Chapter Seventy-Nine: Your Bedroom Exploded Lu Zhixin said: "Xu Tingsheng, don't pretend to be a stupid scarf for you, I knitted it." ” Life is always full of accidents, such as Lu Zhixin, a beauty who was treated as the flower of a foreign language college as soon as she entered the school, she is now holding a scarf that she knitted herself in front of Xu Tingsheng It is a bit incredible, and, why In fact, if it were Xu Tingsheng in his previous life, he might be amazed when he saw Lu Zhixin at first, and then, there would be no later contact, because he didn't have the courage to get close.
It's human nature, and there are two things in this world that will prevent you from approaching those who are too perfect in your eyes, one is low self-esteem, and the other is self-esteem.
Ninety-nine percent of the world's people with low self-esteem have extremely strong self-esteem at the same time.
The two emotions overlap, making them suppress themselves and fear being hurt.
Xu Tingsheng in his previous life was such a person because of his family background and frustration.
In this life, Xu Tingsheng has changed a lot, so he is unrestrained in front of Lu Zhixin, but he really didn't think about picking a courtyard flower like Lu Zhixin.
This accident tells us that the unintentional bubble girl is a skill, and it is the most powerful skill.
Because, when you like someone too much, you will think highly of her, you will have low self-esteem and dare not approach, you will be cranky and overwhelmed, usually you are humorous and talkative, or calm and atmospheric, or, all of this, there is a fart left in front of her, wrong, there is not even a fart left, because you dare not make a sound.
The bitterness of love in this world is probably like this, I don't love the person who loves me, the person I love doesn't love me, why do you always fail in front of the person you like, but you attract the person you don't like in an unintentional state Because in front of them, you are confident and natural, not flustered, not busy, and showing the best of you.
You won't worry about how embarrassing it will be to be rejected by her if you are too enthusiastic and take the initiative, because you don't want to soak her at all, you won't hesitate whether you shouldn't sit too close to her, whether you shouldn't ask her out for dinner because you don't want to soak her at all.
Therefore, the first thing to do in this trivial matter of picking up a girl is: despise her strategically, no matter how beautiful she is, she is just a girl.
In the same way, girls always feel that he seems to like me, why is he always so far away from me, why does he start to pretend to be busy without saying a few words when he chats occasionally, why is it obvious that it is a meal, but he doesn't say that he just eats together So you conclude that he doesn't seem to like me that much.
Wrong, it's actually because he likes you too much.
The above set of theories, Xu Tingsheng told his roommates in the riverside house, and the roommates had to squeeze in Xu Tingsheng's three huts tonight, because the dormitory couldn't go back tonight, and there was no one to live in.
"You crooked bastard, our 602 reputation has been ruined by you."
Tan Yao condemned the old crooked, and the roommates agreed.
Only Xu Tingsheng was an exception, he said: "Old crooked, thank you for sacrificing your life and thanking you for saving your life." ” At that time, downstairs in the dormitory, the pretty and charming flower girl of the Foreign Language Academy handed the scarf to Xu Tingsheng, surrounded by the broken hearts and murderous eyes of countless young men in Yanda.
In front of everyone's eyes, to pick up or not to answer Xu Tingsheng hesitated for a moment and asked Lu Zhixin: "There is a song that is very popular on the Internet recently, have you heard it?"
Lu Zhixin didn't know why he suddenly said this, and replied: "What's the matter, I usually listen to English songs, I can practice listening to the songs you say by the way, what's wrong?"
Xu Tingsheng scratched his head and said, "That's the case, our school has a pretty famous band on the Internet, called reincarnation or something, have you heard of it?"
"Well, I heard my roommate mention it."
"They recently came out with a new song called You Knitting Sweaters for Fools."
"What's it called" Xu Tingsheng said vaguely, but Lu Zhixin didn't hear it clearly.
Xu Tingsheng sighed, and said slowly and clearly: "You knit sweaters for fools." ” The courtyard flower girl, who is usually so indifferent that her temperament is a little indifferent, looked at Xu Tingsheng who was talking with a bitter face, and was dazed for a while, and then began to look like a blower with poor contact, pursing her lips and puffing out her cheeks, "Ku, Kuku" didn't hold back, and the courtyard flower girl laughed out loud without any image.
