He Lie: "You are Han Jue's first apprentice, he won't expel you from the division immediately if you commit a crime.""
I'm actually not a senior brother" Wang Songjie: "How many times have you said before that you were expelled from the master, and now you don't have to be all in this way" "The situation was different from the current one, now this is" Luo Peiqi: "You are afraid of this, afraid of that, grinding and chirping, and crooked, it is really a shame for Teacher Han to be a disciple, not only to learn the master's craft, but also to learn the spirit of the master, do you think you have learned the spirit of Teacher Han" "After the master came back, in fact" Shen He: "Don't talk nonsense, this matter is so decided to warn you, "Zhang Zishang was surrounded by his colleagues, like a flat boat in the waves, and every time he was halfway through his words, he would be interrupted like a relay, chattering about the reasonableness of playing pranks and tricks on Han Jue.It's just another form of verbal violence.Huang Jin sat firmly on the Diaoyutai platform, didn't say anything, smiled as bright as a dog's tail flower, and quietly watched the development of the situation.Zhang Zishang is one enemy of four, and the four are still the old fritters in the variety show industry, the fledgling Zhang Zishang is obviously not an opponent, and he has always fallen behind.Zhang Zishang's mouth was about to wear out, and he couldn't persuade his interested colleagues, and finally he could only repeat a sentence: "Think twice, prank or something, it's really dangerous" Seeing that the situation was obvious, Huang Jin came out to be that fake rotten good person."
Don't embarrass the merchants."
Huang Jin said.Zhang Zishang was very moved, took a breath, and hugged Huang Jin fiercely.Huang Jin hugged Zhang Zishang, patted Zhang Zishang on the shoulder very understandingly, and then continued: "Anyway, whether Zishang agrees or disagrees, he can't change the plan of this prank." ”Huang Jin finally learned Zhang Zishang's expression and tone, and said: "If you are uncomfortable, go out, don't record it" Zhang Zishang was annoyed and ashamed, and immediately took back the arm that was on Huang Jin's shoulder to show the good of the brothers, and changed it to a fist to the flesh and hammer.Shen He and the others laughed, stepped forward very doggedly, pulled Zhang Zishang away, forcibly suppressed, and said that the wheel of history was rolling forward, and he Zhang Zishang tried to stop history in vain, which was tantamount to using a mantis arm as a car.Zhang Zishang crawled on the table, his eyes were blank, and he muttered: "Death, death" I don't know if he is saying that he is dead, or if someone else is dead.Huang Jin saw his pity and said: "Ordinary people want to be pranked by us, but we are too lazy to make a fool of ourselves."
We want to get close to your master immediately, so we want to play a prank on him. ”"Really" "Of course really" Huang Jin looked affirmative, "Think about it, when you came here to work on the first day, didn't we also welcome you with pranks, think about it afterwards, did we immediately become close" Shen He and the others cooperated with Huang Jin tacitly, and immediately "yes, yes, yes", "yes, yes", with a very sincere expression.Zhang Zishang fell into the trap, was confused, and felt reasonable.When Zhang Zishang first entered the extreme man, he was welcomed by the host and the program team with a prank.I was very impressed.At that time, Zhang Zishang became a new member of the extreme man, and when he came to work for the first time, he was elated, and kept talking about how hard he wanted to work on his first day of work in the car to work.Extraordinarily joyful.However, when he passed by the gate of the TV station, Zhang Zishang saw a large group of people gathered in the open space, and those people did not shout slogans, but held up a sign in silence, on which words were written to protest Zhang Zishang as a new member of the extreme man.The young Zhang Zishang knows that as long as he is an artist, he will inevitably have black fans.Even Zhang Yiman has black fans, not to mention him.Zhang Zishang also searched for a lot of black fans on the Internet, and it was uncomfortable at that time, but he didn't have much real feeling, and this day was the first time he saw black fans face-to-face, and he felt very different.Zhang Zishang watched those Zhang Zishang go back to be idols and boycott Zhang Zishang's brand, as if it were the coldest day, tears rolled in his eyes.Later, when he started recording the show, Zhang Zishang adjusted his mood, worked extra hard, and smiled like no one else.However, halfway through the recording, those black fans suddenly broke into the recording site.The program team was in a mess, and Huang Jin and Shen He stepped forward to stop it.Zhang Zishang was so frightened that he couldn't think about how the protesters could have infiltrated the TV station in large numbers.Zhang Zishang looked helpless, hiding behind his colleagues and shivering.In the end, when the protesters flipped the sign over, revealing the negative words of welcoming Zhang Zishang, Zhang Zishang knew that he had been mischievoked.As soon as his spirit was relieved, he really cried.In the comfort of everyone, Zhang Zishang sobbed and said how scared he was when he saw black powder downstairs not long ago.Shen He, who is always annoying in the show, patted Zhang Zishang on the shoulder and said that he would cover him in the future.At that time, Zhang Zishang was still a docile sheep, and after knowing that he had been mischievous, his first thought was to feel extremely happy.After this prank, Zhang Zishang is indeed the same as Han Jue, but Han Jue is not the same as him."
