"I dreamed yesterday that I was participating in "Singer-Songwriter", and inexplicably I got to the finals, and the opponents were all bigwigs, and Master was also there!
The staff asked me to go on stage right away, and I was so panicked that I didn't know what I was going to sing about.Then I suddenly heard your voices, and I wanted to go to you, and found that a few of you were staring at a screen in the background, clenching your fists and shouting: "Turn!
Turn!
Turn!
】......"
Zhang Zishang said this, glaring fiercely at the four teammates who were eating breakfast."
Hahahaha!"
The teammates, who had been a little sleepy in the morning, laughed after hearing this.The captain said that this was a reflection of Zhang Zishang's true IQ and had nothing to do with them.Lu Baiyang thought that Zhang Zishang had scandalized them in his dream, otherwise they would not have been able to read the family lines of "The Voice of China" at the scene of "The Singer-Songwriter".They should be compensated.Wu Keli didn't think there was anything wrong with this.He even thinks that if Zhang Zishang really goes to participate in "Singer-Songwriter" in the future, it should be very interesting to play like this when he goes to visit the class!
With such fantasies, Wu Keli couldn't help but laugh.
[Miracle Boy] was eating breakfast packed from the road in the practice room, and Zhang Zishang talked about the strange dream he had yesterday."
And then, and then?"
Huang Hai was very interested in Zhang Zishang's dream and urged him to continue.Zhang Zishang continued: "Then I went on stage, first pretended to introduce it, and said, the song to be sung below is to call on people to put aside their preconceptions, giraffes will eat bones, goats will eat meat, and I will also write a good song......
"Hahahahahaha!
”The teammates laughed again."
Do giraffes really eat bones?""
Goats eat meat?
Really?
”"It's all true."
Zhang Zishang nodded solemnly, "When Master told me, I didn't believe it, but I didn't believe it until I checked the information."
There are no pure carnivores or herbivores in nature. ”[What have you and Teacher Han learned......]
The teammates wondered in their hearts."
Did you sing it?""
Sing.As soon as the music started, I followed the music in a daze, singing a song that I had never heard at all, which was equivalent to improvisation. ”Zhang Zishang thinks about it now, and he still has palpitations."
Did you win the championship?""
I won the first place in the competition with Master, so I know I'm dreaming when I think about it, right?"
Zhang Zishang was unusually sober.After Han Jue's second issue of "Singer-Songwriter" was sung, there was another compliment on the Internet.What the audience revealed sporadically meant that even though they had raised their expectations for Han Jue, the new works brought by Han Jue could still surprise everyone on another level.It's remarkable.Zhang Zishang does not have the luxury of hoping that one day he will be better than the blue, as long as he has the master's seven-point level, it will be about the same."
How many did you get?"
Deer Aries asked him.Zhang Zishang shook his head: "I don't know, I woke up halfway through the song." ”"Eh~~" Everyone felt a little bored, but they weren't too disappointed, after all, dreams are always like this, there is no beginning and no end, inexplicable."
The point is not this, the point is," Zhang Zishang said solemnly, "I wrote down the melody as soon as I woke up......
It's pretty good. ”The teammates instantly refreshed themselves and shouted to listen.Zhang Zishang then took out his mobile phone and played a short melody.Everyone was surprised that there really was.He used a tablet composition software, accompanied by softly humming the unshapeable lyrics, and the prototype of a song came out.My teammates thought it was good to hear, and they had never heard of it before.It's like a song falling from the sky.The captain advised: "Is there a prototype in reality, don't infringe." ”Zhang Zishang nodded: "When the time comes, go to the copyright music library to compare."
If it's a new song, it's just the homework of the month for Master to listen to. ”Wu Keli thought of something, suddenly his eyes were blazing, and he turned his head to look at all corners of the practice room."
What?"
Huang Hai didn't understand why Wu Keli added drama to himself without authorization.Wu Keli said: "I doubt this could be a sub-commercial with some hidden camera pranking us!"
”Zhang Zishang: "???
”Others: "!!
”When Wu Keli said this, the others immediately sat away from Zhang Zishang vigilantly.Zhang Zishang was stunned.The teammates stared at Zhang Zishang with an expression of "continue your performance".On this April day that is good for lying, they looked at the camera standing on the table, and the more they thought about it, the more it seemed possible.After all, Zhang Zishang became famous by pranking his master in "Extreme Man", and since then, he has let himself go, thrown away the lower limit, and exerted his amazing talent in prank guests.Just like seeing goats eating meat with their own eyes, they can no longer look at Zhang Zishang with the same eyes they once had.Early in the morning, Zhang Zishang brought a camera to the practice room to shoot this and that, and his behavior was very suspicious."
Everyone should be careful of the sub-merchants!"
Wu Keli couldn't find the hidden camera in the practice room, so he went to feel around Zhang Zishang, looking for a bugging miniature camera or something."
You're thinking too much!"
Zhang Zishang struggled, "This is really not a prank!"
”"It's scary to think too little," Wu Keli replied with palpitations, "I dreamed yesterday that I was talking about my girlfriend, but I found her recording and videotaping during the video, which scared me to wake up all of a sudden." ”Zhang Zishang pointed to the camera and defended: "This is really for filming normal variety shows!"
