"Xiao Man, if the male guest does something to you, you will splash him with water.
"Oh."
"Xiaoman, if the male guest asks you for contact information, you must not give it."
"Got it."
"Xiao Man, wait for the male guests later" "Oh, Sister Qin, you always say that you are a male guest and a male guest, and you have a feeling that I am going to participate in the indecent and disrespectful show."
Zhang Yiman was in the back seat of the nanny car, playing with his mobile phone while listening to the nagging of Sister Qin, the agent in the front row.
"Is that the scum" Sister Qin carefully confirmed that the camera in the car was turned off again, and started a new round of storm admonitions.
"Oh, I asked you who the other party was, and you wouldn't say.
I'm not a kid anymore, I'll take care of myself.
It's time to go down.
Zhang Yiman waited for the car to stop, and immediately opened the door and got out.
There were already photographers waiting outside the car door.
It was a little hot outside, Zhang Yiman took the sunhat in the assistant's hand, put it on his head, and looked around for his destination.
He wears a black shirt on his upper body, and his burgundy hair is tied up on his left shoulder, revealing a white neck on one side.
As soon as she appeared on this street, the noise of passers-by around her had unconsciously subsided.
A breathtaking beauty.
Facing the sight from all directions, Zhang Yiman didn't care, it can be said that he has long been used to it.
From small to large, different scenes, the same reaction.
Escorted by a group of people, I passed through fans and passers-by, and finally came to the restaurant where the director was staying.
If this kind of store wants to appear on TV shows, it is generally a matter of relationship.
The owner of this specialty store is an American, who first came to Tip of the Tongue, and in order to open up the situation and become famous, he spent a lot of money to sponsor the program group.
The boss has been in the outer hall, looking at the two artists who came in a row are not well-known, and he is a little distressed about the sponsorship fee.
This is the so-called program traffic responsible combination, why I haven't seen it, the Chinese people don't look at me, the foreigner is bullying the boss, and his face is full of bitterness, so he can only comfort himself and say that the two artists are relatively good-looking, beautiful and delicious It's great to record the show while eating.
Zhang Yiman ate little breakfast, and now he feels a little hungry.
The director who had been waiting for a long time handed over a letter, Zhang Yiman took it and pulled out a little, and through the patterns on the paper, he knew that this was the questionnaire he asked.
I don't know how the male partner will fill it in, but she meditated for 2 hours.
Zhang Yiman looked around vigilantly to see if the male guest was hiding in a corner and looking at her, looking for it to no avail, Sister Qin said that the male guest was already inside.
Then Zhang Yiman put his mind at ease and saw how the other party filled in.
I hope he is a gentle and personable man, but don't be like Sister Qin said.
Draw out the questionnaire and expand: First question.
Q: What kind of girls do you like?
A: Girls who don't ask this kind of question.
Zhang Yiman's eyes widened, his small mouth opened slightly, and he took a breath and held it.
At this beginning, she had a hunch that something was starting to be wrong.
Q: If you love someone but you don't get it, how do you deal with it?
Answer: Why should it be uncomfortable, it is the norm to love but not to be able to, and love to get is the exception.
Q: How would you describe yourself?
A: Not a good person.
Q: What kind of girl will make you look twice?
Answer: It has eight eyes.
Q: How to prevent encountering scumbags?
A: More scum than him.
Treat the scum with sau, and heal the emotional wounds.
Q: What advice would you give to a 20-year-old girl?
Answer: Engage in more objects.
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Zhang Yiman covered his head, closed his eyes tightly, and shouted: "What is this?"
It's loud and devastating.
Sister Qin's face changed, and she stepped forward with a big stride. snatched the paper from Zhang Yiman's hand, wanting to see what unsightly things that scum had written to make Xiao Man look like his eyes were spicy.
Then I saw the Q&A above.
"It's too bad, it's too bad," Sister Qin's eyebrows rose when she saw it.
The program group, which has already watched the questionnaire, has been prepared for a long time.
Secretly smiling and filming Zhang Yiman's reaction.
The director has thought about it, and when this paragraph is released in the show, he will make a suspense and not disclose it first, so that the audience can wonder what Han Jue wrote.
Zhang Yiman thought to herself that what Sister Qin said was really not an exaggeration at all, the person who wrote the questionnaire was so annoying and disrespectful of those questions and himself The show still has to continue to be recorded, and after Zhang Yiman eased up, he decided that he had to see how there could be such a nasty person in this world, who was not gentle at all, not gentlemanly, and not sunny, and wanted to keep friends away from this person in the future.
Especially to keep Lin Qin away from him.
Zhang Yiman took the waiter's shoulders and went into the dark restaurant hall.
In her mind, she has imagined the male partner of this show as a world-weary and anti-social love scum old fritter, and is a lonely man with no friends, no family, and even no animals willing to get close, and a cold-blooded animal who does not feel the warmth of the world.
Although there was a question like do you like small animals in the questionnaire just now, and the other party also answered yes.
