swear word, and then prepared to return to the live broadcast room and continue to insult Zhou Squeak.The system prompted him: You were kicked out of the live broadcast room by the anchor.Zhang Qiang was even more angry.He plans to order outside, eat something, and fight the other party for another 300 rounds.Just as he was about to take out his mobile phone to order takeout, his hand slipped, and the phone fell into the instant noodle bucket he put next to him.There are also instant noodles that I didn't finish in the morning, and there is soup in them.The phone was soaked in the instant noodle bucket, and he hurriedly scooped it up and wiped it clean with a paper towel.It can still be used after wiping it clean, clicked into the takeaway software, and was about to prepare to pay, and then found that the mobile phone was out of order, not controlled at all, and accidentally ordered a lot of takeout, and all of them were displayed in the payment."
I'm grass!"
Zhang Qiang frantically canceled, but no matter how much he clicked, the screen just didn't move."
Hell yes!"
He scolded and directly forced the shutdown.When I turned it on again, the phone flashed and it was directly blue screen.Zhang Qiang clicked on the computer, logged in to the page, and found that his payment software kept displaying payment information.He was completely panicked, logged in to the computer, and unbound all the payment software.But the information has already paid tens of thousands of yuan.For Zhang Qiang, who doesn't have too many savings, this matter is a bolt from the blue.And he also bought some messy things, and some things for women, and others who don't know will think that he is a pervert.After untying, in order to avoid accidents, he immediately went out and prepared to buy a new mobile phone.As soon as I went out, the landlord came with Uncle Hat."
Young man, you can be regarded as coming out, I haven't seen you go out for a few months, and the room smells foul, I thought you were sick."
The landlord communicated with him in broken Mandarin."
I'm fine, fine, just working from home lately."
Zhang Qiang was worried that the landlord would see that his room was in chaos and wanted to block the landlord's realization.The landlord immediately saw that his house was like a garbage heap, and the stench of food fermenting and rotting in the garbage pit came from it.The landlord and Uncle Hat threw up on the spot.It's so disgusting, there's no place to put your feet at all."
Oh my God!
When I rented it to you, clean, young man, how did you make my house like this!
Big and small, you look clean, why do you make the house so disgusting!
”"I rent your house, pay the rent, I have the right to use, you don't care what I do!"
Zhang Qiang was also annoyed.Hearing Zhang Qiang's words, the landlord pinched his own people, "You move out today, I won't rent it to you!"
”"Lao Tzu's lease has not yet arrived, you are not qualified to let me go, if you want me to go, you can pay liquidated damages!"
He had been unemployed for a long time, and if he left the rental house, he would have to sleep on the street.Whatever he says today, he won't move out."
You haven't paid the rent for two months, you are the first to breach the contract, and I have the right to take back the house!"
The landlord is a difficult person, he has always taken advantage of the tenant, and the tenant has never taken advantage of him.This young man is the opposite.If you want to play him, first see if you have the ability."
I'm not going to move out!"
Zhang Qiang saw that he couldn't talk about the ceremony, so he began to come to the sidelines, "How about it, you have the ability to kill me." ”"You see, he was unreasonable and broke the contract first."
The landlord looked at Uncle Hat.Uncle Hat saw that the young man just wanted to eat and live for nothing, and he was not used to it, so he directly asked the landlord and the tenant to settle it privately, and they could only mediate as much as possible.That's easy to do, the landlord immediately called someone over and threw Zhang Qiang's things out."
You can't throw away my stuff!""
Young man, let me tell you, when I came out to mingle, your hair hadn't grown yet.If you want to play tricks in front of me, let's see how many pounds and taels you have first!
”Zhang Qiang was taken by someone and thrown out of the community together.The mobile phone was broken, and now he has been kicked out of the rental house again, Zhang Qiang can only drag his luggage to buy a mobile phone.In a trance, he set a red light, and a car brushed him straight over and knocked him to the ground.The knee was bleeding directly from the skin.Because he has been staying up late at home to play games and scold people on the Internet, his mental state is not very good, and his expression has always been in a trance.Being hit like this, he was sober.He actually ran a red light.As for the computer in his bag, it has been crushed by the car.But because he ran a red light and was fully responsible, the driver had no problems at all, and Zhang Qiang could only suffer a loss."
What a bad luck today!"
Zhang Qiang felt that the most unlucky things in his life had all gathered together.Now I don't have a mobile phone, and my computer is broken, so I can only go to the mobile phone store to borrow someone's mobile phone to call and ask for money.He called his friend, but there was no one answering there.I called a few more and still no one answered.The mobile phone seller received him very politely at the beginning, but seeing that he was grinding, his patience ran out and he asked for the mobile phone back.Zhang Qiang continued to scold.As soon as he walked out of the mobile phone store and onto the road, he angrily kicked the manhole cover under his feet."
Bang!"
With a thud, the manhole cover was kicked off, and he fell into the sewer.But because the mouth of the sewer was relatively small, he got stuck and his leg was broken on the spot.Zhang Qiang was so hurt that he couldn't even make a sound.He felt like he had gone through all the bad things in one day.Unlucky?
Bad luck?
Zhang Qiang's mind suddenly flashed the backstage talisman that looked a little unreliable., Zhou Squeak won't come really, right!