The picture went black, and when it lit up again, Jiang Qi appeared on the sofa in the center of the picture.This is in the dormitory of the Jupiter Maiden.Off-camera, Weng Yao acted as the choreographer and asked Jiang Qi what he was doing, Jiang Qi raised the book and said that he was preparing for "B&B Cottage"."
It's useless to become Dalitong, if you don't want to be a tour guide, you should read books related to B&B."
After Weng Yao finished saying this, Jiang Qi immediately asked her what books to read and what preparations to make.Next, every time Weng Yao answered, there was a scene of Jiang Qi struggling for it in the picture.
[You can learn how to change the quilt cover......]
As soon as Weng Yao's voice fell, the camera cut away, Jiang Qi was stacked with a bunch of quilts in front of him, with a serious expression, and his teammates on the side gave an order with a stopwatch, "Start", Jiang Qi rushed to the front of the quilt, and removed the quilt cover one by one, and his hand speed was fast.
【Brewing Coffee ......and Making Tea】As soon as the sky was bright, Jiang Qi brewed a cup of coffee according to the online tutorial, brought it back to the room, and woke up Weng Yao next door: "Yaoyao, drink coffee." ”The tone was very Pan Jinlian, so frightened that Weng Yao was completely sleepy, saying that he was used to getting up early to drink tea.
[Pastry and Snacks ......]
The camera presents the picture from a first-person perspective, and Jiang Qi wants to show the process of making egg tarts."
Tart crust!"
Jiang Qi shouted, grabbed a few egg tart skins with his hands, and threw them on the board with the technique of a heavenly maiden scattering flowers."
Whole milk!"
Shouting again, a box of pure milk with a coded trademark was put down with a bang."
Whipping cream!"
Fingers that had been stained with cream appeared."
Sugar!"
A handful of sugar was spilled, and half of it fell to the ground.The voiceover hears the roar of his teammates."
Egg yolk!"
An egg is tossed into the bowl, and the yolk slowly flows out of the cracked cracks."
Cornstarch!"
A pile of starch was scraped around on the board by a bank card, split into strips."
Oven!"
Jiang Qi shouted this, and the audience thought that an oven would be thrown on the table.Actually, no.Jiang Qi picked up the camera, pointed the camera at the huge oven on the kitchen shelf, and was silent for two seconds......
"Oven!"
”An oven instruction manual was thrown on the table.Shot after shot, the editing is quite sharp.Then it's time for the production part, beating the eggs, pouring the milk, stuffing them into the oven, the oven coaxing them to work, the roasting is over, and the tasting.Eight teammates appeared, each with an egg tart in front of them.While chattering "wait for yourself to clean up", everyone picked up the egg tart to eat, took a big or small bite, glanced at each other, the facial features on their faces were just ready to squeeze together, the picture instantly went black, the cheerful back music sounded, and the video jumped to the next B&B waiter's necessary skills preparation link casually.
【Pipe dredging ......】Jiang Qi was wearing a blue overalls, like a car maintenance worker, with a wrench and screwdriver pinned to his pocket, lying on a skateboard with rollers, and sliding under each sink with a flashlight."
How do you make it look like a car mechanic?"
Wu Keli questioned."
Don't ask," Zhang Zishang replied with a smile, letting Wu Keli watch TV, "You'll know right away." ”In the next second, Weng Yao's narration: [Auto Maintenance ......]
Jiang Qi went to a certain auto repair shop to observe, intending to learn technology, but was quickly sent out.Jiang Qi ran to the camera held by Weng Yao, and said with a sad face, this is too difficult.Weng Yao said that there was no way, so he could only start repairing the bicycle.Jiang Qi nodded, took out his mobile phone, and called Zhang Zishang, asking him to ride his bicycle when he recorded the show tomorrow, "I want to practice my skills." ”。
Zhang Zishang on the other end of the phone didn't know what his brain was adding, so he nodded again and again on the phone, and frequently said yes.Huang Hai slapped his thigh when he saw this, and suddenly realized, and said to Zhang Zishang: "I'll just say, why can't you see that bicycle of yours!"
”Zhang Zishang bit the corner of the pillow and wanted to cry without tears, the bicycle and the bicycle that gave Han Jue as a gift were master and apprentice models, when he received the call, he thought that Jiang Qi wanted to practice the skills of cycling, where would he think that she wanted to practice the skills of maintenance......
Lu Baiyang hurriedly persuaded Zhang Zishang not to be sad: "Although it is not a pink bridge, but after the linkage with "Homestay", it will be interesting to release it there." ”Zhang Zishang cried out after hearing this, and said, "But she can't fight it back after dismantling!"
Later, it was sent to the manufacturer for repair, and the manufacturer said that there were three parts missing......
Master and apprentice, master and apprentice......
At that time, I had planned to ride with the master, but the ......
