Li Menglong didn't respond, so he may not be very prepared, because he still made some moves, but it may not be his subjective will.He even let out a fart openly while the girls were waiting for an answer!
This is not an exaggerated description, but a simple description, Li Menglong actually responded with a fart, did he think it was funny to do this?
But this idea undoubtedly wronged him, not to mention whether he wanted to do it or not, the physiological phenomenon of farting, is it possible to release it anytime and anywhere if you want to?
It was just an accident, after all, he had eaten so much, hiccups on it, and why they were so excited, not to be affected by the extreme remarks of those fans outside, and then divide themselves into non-human groups.In the eyes of fans, girls probably don't even need to eat, and they can live by breathing air every day.The girls don't care too much about the "friendship" interaction with these two busy, and the noisy ones will enhance their feelings.Li Menglong just thought about it casually, and tried not to let himself be too depressed, after all, he also knew how outrageous this idea was.Taking advantage of the fact that there is still a little time to rest, Li Menglong plans to learn two more tricks from Yun'er, he really feels that this is an extremely useful ability, after all, the income is here, and it can't be faked.To put it mildly, you don't need skills to take pictures of them, even if you deliberately want to shoot ugly, you don't necessarily have this ability.He doesn't want to talk about money at the moment, his mobile phone is still in the car, this kind of abrupt behavior seems to be only seen in variety shows, so is there a camera around?"
Ah, what are you pulling me to the bathroom for?
Give you a bath, please, you can wipe it yourself, I'm tired too!
”Fortunately, he didn't really think of himself as an artist, otherwise he might have felt so lost at the moment.And Li Menglong, who was pinned on by the girls, was indeed relatively calm at the moment, and he was quite comfortable walking at the joint.I have to say that the girls are still professional, at least in the pose of taking pictures, their casual movements are quite classic.He was even looking forward to having a staff member show up, so that he could have a companion, and he snatched the camera and sold it, and the cost of the trip home was settled.Besides, the girls don't think he'll be so simple, and although they don't know what he'll do, he'll definitely have a way.There are too many things worth complaining about, and Xu Xian doesn't know where to start for a while.In other words, this is normal, who mainly relies on post-retouching to take pictures?
That is, talents like Li Menglong will be opportunistic.Anyway, the person who took pictures on the street was in a hurry to go to the bathroom, and although there were people around him to help watch the equipment, he couldn't stand the customers waiting to take pictures.But he must always remember that they are women, and they are a group of women who live in all kinds of praise all year round!
So some topics are really not suitable to talk about, if he continues to be reckless, how will he get along with the rest of the opposite sex in the future?
However, considering that Li Menglong has already found a girlfriend, it seems that he has no reason to restrain himself, and maybe Li Shungui will feel at ease because of this.Besides, they're already trying to control it as much as possible, but it's not like there are a lot of people, maybe that person will suddenly have a stomachache.The girls wanted to beat him up right away, but the occasion was wrong, and they had to do it in a different way.But not everyone has such high requirements as her, Li Menglong wiped the sweat on his head, and finally sent this difficult guest away.But it's just that fans deceive themselves, they don't believe it, this is the beginning of the artist's self-loss.Li Menglong, who saw this scene, volunteered to stand up, he could take pictures of those women, and it shouldn't be so difficult to take pictures of ordinary people, right?
But he soon realized that he was naïve, and the reason why it was easy to get compliments for taking pictures of the girls was because of their good foundation.In this case, normal physiological activities can be naturally canceled, such as farting, and then pulling ......
Yun'er kept complaining about the door frame, she really didn't want to move, and besides, if she was looking for someone else, there should be a lot of women who were willing to come over and take advantage of her.But Li Menglong had the heart to ask for advice, but Yun'er didn't agree to teach, especially when he made money unilaterally!
Anyway, she didn't report to the girls now, she is already very worthy of him, don't ask for more, he doesn't deserve it!
So he just didn't hold back now, why did he target him like this?
In the face of Li Menglong's self-destructive remarks, the girls were so angry that their fingers were trembling, did he know what he was talking about?
There are some things that everyone understands, but do you have to describe them in words?
Under Li Menglong's constant urging, Yun'er still gave some guidance remotely, but the effect should not be very good, at least she herself will not be satisfied.As a result, instead of seeing their efforts, Li Menglong also took very few cases as evidence, did he really want to die?
But how to say it, the reason why he was able to find his current temporary job is indeed thanks to the "cultivation" of these women.Even Li Menglong's thickness of face still can't accept this result, so where is his turning point?
According to the number of Li Menglong's daily lives, most of them want to pay attention to the girls' fans, after all, these people are really easy to deceive!
To be precise, everyone should take what they need, and the things that Li Menglong is holding in his hand, just scattering a little bit are enough to make little fans crazy.But his mind has never stopped turning, and he has to think of a way to make money, otherwise if he really walks all the way back, he will really be laughed to death by those women.It's just that this boss probably didn't realize that Li Menglong is also a "man with a master".He's snatching people from the girls now, and he's sure he'll succeed?
Even the boss took the initiative to propose long-term cooperation, that is, the other party was responsible for taking pictures, and Li Menglong was responsible for retouching the pictures on the side.So Li Menglong, who was penniless, stood at the joint, looked at the disappearing taillights in the distance, and began to think about how long it would take to walk home.The key is that she is also weak, she doesn't take many selfies on weekdays, let alone the skills of retouching, she and Li Menglong are half a catty and eight taels in this regard.The so-called hidden cameras also need someone to cooperate, and if you want to contact them, how can you avoid him Li Menglong, he is in charge of these.It's just that when he heard Li Menglong's specific request, Xu Xian's brain was completely insufficient: "I'll repeat it again, you want me to teach you on the phone......"
