"oppa, I'm so nervous, what should I do!""
oppa, will they call the police, what if we are caught?""
Oppa, is there a possibility that there is a bomb or something in this box, and what if it explodes?"
Li Menglong sighed lightly, he didn't bother to look at Yun'er, how many movies did this little girl watch on weekdays?
Can't tell the difference between movie and reality?
Also bomb, this is the program team, filming variety shows, is this kind of thing to achieve any comedic effect?
For example, blowing Liu Jae-shi into slag?
As for calling the police or something, it's even more nonsense, what is the value of the two of them, as for taking risks for such a little money?
If the police really came, Li Menglong would even dare to bite back, anyway, the matter of variety shows can't be handled according to normal logic.Besides, with Li Menglong's understanding of Liu Zaishi's gang, if this kind of good opportunity can't be seized anymore, then there is really no need to do a show anymore.Li Menglong is now giving them ratings for nothing, although it may make the other party feel aggrieved, but the core of comedy is not a tragedy.The core means of their fun all day long is to toss each other, including but not limited to taunting, fighting, framing, betrayal, in short, they play more than Li Menglongye.It stands to reason that Liu Zaishi should not be fooled, and the main reason why he is so lax is that Li Menglong is not a guest in this issue.Even when they came to Li Menglong, they took the initiative to contact him, Li Menglong was quite passive throughout the whole process, and he didn't seem to have any reason to betray.Although ordinary people may feel that filming variety shows is very interesting, for celebrities it is still work after all, as long as it is work, where there is enjoyment, it is all pain.So even if Liu Zaishi wants to break his head, he can't understand why Li Menglong wants to engage him, don't say it's because it's interesting, it's better to say it's for the money.Obviously, Yun'er is also very curious about this question, she is really hot-brained, and she thinks it is very interesting, so she became Li Menglong's accomplice.Anyway, she always thought that it would just be a joke, such as waiting at the door after the two of them stole the money, in short, Liu Zaishi and the others panicked for a while before returning the money to them.As a result, Li Menglong took her directly into the car, and drove so fast, as if he was afraid of being caught by those people, so Li Menglong is really coming?
As for the previous questions, it was indeed partly due to nervousness, because of the restrictions of her identity, she hadn't acted so recklessly for a long time.So at this moment, the buried part of herself in her heart reappeared, and she actually felt a little stimulus, and it was more and more pleasant.Now Yun'er doesn't want to persuade Li Menglong to surrender, it's best for them to make a big vote, of course, the premise is that she wants to find out Li Menglong's thoughts, after all, this matter is not based on her.You have to know how happy you are now, how embarrassed you will be when you end it in the end, anyway, Yuna doesn't think she can end things perfectly.In this case, she can only rely on Li Menglong, and secretly hopes that he will not give up easily and play for a while."
Why?
Who knows, maybe it was not very pleasing to the eye when Liu Zaishi was seen at that time?
Maybe there's something he wants to ask him for. ”Li Menglong explained ambiguously.But this explanation made Yun'er even more incomprehensible, there was something I wanted to ask Liu Zaishi for help, so I gave the other party a knife first, how did this logic be straightened out?
Yuna didn't bother to think about this, she was more concerned about what Li Menglong was going to do next, and even she had already begun to exert her subjective initiative."
This box is a five-digit password, we can't open it, most of it has something to locate, otherwise the pursuit battle itself will not be established!"
Yun'er said very seriously, she is also a veteran of variety shows, and Yun'er is not stupid in this regard, plus some sudden outbursts of inspiration, pointing to the essence of things.Obviously, Li Menglong already has a plan for these problems, but he didn't say it, don't disturb Yun'er's interest, it's rare for this little girl to be so focused, and it's the real happiness for everyone to be happy together.At the same time, Li Menglong didn't want to completely get rid of Liu Zaishi's gang at the moment, he always had to think about the effect of the show.Since he chose to cause trouble, he must be responsible for solving the problem.As for why he did this, in addition to the reasons he explained to Yun'er before, he also wanted to take Yun'er to vent, and both of them needed to be cured.Of course, the method of healing will vary from person to person, and if it is with Xu Xian, then maybe you will have to go to the library or something.But Yun'er, obviously this kind of tense and exciting link is more of her appetite, and Li Menglong can do anything, he really doesn't pick it."