But I still think it's dangerous, and I don't recommend it."
Zhang Zishang said."
That's enough, if you really can't bear it, don't join the plan, just watch from the side when the time comes."
Everyone felt that Zhang Zishang was really timid."
Do you think I'm protecting myself by stopping the prank, well, I'm protecting you If the prank is halfway through, the master will be angry and can't stand it, and before you have time to reveal the secret, the master will give one of you a heavy punch," Zhang Zishang patted the table, mourning his misfortune and looking at everyone angrily, "What should I do" The scene was eerily quiet for a few seconds, everyone looked at each other, imagining the picture of being punched by Han Jue, and their hearts were a little hairy."
It seems to be really dangerous, or don't forget it," Luo Peiqi said."
Don't be afraid" Huang Jin is worthy of being the class leader, and he has no last resort, and he has already prepared a secret weapon to deal with Han Jue, "I told Zhang Yiman about this, if Han Jue gets angry at that time, I will connect to Zhang Yiman's mobile phone on the spot, and she will help us appease the angry Han Jue" "Wow" Everyone was amazed, and praised Huang Jin for his tricks.Zhang Zishang gasped.I don't know if Huang Jin accidentally hit the show for the effect of the show, or if the news leaked out in the circle, he actually worshiped him to the true Bodhisattva, pinched Han Jue's weaknesses firmly, and gave everyone the confidence not to scare Han Jue."
Inspiration from the last concert."
Huang Jin explained triumphantly.He witnessed with his own eyes at the stone bar how the brutal and indifferent Han Jue, partnered with Zhang Zishang, and was willing to take a step back.The back road was left behind, and then the discussion began to be about how to play pranks.Start brainstorming.He Lie took the lead in proposing: "When Han Jue was walking on the road, a hundred well-dressed men came out with baseball bats and water pipes, and when they saw Han Jue, they shouted that it was him, and then ran towards Han Jue with a murderous face" "Hahahaha, this is good, this is good" Huang Jin wrote this plan on the whiteboard behind him.Immediately afterwards, someone came to refute and find the loophole: "Eh, this is too pediatric." ”"If, if Han Jue picks up the wine bottle on the side of the road or something, and really beats the actor, how about I think he will do this kind of thing.""
I also think" Huang Jin simply wiped the plan on the whiteboard clean, "next" Everyone scrambled to speak, and one after another said the prank plan.However, it is very regrettable that several plans in a row have been overturned by tricky questions from various angles and have been invalidated.In the end, they stumble over each other, as if they were in the scene of a graduation defense, and while one person spoke, the others became mentors, asking various questions about the respondent's thesis.In this, there is also because the accident of Han Jue's appearance in the variety show is too unsolvable, resulting in many plans being vetoed by a sentence of what to do if Han Jue beats someone.Moreover, Han Jue is now a very discerning "survival master", and the stealth magic trick planned by him has amazed the tricky world, and ordinary pranks are bound to be useless.Except for the director, who hid behind the camera and quietly recorded all the plans one by one, the hosts were mostly frustrated.But the more depressed I became, the more I wanted to climb over the mountain of Han Jue's prank world."