Li Menglong can clearly conclude that these women not only can fart, but also how to describe the smell, anyway, he has to open the window every time to ventilate.It can only be said that the situation is a little complicated, but Xu Xian still tends to teach Li Menglong a lesson, she doesn't want to hear discussions about farting and the like from time to time in the future.And even if it is retouching, most of them will do it themselves, and they are not worried about Li Menglong's three-legged cat's ability.But it's a pity that he really doesn't have anything at hand now, and if he simply relies on credit, will it be a little shameless?
In order to let Li Menglong live safely on the ground, they can only "wrong" themselves.He's a little scrambling now, after all, there are a lot of girls who don't need to retouch pictures when they take pictures on weekdays, according to their words, it's perfect enough, and they don't need to draw snakes."
No, there are still a few people in line over there, so it's a big deal that I can divide half of it, right?
Help, I will remember your kindness, and I will repay you!
”They are not stingy with praise, but without encouragement, Li Menglong has jumped away like this, after getting their approval, wouldn't it be to fly to the sky?
Once he left the existence of the girls, his sense of personal existence was really not so high.And he did find a job quickly, but not in a fried chicken restaurant, and the girls always ridiculed him for his identity, and he didn't realize it himself, so his skills were more than just making fried chicken.As for how he got the job, that's a coincidence.There is no accident in the first person to ask for help, Xu Xian is the well-deserved white moonlight in his heart!
Of course, it is not easy for ordinary people to reproduce completely, but now there are still scientific and technological means, and Li Menglong can provide follow-up support for on-site retouching.In some aspects, the girls still recognize Li Menglong's ability, but they don't say it.Where is it like now, looking at it, not to mention having no relatives, it is indeed quite lonely, these women will not be so cold-blooded, right?
Li Menglong stood in place for another quarter of an hour, mainly because he was afraid that the girls would not see him when they found him.Besides, don't look at Yun'er saying this, in the end, she didn't follow honestly, but Xu Xian didn't seem to be so bold on weekdays, why did he suddenly change sex?
This time, even Xu Xian on the side couldn't stand on his side, because he was also a member of Li Menglong's "ridicule".The customers have all paid the money, and Li Menglong is not easy to refuse, so he can only borrow the boss's mobile phone, and he wants to seek off-site assistance.Fortunately, there are masters in the team, and there is nothing wrong with this, after all, who wouldn't want their photos to be more perfect?
It's just that Li Menglong encounters the embarrassment that artists will have, that is, overestimating his popularity!
may be that he always follows the girls on weekdays, and he is used to being recognized when he goes out, but he must know that fans recognize the girls first, and then subconsciously contact his head.He's already feeling the struggling now, especially when the latest image comes in, and it's obvious that there are a lot of things to move.At the same time, he also has to tell his partners, retouching is not omnipotent, he also looks at the people when he collects money!
When Xu Xian saw the unfamiliar number, she actually had a guess in her heart, so she secretly avoided the girls and was ready to transfer money to Li Menglong.The women actually kicked him out of the car, and he was defenseless.As for the cost of going home, after leaving those fans, can he Li Menglong still be starved to death?
He is also a skilled person, and he is very good at finding a fried chicken restaurant to work as a temporary worker, how can he have some income.This is the "good fortune" brought to him by the girls, who used to be forced to take pictures of them, and even occasionally had to be responsible for retouching, but now they are all useful.He's an adult anyway, and he's a strong man, even if he really walks all the way back, is it difficult for him?
At first, his plan was relatively simple, which was to help the boss deal with it, and then give him a bus fare.Besides, it's okay to lie to yourself, but Li Menglong follows them every day, so he won't be brainwashed with him, right?
Li Menglong recalled in his mind the postures of the girls when they took pictures, and then asked the person opposite to reproduce them through words.So Yun'er was quickly pulled in by Xu Xian, but Yun'er was very resistant for a while.Li Menglong knew Yun'er's character too well, so he kept talking about the words she liked to hear, so that the corners of Yun'er's mouth once curved into a crescent moon.If it weren't for their usual coercion, Li Menglong would not have been able to practice this craft.The point is that he didn't realize that this was actually a craft, and he could still make money?"
Beauty, you try to lower your left hand, raise your right hand naturally, and lower your head a little, don't stare at the camera, just look into the distance......"
In other words, she is occasionally quite speechless about Li Menglong's low emotional intelligence, could it be that he feels that everyone is quite familiar, so he can make some harmless jokes?
can make the boss take the initiative to say this, naturally because the two cooperate quite tacitly, and the business is simply not good.And Li Menglong is still relatively "loyal" here, mainly because he understands himself, and his so-called retouching skills are far less magical than the boss imagined.But it turns out that he really thinks too much, why did they come back?
Are you afraid that Li Menglong will get lost alone?
Besides, if you want to take credit, you also need to meet their fans, to be precise, the fans recognize him.After all, there are so many fans of the girls, and it is impossible for him to know everyone, but he himself has a certain popularity.But now it seems that not to mention the bus, taking a taxi is not a problem.Fortunately, Li Menglong woke up in time, if you can't take pictures, then you can make up later, and the owner of the street photography also provides this service, but the craftsmanship is quite average.And Yun'er soon learned the truth, and she could only say that Li Menglong was wild enough, I thought he was still on the way back, but I didn't expect to find a job?
He had been walking down the street for ten minutes without any cover, and there was no one to look at him.Xu Xian himself has no opinion on the transaction between these two people, but can he change places?
There were already girls outside the door who were secretly listening to the corner, and they were not suspicious, but afraid that these two would fight inside.So it's really not safe, it's better to be a little more restrained, and you have to spend your life to make money!