There are two situations in which a man likes a girl.
Some girls, when you see her, you want to sweat a little healthy in bed with her in the future; And some girls, when you see her, you just want to write poems for her.
"I'll read you a poem."
Han Jue said to Zhang Yiman, who had been nestled in his arms for twenty minutes.
"Okay, okay" Zhang Yiman was very happy, she didn't expect Han Jue, a big fool, to write poems for her.
"Then listen up."
Something was brewing in Han Jue's eyes.
"Hmm."
Zhang Yiman responded crisply, his eyes lit up, and he gently touched the silly dog in his arms.
After the stupid dog couldn't break free from Zhang Yiman's embrace, he resigned himself to his fate and continued to sleep with his belly open.
Plus, it's comfortable to be stroked.
Han Jue moistened his throat, and then said in a soothing and grainy voice: "When you are old, and your hair is gray, and you are sleepy, Snoozing by the fire, please take down this hymn, Read slowly, remembering the softness of your eyes in the past, Remembering the heavy shadows of their past" It's a new poem that hasn't been seen before.
Zhang Yiman stopped his movements, quietly, and listened carefully to the picture depicted in Han Jue's words.
The slanting sun outside the window that is close to dusk renders the interior of the house as a warm haven.
The sun shone on the soft taupe sofa, on which a man, a woman and a dog were lying.
The men were reading poems, the women were listening to them, and the puppies were sleeping in their midst.
The light is just right, the atmosphere is just right, and the mood is just right.
Beautiful as a pictorial.
The sullen directors and screenwriters were suddenly intoxicated by this beautiful movie-like picture and couldn't extricate themselves.
They feel that this is the plot they want, and this is the correct way for us to fall in love, this celebrity hypothetical love variety show Finally, when it came, they wanted to celebrate with excitement.
Until they finish listening to the back.
Han Jue glanced at Zhang Yiman quickly, and then continued to use the subwoofer to say in the same tone: "Since you have thought about it so much, you might as well think back to the time when I read this poem, the sore old waist, the legs with poor blood, and my pretended calm face." ” “” For a moment, the director couldn't manage his expressions.
His jaw fell at a rate of five centimeters per second, and the whole person became very sluggish. “” The screenwriters instantly straightened their waists, tilted their heads as if they were punched, and their expressions were ravaged like being rubbed by someone rubbing mahjong, with a ridiculous face: "Ouch, I'm big" "Grass" Xiao Zhou roared out the last word that the screenwriters wanted to say and stopped.
This word is the heartfelt words of everyone except Guan Yi and Sister Qin.
Cohabitation cottage.
Every time Han Jue asked Zhang Yiman to think about it a little more, Zhang Yiman's smile was a little less, and finally she looked at Han Jue expressionlessly.
Han Jue's head didn't move, his eyes were spinning.
Seeing Zhang Yiman staring at him, his gaze fled.
"Sour" Zhang Yiman looked down at Han Jue's lying position, then raised his head and asked, "It's because I'm too heavy."
The stupid dog seemed to feel a mass of evil that could not be forced, his body shook, he woke up in horror, and took the opportunity to jump off the sofa and run away in a few steps.
Even dogs have a desire to survive, how could Han Jue, a master of survival, not have it "How can there be no no, you won't think too much" Han Jue immediately denied it five times, "It's a matter of sitting posture, a matter of sitting posture." ” Han Jue had words of suffering in his heart.
Zhang Yiman's body is soft, it is indeed very comfortable to hold, and the person is indeed not very heavy, but after he was knocked down by Zhang Yiman, his waist has been bent.
In order not to be too close to Zhang Yiman, Han Jue's legs have been placed under him all the time.
Although this is a gentleman, it is a little more gentlemanly, but it is extremely tiring.
At first, he thought that Zhang Yiman was just lying on his stomach for a while, but he didn't expect Zhang Yiman to lie in his arms and keep talking, and his interest was very high, and Han Jue couldn't find a chance to interrupt her, saying that he had a sore back.
So he could only hold on all the time.
I really couldn't hold it anymore, so I told the matter in an interesting and tactful way.
Han Jue thinks that thanks to his dancing skills, otherwise he would have to waste his waist for several days if he twisted his waist for twenty minutes and remained motionless.
However, even if he knew that it was not because of his weight that Han Jue's backache was caused, Zhang Yiman was still unhappy.
Zhang Yiman poked Han Jue's waist with his fingers without any emotion, and asked without any emotion on his face: "Is it sour here or not sour here and here?"
"Don't, don't."
Han Jue stretched out his hands and tightly tied Zhang Yiman, preventing him from causing secondary damage, and at the same time twisted his waist to dodge and shouted for mercy.
Zhang Yiman was hugged tightly by Han Jue in another attitude, and his mood was a little better.
Attacking and defending, after she was out of breath for a while, although she missed the temperature in Han Jue's arms, she still sat up obediently.
As soon as Han Jue sat up, he twisted his waist like a wave of wheat.
Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net
Zhang Yiman snorted, and waited until Han Jue breathed a sigh of relief and sat down firmly before she hugged the pillow and sat down next to Han Jue shoulder to shoulder.
After the two of them sat up and chatted, the topic became much more serious.
"Uncle, what are your plans for the new year" Zhang Yiman pointed his toes on the ground, attracting the stupid dog who was hiding in the distance and observing seriously.
"There will be an English album, and the concert is just a possibility."
Han Jue said.
In fact, there is still a movie that is about to be made, but Han Jue did not say it in front of the camera.
Also, he may have helped Zhang Yiman make an album, but he didn't say it directly.
"Why don't you release the Chinese album first" Zhang Yiman was surprised.