I'll come" Shen He raised his hand high, and after attracting everyone's attention to his body, he grinned proudly: "When everyone has lunch together, we put a nest of fake cockroaches in the lunch box we gave him, how about opening it to scare him" "Vomit, disgusting" "You proposed, you will sit next to Han Jue at that time, in case Han Jue is frightened, he will just throw it on you." ”"What if Han Jue wasn't afraid of bugs," someone asked."
Then what is he afraid of," Shen He asked rhetorically.Everyone looked at Zhang Zishang's face very tacitly."
What is Han Jue afraid of?"
Huang Jin asked Zhang Zishang."
I'm afraid of death."
Zhang Zishang blurted out that he didn't need to think.Huang Jin and the others laughed.Han Jue's weaknesses exposed in our love bar are already well known.Han Jue's appearance in the amusement park and walking the suspension bridge in Qiong Province is too impressive.Zhang Zishang saw that the image of the master seemed to be damaged, so he immediately maintained it, and gave a further explanation for Han Jue's fear of death: "Master said that he is not very afraid of death itself, and the reason why he is afraid of death is because he is afraid that after his death, no one will take care of the cat at home, and the cat will only be close to the master and he alone, and others will not be able to raise it, and it will turn back into a wild cat."
He is also afraid that his good friends will be sad and sad, and he is even more afraid that he has not had time to finish watching the movies and comics of this world. ”It was originally supposed to be a slightly touching content, but it was said by the sycophant Zhang Zishang, and the effect was greatly discounted.Huang Jin continued to ask: "What is he afraid of besides death", "I'm afraid that someone will put fragile items such as plates or glass on the edge of the table, I'm afraid that the door will forget to close when I go out, and I'm afraid that the window will forget to lock it before going to bed", "Can you come and have something constructive." ”"I'm afraid of something unplanned."
Zhang Zishang said."
This is good, this can be used" Huang Jin wrote this sentence in the middle of the whiteboard, and then called on everyone to start making mind maps together.Everyone is talking about brain holes one by one, and there is still one who is vetoed.After half an hour of heated discussion, there was still only the sentence on the whiteboard about the lonely unplanned."
Zishang, you say" "This is not good. ”"The matter has come to this, you have no way out," Huang Jin smiled kindly, and came to demagogue again, "You are grinding like this now, you still have to be scolded if you scold, and as a result, you don't get any benefits, and you can't earn much."
Han Jue came to watch the show afterwards and found that he made such a big sacrifice, but as a result, you have few shots, what will he think, he will feel that he sacrificed in vain, you are not pleasing on both sides, too stupid.When the time comes, you'll be really miserable as an apprentice. ”After Zhang Zishang thought about it, he found that this was indeed the case.In Huang Jin's expectant gaze, Zhang Zishang sighed.The sigh was like a crack in the stone bricks of a castle."
Zishang, tell me what you think," Huang Jin asked.Zhang Zishang sorted out his thoughts, opened his eyes, and his eyes simply flashed with dazzling brilliance, "Master, he is suspicious by nature, has delusions of persecution, and does not trust the whole world," Zhang Zishang talked eloquently, "So to plan this prank, the first rule is that we must not add drama to ourselves, Master is the director, if the acting is too bad, he will be recognized on the spot, everyone must not draw snakes, my master taught me, less is more" "Less is more" Everyone was intimidated by Zhang Zishang's momentum and nodded vigorously."
I think that tomorrow morning we will be like this, and Master will be scared like this," Zhang Zishang said of his thoughts.When everyone heard this, they were shocked."