"Everyone was silent for a long time, and they comforted Zhang Zishang, saying that the master-apprentice bicycle could not ride together, maybe it was the will of God, and it was a big deal to quit the master."
Zhang Zishang really stopped crying, as soon as he lost his pillow, he jumped up and was about to hit someone.On TV, Jiang Qi has been preparing for nearly two months of self-cultivation of homestay staff, and is finally about to take up employment."
I'm ready!"
Jiang Qizhi was complacent.At this time, Jiang Qi was still very optimistic, and she didn't know what kind of infernal hell would greet her.The audience didn't know it at first, but on the plane, when Jiang Qi faced the camera and humorously expressed her longing for this employment, the picture was like a lake with stones thrown into it, rippling, the tone became hazy, the timbre became distorted, and the picture jumped to the future.In this future clip, Jiang Qi and Zhang Yiman are in the same room, and the atmosphere is very solemn.I don't know what Zhang Yiman asked, but I saw Jiang Qi say with an embarrassed face: "I won't......"
Zhang Yiman was immediately shocked and said, "You won't know this?"
”Jiang Qi said with a more shocked expression: "Does it have to be?"
This is Goldbach......"
"Ms.
Jiang," Zhang Yiman didn't wait for Jiang Qi to finish speaking, and said solemnly: "After discussion with the company's management, you are not suitable for the company, which is a pity." ”Jiang Qi struggled: "Do everyone in the company know this question?"
”"No," Zhang Yiman shook his head in his hand, "The question just now is not a test of whether you will be able to, but the attitude of the interviewer!"
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”In the gloomy picture, Jiang Qi's face was like dead ash, as if Zhang Yiman's words were automatically translated in his mind, "This question just now is actually not a test of anything, I just want you to be eliminated!"
”The screen flickered, and a second clip appeared."
As an excellent Zhang's B&B waiter, how can you do without extraordinary physical strength!"
After Han Jue finished saying this, he waved his hand and asked Jiang Qi to run eight kilometers.After Jiang Qi finished running with great difficulty, Han Jue pulled up Jiang Qi, who was lying down, and said, "As an excellent Zhang's B&B waiter, how can you do it without knowing how to do it!"
”threw the gloves and planned to teach Jiang Qi some martial arts.Jiang Qi's face was pale, and she said, it would be better to teach her a few useful self-defense techniques, so that the female audience in front of the TV can also learn something, so that when she encounters lawbreakers, she will not be unable to do anything.After hearing this, Han Jue felt that it made sense, so he really planned to teach something."
Today, Teacher Han risked his life to hold a class in an illegal small class, and he talked about what to do when female audiences encounter illegal members of the opposite sex outside.Due to the difference in the physique of men and women, even if it is the same weight, women have basically no chance of winning against men, even if they hold a knife in their hands, if it is not a fatal move, it is likely to become a situation of 'taking the initiative to send a knife' in the end.Women often struggle with technology to compensate for physical differences without years of training.So, what to do in the face of this situation?
There is only one most effective way, and that is - run!
”Jiang Qi's face instantly turned whiter than just now."
What kicks, pokes the eyes, anti-wolf spray, as soon as the distance is close, the risk is great.Regardless of whether you are a man or a woman, it is best to run when you encounter an unfavorable situation outside.Practicing running well not only strengthens the body, but also saves lives at critical moments, so ......"
Han Jue turned his head to look at Jiang Qi, took back the boxing gloves in Jiang Qi's hand, and said, "Go, run another two kilometers, make up ten kilometers." ”Jiang Qi's body shook and fell down.The third futuristic fragment.Jiang Qi was busy and reading a book on the swing chair in the yard, the picture was literary and fresh, but three seconds later, a huge husky suddenly rushed and knocked Jiang Qi off the chair.In the fourth future clip, when the company took a group photo, Jiang Qi wanted to stand on the other side of Han Jue, she leaned over shyly and quietly, but was frightened by the black cat teeth hanging on Han Jue's shoulder, and her frightened face was left on the photo forever.The fifth fragment, the sixth moment......
Jiang Qi in it is miserable and miserable, which reminds countless viewers who have left society of the period when they first joined the company.But to the extent that Jiang Qi is so miserable, it is not just a realistic style, but a surreal style.After all, it is really unheard of for people who are bullied by their bosses and bullied by real cats and real dogs.………… After a few future clips, the picture returns to its normal tone.Jiang Qi said to the camera at an altitude of 10,000 meters: "I have known Teacher Han and Teacher Zhang for a while, I have met them several times, and I know that their personalities are very, very good.When I get to the B&B, they should be very gentle with me, but I hope they will be strict with me, because I plan to get a promotion and a raise, haha.Jiang Qi, come on!
”After Jiang Qi smiled and encouraged herself, she turned off the camera.The audience in front of the TV suddenly felt that Jiang Qi was so pitiful.