Crows, polar bears, pandas, cats, dogs, lizards, all quite cute.
But is this something that a normal person can answer?
What is your favorite female artist in the back, and the other party answered Lin Qin below.
People like this who like Sister Lin Qin will simply become a stain on Sister Lin Qin.
Zhang Yiman was brought to a table and guided to the sofa and dining table.
Seated.
Zhang Yiman knows that the situation inside must be seen outside, so he doesn't have to worry too much about his life's safety.
But she was still breathing carefully, and she could sense a dangerous humanoid monster about a meter in front of her.
After the waiter left, both sides could feel the other's presence, and both sides remained silent.
There was only the sound of breathing in the air, the noise in the distance, the sound of Zhang Yiman raising his hand to fiddle with his hair and the sound of clothes rubbing, the sound of Han Jue rubbing the skin of his cheek with one hand, and the sound of his lips opening and stopping when he wanted to speak.
But no one spoke.
This silence remained until the waiter came up with two glasses of water and guided the two to touch them.
"Thank you."
Han Jue thanked the waiter.
Zhang Yiman listened to Han Jue's voice in his ears, and the fantasy image of the obese and greasy man in his mind suddenly lost a little weight.
Because she felt that Han Jue's voice was quite good, like a soothing cello.
She has always been sensitive to sound, and she can't deceive herself into disgusting it.
Zhang Yiman's impression of the other party suddenly improved a little, but only a little.
Zhang Yiman felt that he had to start talking, otherwise his pair would become the most weightless pair in the entire show.
"Did you order?"
Zhang Yiman asked a question that she thought was important.
The voice was subconsciously suppressed in this environment.
But the cold voice still couldn't be concealed, and it reached the ears of Han Jue, who was also sensitive to voices.
Han Jue relied on the texture and timbre of his voice to imagine that the other party was a tall, thin, short-haired, and independent woman like a strong woman.
"No, my agent said that the program team has already ordered, and we will just eat it.
Do you have taboos?"
asked Han Jue.
"Ah, I don't have taboos, but I'm worried that the food will get in my eyes."
"It's okay, the seven tricks are all the same anyway."
Han Jue said lazily.
Zhang Yiman's hand holding the water cup tightened.
A bite of teeth.
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Sure enough, the demeanor of the taboo just now was all pretended, and I felt for a moment that there was a possibility of blaming him There was silence again.
This kind of atmosphere makes Zhang Yiman, who likes to talk, very uncomfortable.
She remembers that the last time she only said 2 sentences within 10 minutes of the show was the first time she appeared on the show after her debut.
No, the other party doesn't seem to know how to do the show at all, and he has to bring the rhythm up, otherwise he will lose the title of his variety show pistachio.
Zhang Yiman took a deep breath and cheered himself up.
"Let's introduce ourselves."
Zhang Yiman proposed.
I was secretly poking in my heart and was ready to give Han Jue a nickname.
"I'm a singer who debuted two months ago."
Zhang Yiman said first.
"Oh.
My words" Han Jue thought for a while, and then said, "I'm a waste wood now. ” Zhang Yiman was shocked, why would an artist use such sincere words to describe himself.
Even idol artists don't think they're waste.
"Why are you a waste of wood?"
"Why is this, I said I was a waste of firewood, wouldn't it be rude for you to ask that."
Han Jue didn't know if the other party was really curious or just answered.
"Ah, aren't you an artist, an idol actor, a singer, an artist," Zhang Yiman didn't understand Han Jue's words.
"Then I'm going to have a little bit of a relationship with the artist.
Sensitive, paranoid, depressed, selfish, casual, rambling, with amazing memories, passionate, dreamy, and almost like an artist with his own biography.
But I have no talent, so I'm just a combination of the above words, that is, a waste wood.
Han Jue said it to Zhang Yiman opposite, and also to the program team.
Zhang Yiman didn't know whether to kindly dissuade the other party.
You're an artist who wants to be on TV, hey, it's really okay to say it like this, and I'm not afraid of losing fans "But, but what about your profession in this world, there is no wastewood, this profession."
Zhang Yiman stumbled.
"I'm an artist by profession."
Han Jue smiled in the dark.
"Ah, but you just said," Zhang Yiman couldn't understand Han Jue's routine.
"I'll reintroduce it.
Hello, I am a national first-class retired performance artist, and I am also a senior performance artist.
In order to pass the boredom of waiting for dinner, Han Jue began to talk nonsense seriously.
"I'm a singer with this instrument, I don't know anything."
Zhang Yiman was stunned for a moment.
Han Jue was also shocked, you are a singer, you still ask such a question He really didn't expect that the girl on the other side sounded like a strong woman who could make people speechless, but she was actually so stupid.
Han Jue silently picked up the water cup without saying a word, and didn't want to explain the other party's question at all.
The kind of behavior of explaining the stalk in person is really the stupidest thing, and you can't be stupid with the other party. t21902181t21902181