You check which subway station is closer to the address I said."
Li Menglong began to command Yun'er while driving.Yun'er can't keep up with his train of thought now, but in order to have a good experience, she still listens to his instructions with great interest.After all, it's all like this in the movies, the mastermind is often a pervert with full intelligence, and there must always be a less intelligent but loyal follower on the side.Although Yuna also wants to be the protagonist, she doesn't think she's perverted enough, so she can only be a follower because she is not perverted enough, and this reason is still in the past."
Line 4 is over, right?
You text Liu Zaishi now, saying that we will show up at the terminal of Line 4 in half an hour, this is their last chance, let them cherish it!
”Li Menglong said it very easily, but Yun'er's hands trembled with excitement, this kind of behavior of provoking the protagonist without knowing whether to live or die is really intoxicating, is it so interesting to be a villain?
It's just that Yun'er felt excited, but Liu Zaishi, who received the text message, was half angry, Li Menglong, a slut, dared to take the initiative to find a place to meet, was he afraid that he would not die?
However, this kind of provocative behavior can also show that Li Menglong has confidence, obviously he has a plan, although he can't guess it yet, but once he succeeds, then these people will really have nothing to say.If Li Menglong's stealing behavior was still disgraceful before, then now he is planning to fight with them face to face.This kind of mental and physical double contest, if you lose again, then this money deserves to belong to Li Menglong, Liu Zaishi's gang is not worthy of playing any pursuit war, go home and coax the child.The people who have this kind of thinking are not only Liu Zaishi's own, but now the entire program team is the same enemy, and Li Menglong is provoking all of them.So everyone offered suggestions one after another, and the scene was very lively for a while, and of course, the faint tension was even stronger.Generally speaking, filming variety shows is at most for the guests to bring in, but now the entire program team is pulled in, is this Li Menglong's ability?
And how to say it, now it's more and more like the plot of a movie, there are only so many people who rebel, but they turn out to be all kinds of high IQ and ruthless.As for them, there are many decent factions, but they don't seem to have a backbone, and they are destined to be played by villains!
The inexplicable PD thought of this result, and the plot of this villain finally escaping his life should not appear in reality, right?
There are also a lot of smart people on their side.This is not Liu Jae-seok and Kim Jong Kook have already decided to be grouped, although they don't know what Li Menglong is going to do, but they are always right to take advantage of the large number of people here.Time passed minute by minute, and according to the positioning display, Li Menglong had arrived at the subway station ahead of schedule, which strengthened everyone's conjecture.With the gradual improvement of the plan, everyone also secretly admires Li Menglong in their hearts, and he is worthy of being a variety show director, and he knows how to maximize the effect of the show.Even if the final confrontation in the subway is not so exciting, but in terms of the current effect, everyone is already sure that this episode of the show will be a peak again, and everyone can already smell the aroma of bonuses.And while these people chased after them with imagination, Li Menglong and Yuna were not idle at the subway station."
Is OPPA planning to throw in the towel?
If you don't want to participate, give me the box and I'll run it myself!
”Yuna tried to stimulate Li Menglong with the agitation method.It's just that this time it seems that she used too much force, and Li Menglong actually looked at her with a cold gaze: "Do you want to take the money away alone?"
The danger is not over yet, and you plan to fight infighting, or you will be divided now?