"Then what should I do now" The scarf of the courtyard flower girl who laughed so hard was still in her hand, and asked Xu Tingsheng while wiping the tears that came out of the corners of her eyes while wiping the tears that came out of her laughter.
What to do, how does Xu Tingsheng know what to do If this continues, the situation will be ugly Fortunately, someone broke the situation in front of him, and several bedrooms on the 5th, 6th, and 7th floors of the dormitory building where Xu Tingsheng was located began to commotion, and the people in the dormitory ran out shirtless with their noses covered.
All attention was drawn to it for a while.
Xu Tingsheng looked up, and a naked figure above shouted at him: "Xu Tingsheng, it's your bedroom, your bedroom is fucking blown up, and the old crooked is still lying on the bed." ” Xu Tingsheng didn't hear the explosion, but what the other party said was so serious, "It seems that something has happened in my dormitory, so I'll go up and have a look first."
Xu Tingsheng said to Lu Zhixin.
Lu Zhixin also heard what the person upstairs had just shouted, and the matter in front of her was very important, but it didn't seem to be as important and urgent as the explosion in the bedroom, so she quickly nodded and said, "Okay, you go quickly." ” Xu Tingsheng ran upstairs, and people kept saying to him along the way: "Go and take a look, the old crooked man is really pitiful." ” What's wrong with the old crooked, the first thing that can be made clear is that he has been tired recently, many times he is busy all night, and he has to eat supper when he is hungry at night, and his roommates and Li Linlin can't guarantee to bring him a meal.
Because of this, Xu Tingsheng specially bought him an electric pot, so that he could heat up cold rice and cold dishes together when he was hungry, or add a few ham sausages to cook instant noodles or something.
On this day, the roommates had their own places to go, no one helped to bring food, and the old crooked was too busy to pay attention, and fought hard for a day, and finally got the trial version of the platform.
Then, he finally found out that he was hungry.
Lao Crooked put instant noodles in the pot, and then thought that he should treat himself when he was done, so he began to rummage through the inventory of everyone in the bedroom, and added a few ham sausages, a few slices of ham, dried meat, and a little tofu milk that was only left in the soup after eating, as well as a few slices of dried tofu, and dried fish, In the end, he found half a pack of dried durian in Li Xingmin's cabinet, didn't think much about it, and put it in, it was durian, whether it was delicious or not, that taste, After doing this, the old crooked went back to bed and lay down waiting for the "meal", and then, he fell asleep, The pot was not fried, but it was dried, and there was an incredible smell coming out of the white smoke, burnt, durian, stinky tofu, fishy, mixed with all kinds of strange flavors.
The 603 next door was so stinky that it was about to vomit, and there was someone who was not afraid of death who ran out and found the source, and went in 602 to open the electric pot to see, The first thing he said when he ran back to the dormitory was: "The grass is old and crooked, and it seems to be boiling, but as a result, it is scorched."
Another replied: "These 602 people are too ruthless, starving a seriously injured man to this." ” Xu Tingsheng returned to the door of the bedroom with great perseverance, and to tell the truth, there was no one who tasted like that.
The people in the dormitory had already fled en masse, squatting at the other end of the corridor with the initiator, waving at Xu Tingsheng and shouting: "Electricity, the electricity hasn't been turned off yet, while you still have the courage to go in and close it, we can't do it." ” Xu Tingsheng pushed the door and walked into the smoky bedroom, the environment was like a fairyland, and the smell was similar to that of an earthen toilet.
After seeing the scene in the pot and smelling it for a long time, Xu Tingsheng threw the pot off the balcony directly after turning off the electricity, and the sewage river outside the wall of the dormitory area will take away the evidence of the crime and take away the "ugly".
Resisting the urge to vomit, Xu Tingsheng returned to his roommates and said, "Can you still go back to live?"
Everyone shook their heads in unison.
"Then let's go, I can only go to the house outside me tonight and squeeze for one night, right, the punishment is down, it's mine."
This chapter talks about the psychology of pickling girls.,Eh.,Actually, the point isn't that it's too heavy, I admit my mistakes.,Please don't abandon me.。
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