”Wu Keli shook his head, not convinced.This is not the first time that Zhang Zishang has been counterattacked by "Extreme Man".As he became more and more brilliant, funny, and popular in the show, the more he became tied to [wolf in sheep's clothing] and [fraudster] in the minds of his teammates.After all, the phrase "do comedy, do anything for fun" He shouted to his teammates extremely heroic and impassioned.Zhang Zishang couldn't explain it clearly, and he wanted to cry.He really wasn't playing a prank.Late last night, Zhang Zishang was invited out by Huang Jin to drink, and as soon as Zhang Zishang took his seat, he saw a camera in front of the table.Zhang Zishang thought Huang Jin was filming a personal video at the time.Huang Jin said no, he was filming a variety show.This variety show is contrary to all the variety shows currently on the market.No script, no director, no lighting, no recording......
Nothing, just a camera, a person being filmed.The artist who gets this camera has to use it to shoot his own life, the content is not limited, and the time is as he pleases, when he feels that the shooting is almost done, he chooses an artist friend in the circle of friends and transfers the camera to the other party.And so on and so on the relay is transmitted.Wait until a month has passed, and the director will take back the camera.At that time, there may be dozens of artists in the camera, or it may only be transmitted a few times, and there are only a few artists.There may be top actors among the artists, or there may be new comedy artists in the industry, the range is very large, the randomness is strong, but it is also very fresh.After Huang Jin finished explaining, he asked Zhang Zishang, do you understand?
Zhang Zishang replied, understood.Huang Jin said, it's good to understand.After saying that, he turned around and ran away.Zhang Zishang looked at the camera left on the table, completely messy.Is this being picked up yourself?
called Huang Jin, Huang Jin said yes, let him take a picture of something casually, and then hand it over to the next person.Zhang Zishang returned to the dormitory with the camera and told his teammates, and his teammates didn't think it was strange.Hearing that it was a new variety show directed by Huang Jin and "Extreme Man", they greeted the camera very actively.This morning, Zhang Zishang took the camera and began to shoot east and west, when he got up, chatting in the car, and eating.Although there is no script, everyone usually gets along quite interestingly, so the atmosphere has always been harmonious.Zhang Zishang didn't expect that it was only a time for breakfast, and the trust he said was gone.Zhang Zishang said that he would call Huang Jin to explain to them.They said that Huang Jin was not credible.is full of anger, a nest of snakes and rats, who doesn't know that the extreme man hosts the group and is ruthless to himself, and even more ruthless to outsiders.Zhang Zishang felt that he couldn't talk about it this day.Wu Keli suddenly asked, "Eh, what's going on outside?"
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”"I don't know."
Deer Aries asked, "What's wrong?"
”Lu Baiyang's [What's wrong] is not quite the same as Wu Keli's "What's wrong" asked.Wu Keli explained: "Several people ran over. ”Huang Hai stared at Zhang Zishang: "Is this part of a prank?"
”Wu Keli suddenly realized: "Whoever goes out is the first to be recruited, right?"
”Zhang Zishang rolled his eyes and wanted to hit the wall.Lu Baiyang listened carefully to the voices outside, stood up and said, "I'll go out and have a look." ”The people in the room were still persuading Zhang Zishang to confess and be lenient.The captain even induced Zhang Zishang to confess, saying that while Lu Aries was going out, everyone would unite to prank Lu Aries together.Zhang Zishang lay on the ground and hit the floor with his forehead, saying that he was really, really innocent.After a long while, the deer and the white sheep did not come back, and the captain stood up and said that he was going to find the deer and the aries.As a result, after waiting for a long time, the captain did not come back.Huang Hai is angry, say one or two, what's going on!
Then he said that he was going to bring people back, but Huang Hai did not come back.Wu Keli looked solemn and asked, "Is this also arranged?"
”Zhang Zishang rushed Wu Keli: "Go, go!"
You go too!
”Wu Keli really went, but he didn't come back.There was only Zhang Zishang in the practice room all of a sudden.Zhang Zishang waited for the air, and suddenly a carp got up from the ground, his expression was shocked: [Could it be that I am the one who was mischievous?!]
The thief shouts to catch the thief!
This routine is too deep!
】Zhang Zishang hurriedly got up, took the camera, and carefully opened the door.I didn't go out, but I put the camera out and used the lens to probe the surroundings.Everything is safe.The hallway was quiet and empty.Zhang Zishang listened carefully and found that the corridor was very messy and lively, and there were constantly excited screams one after another.
[On fire?
There are bandits?
Fans have taken over the company?
Zombie siege?......]
Zhang Zishang felt a sigh in his heart, feeling that his teammates who left him in the practice room were really too bad.Walking down the stairs, I noticed that the chaos was coming from downstairs.Downstairs is the floor where the trainees are located.And upstairs there are constantly people running down, there are staff, and there are also artists who have debuted for a long time.Zhang Zishang grabbed a senior who was quite familiar and asked if something was wrong downstairs."
Tsk."
The person who was pulled looked impatient and angry at first, as if he had been delayed for something important, but after seeing Zhang Zishang's face clearly, he suddenly became surprised, and he grabbed Zhang Zishang's wrist tightly with his backhand as if he was afraid that he would run away, and said, "It's just right!
You take me there!
”"Wait, wait, wait!
What's the matter?
What are you taking you for?
”Zhang Zishang held the camera in one hand and was dragged downstairs with the other, his face full of inexplicability.The senior shouted: "Han Jue is here!"
You take me to see Han Jue!
”