”While speaking, a protrusion slowly emerged from the clothes on Li Menglong's chest, which was the rhythm of pulling out a gun in the movie.Fortunately, this is the reality, Li Menglong just took out the hand that had been hidden in advance, and made a pistol gesture and fired many shots in a row on Yun'er's head.For this kind of childish behavior, Yun'er is really unwilling to cooperate, after all, the look in the eyes of the person opposite is like looking at them as if she is mentally ill.Especially now that she is still wearing a mask and a hat, coupled with the lines of the second middle school before, the other party will not surprise Yun'er by calling the psychiatric hospital directly.Annoyed and slapped Li Menglong's hand away, Yun'er decided to change the topic: "Is it appropriate to open the box directly?"
Wouldn't this be considered cheating?
,After all, you have to open it through a password.。
”"Cheating?
We are not guests on the show, so we don't have to follow the rules of the game. ”While Li Menglong spoke, he took the initiative to hand a screwdriver to the locksmith opposite: "Just pry it open, we don't plan to ask for this box." ”Yun'er took a picture of his shameless face with her mobile phone at the moment, waiting to send it to the program team afterwards, so that the audience can also see Li Menglong's true face.Besides, it's not just Li Menglong who can realize that he wants to do something for the show, Yuna is shooting with a mobile phone almost the whole time, and these materials can barely be used under editing.The box was successfully pried open, after all, the program team really didn't expect anyone to do this, and they chose the most ordinary suitcase, where can they withstand Li Menglong's violent dismantling.It's just that when the person who picked the lock saw that the box was full of cash, he was really a little uneasy, and then thought of the conversation between the two before, this can't be a neurosis that really robbed other people's money, right?
Is he an accomplice?
Regarding the other party's doubts, Li Menglong also had a plan, and directly ripped off Yun'er's mask: "Do you recognize her?"
Yuna of Girls' Generation, we are filming a variety show, Yoo Jae-seok and Kim Jong Kook will also come over in a while, you ask them if this is the case when you arrive, and if not, you will call the police. ”Li Menglong's trick is also tried and tested, the popularity of the girls is really high, and this face will naturally win the trust of the public, after all, such a beautiful girl, how can she deceive people?
This time, Yun'er really dared to pat her chest and guarantee, after all, they were indeed filming a show, and what they concealed was nothing more than the cause of the incident, but in terms of results, they were not lying.I asked for a black plastic bag from the unlocking booth, and put the money in it for Yun'er to hold in her arms, which was a job that Yun'er forcibly snatched, according to her words, she was afraid that Li Menglong would run away with the money alone.Li Menglong didn't bother to bother with her, and took a 10,000-yuan bill that he drew out before and paid, seeing that there was still some time: "Do you want to buy something to eat, you have to spend it when you make money." ”This proposal is obviously very good for Yun'er's appetite, although the food she ate before was very expensive and very full, but it was all Xu Xian's treat, and it was completely different from using the money he robbed to buy food.And it's all cash!
Anyway, Yun'er really hasn't seen so much cash for a long time, which is really two different feelings from the number on the card.Although he knew that the money in Xu Xian's card must be more than 10 million, the amount and fullness brought by cash was far better than that thin bank card.Yuna even wondered if she would take out some cash and put it in the dormitory when she went back, and the first thing she saw when she opened her eyes every day was a stack of money, and she felt very happy when she thought about it.After so many years, Yuna once again felt the beauty of cash, and the last time she felt this way may have been when she used her pocket money to buy snacks in elementary school, right?
After a casual walk around the store, the two of them took anything without looking at the price, which was so arrogant.Even Yoona understands why the robbers in the documentary are poor when they are caught, because the robbed money is really not distressed at all when it is spent.When checking out, Yun'er directly took out a 50,000 yuan bill, and she didn't even want change, so she had to give it to the other party as a tip, but there was no such rule in convenience stores.The guy on the other side is also an honest man, and he is about to cry, after all, there are rules in the store, and it is the camera in front of him.Or Li Menglong came forward to solve this trouble: "It's okay for me to stay with you, there will be members of the running man coming over in a while, you let them pick up some food by themselves according to the money, it's always okay, right?"
”Looking at the transaction between the two of them, Yun'er became more and more distressed for Liu Zaishi and them.