That's it, that's it," everyone's posture was like a fairy scattering flowers, howling and jumping up and down, clapping vigorously.Then they looked at Zhang Zishang one by one and shook their heads in surprise: "Wow, I didn't expect Zishang, you look harmless to humans and animals, and you have such bad ideas, it's really unseemly." ”"Director, you have to prepare something at that time" Zhang Zishang scolded Fang Xuan and included the people in the program team into the plan.The director smiled and nodded to indicate that it was no problem."
The whole plan is divided into three stages, what we are preparing is not a prank, but an art, and there must be no mistakes" Zhang Zishang now has his own prank philosophy: "If the prank is not natural, the person who is rectified will be unhappy, and the initiator will not be happy, so it is better to be ruthless at the beginning."
The more ruthless you are, the more you can appreciate the beauty of the idiom of false alarm. ”Everyone listened and only thought in their hearts: Is this still the moral bottom line of their extreme man hosting group, is this still their kind and innocent little sheep, "Zishang, you are very promising", "Hey, hey, where have you won awards" Zhang Zishang has been in the extreme man for so long, and he has long since changed from an innocent little sheep to an old fritter."
The extreme man chose you to come in, he really chose the right person" sighed, and everyone took Zhang Zishang's proposal as the core, and enthusiastically supplemented the depth, beauty, meaning, and level of the prank.When it came to a certain link, Zhang Zishang said: "Here, we still have to find a support." ”"Looking for support" Shen He looked at the crooked melons and cracked dates around him, and then assigned a task to Zhang Zishang without thinking, "They are unreliable, the women I know are all laughing stars, Zishang, you come to you as an idol, and there are more young female artists I know." ”Zhang Zishang flipped through the address book of his mobile phone, and found a number in it, belonging to the beautiful sister he met half a month ago, Weng Nanxi.After exchanging contact information with Weng Nanxi, Zhang Zishang initially thought that Weng Nanxi's mobile phone number was destined to be unknown to him for a long time.One is an actor, the other is an idol, there won't be much intersection, Weng Nanxi wants a number is polite.Having a number, and being able to call with a number, represent these two levels of friendship in the entertainment industry.Zhang Zishang was self-aware, but he never expected that Weng Nanxi would send a text message on the day the recording ended and had a brief chat.In the days that followed, the two also had occasional contact.If it weren't for Weng Nanxi telling Zhang Zishang early on, she had a crush she had liked for a long time.Zhang Zishang really wanted to get into trouble, thinking that Weng Nanxi was interested in him.However, because Weng Nanxi told him the secret that no one in the circle knew, Zhang Zishang felt that Weng Nanxi, a friend, was very suitable for his taste.Right now, with the opportunity to show his face in the extreme man, Zhang Zishang thought of Weng Nanxi, a new friend."
In this link, how about our trust to find Weng Nanxi," Zhang Zishang asked everyone."
Okay, good" and "no problem" Everyone was overjoyed and nodded again and again.Shen He's face was happy for a while, but he didn't know what he thought, and he became angry again for a while, and finally grabbed Zhang Zishang's collar and shouted: "You kid actually exchanged numbers with Weng Nanxi, I didn't exchange them last time I was recording" While Shen He was chasing Zhang Zishang and running all over the field, He Lie whispered into Huang Jin's ear: "Han Jue's movie and Weng Nanxi's movie are not of the same type, can two people put together" Huang Jin knew what He Lie was worried about, and shook his head to say that it was okay: "When Weng Nanxi came to promote last time, Is it more important to take care of Zishang is Han Jue's apprentice, Weng Nanxi must know, and she is willing to get so close to Zishang when she knows it, which shows that she doesn't care about competitors or anything. ”He Lie nodded: "That's right, maybe the two of them will take this opportunity to meet and become friends, and then the movie of the two will be released again, and it will not work if the reporter wants to sow discord and fan the flames, and Zishang doesn't have to be embarrassed about who to support." ”After a bit of a joke, everyone continued to perfect the prank.Looking at the words, lines, and symbols on the wall and a few whiteboards, they believed that the recording in a few days would definitely surprise Han Jue.The net that captured Han Jue had been slowly unfolded.t21902181