Han Jue smiled and said, "Because I'm only a little well-known in the United States now." ” "I'm looking forward to your new song, uncle, you haven't released a new song for a long time."
Zhang Yiman pouted and felt pity.
Zhang Yiman has never been to Han Jue's house, and of course he doesn't know that Han Jue has been releasing new songs at a terrifying speed, but he no longer posts them on the Internet.
"Now the popularity in China is slowly rising, and I will have the opportunity to release an album in the future."
"That's right, now many people praise you for writing songs well," Zhang Yiman jumped up all of a sudden, and then didn't know what to think, and his tone was a little lower, "More and more people are discovering that the uncle is good." ” When Han Jue and Zhang Yiman were not famous, at that time, one of them was a down-and-out artist who did not have a next brokerage company, and the other was a rookie singer whose new debut was still in the stage of mixing faces, and none of them thought about what would happen in a few months.
At that time, Han Jue's reputation was still very bad, but Zhang Yiman chose to trust his own judgment instead of believing the media reports, helping Han Jue find a performance and teaching Han Jue to sing and play the piano.
Actually, she was proud.
Because she believes that she has a unique eye, only she can see Han Jue's goodness at a glance, which makes her feel a kind of muffled joy to make a fortune.
What happened later also proved that she was indeed unique.
First of all, she was very popular, and then Han Jue also rose in popularity.
This is a good thing, she is sincerely happy for Han Jue.
However, she gradually heard more than one female artist in front of or behind the camera in more than one show, and bluntly said that her favorite male singer in the near future is Han Jue, and she is most looking forward to cooperating with Han Jue, and her ideal boyfriend is Han Jue.
This makes Zhang Yiman, who is young and not rich in love and theory, worried.
I'm worried that Han Jue will finally shine and be coveted, and Han Jue will not like others to go and no longer treat her well When she was in the United States, Han Jue's ex-girlfriend came to the door, and she was forced to be anxious to finally muster up the courage, however, if she had to face so many opponents with different types and postures at the same time "Then they all have to thank you."
Han Jue bumped Zhang Yiman with his shoulder.
"What" Zhang Yiman wondered.
"It's because of the time you put into me that makes me so precious."
Han Jue turned his head and looked at Zhang Yiman with sincere eyes.
"What" Zhang Yiman was embarrassed by Han Jue, and leaned his little face on Han Jue's shoulder with his eyes closed.
"I mean really," Han Jue said seriously, "As the old saying goes, what to drink water does not forget to dig wells, predecessors planted trees and later people enjoy the shade, and even the grace of dripping water must be reciprocated, if my fans want to like me, they should give you money first." ” "Hahahaha, you are talking nonsense" Zhang Yiman smiled and gently hammered Han Jue, in fact, he was already overjoyed and very satisfied.
Yes, I was the first to come, I shouldn't be afraid, I should be the Great Demon King, I don't know if I woke up to the gentleness that Han Jue only showed to her alone, or remembered the law of the first month near the water, Zhang Yiman suddenly became very confident.
Hmph, I won't let anyone come With such a determination made, Zhang Yiman stretched out his hand and hugged Han Jue's arm tightly, smiling sweetly.
I have to get my uncle used to my hug first.
Zhang Yiman set a small goal for himself.
However, the topic that was finally serious was taken by Zhang Yiman, and he was going to be pink again.
The director is naturally happy, but Han Jue is very unhappy.
If the posture became so tight again, Han Jue felt that he couldn't talk anymore this day.
Because he summed up the law, once he was physically touched by Zhang Yiman, he would be beaten in a negative state and his level would be greatly lost.
And if Zhang Yiman dominates the topic, things will get out of control and develop in a terrible direction.
"I'm going to use my left hand to get the water on the table, can you let go first?"
"It's not good, my left hand is empty, I'll help you get it" "I'm going to twist the cap with both hands."
"I'll screw it for you" "But you only have one hand."
"I still have teeth" “” Han Jue and Zhang Yiman, the two of them had a tug of war over the ownership of Han Jue's left arm.
There was a knock on the door.
"Go."
Han Jue instructed Zhang Yiman.
Zhang Yiman trotted over, took the task card from Xiao Cheng outside the door, trotted back again, and pasted it next to Han Jue.
Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net
Han Jue felt that this silly girl was as clingy as Valentine's Day at home.
Zhang Yiman opened the task card and read it out word by word: Working couples, today is the first time they meet after the New Year, and it is also the first time to return to the cohabitation cottage after the New Year, please enjoy the first dinner of the new year in the cabin, and have a live broadcast while eating "Wow, it's going to be live" Zhang Yiman was very happy.
"You've had a live broadcast before," Han Jue asked Zhang Yiman.
"No," Zhang Yiman shook his head, "I've always wanted to interact with fans live, but I didn't have fans before, and now I don't have time." ” Zhang Yiman's leisure time is spent on love training courses, so he has no time.
Han Jue said: "I haven't done a live broadcast either, so let's try it together." ” "Good" Zhang Yiman was very pleased.
When young people first fall in love, they usually care about every new thing they try with the person they like, and they think it is quite meaningful.
And among Zhang Yiman's 100 things to do with her boyfriend, there is a live broadcast together.
Because there were no ingredients for dinner, Han Jue did not show his cooking skills.
The two of them ate the dishes bought by the program team, and the coffee table was full.
The stupid dog smelled the smell and began to pull the coffee table again, screaming and wanting to eat.
Han Jue followed the staff to debug the computer and prepare for the live broadcast, Zhang Yiman hugged the stupid dog and fed the stupid dog one by one with the dog food sent by Xiao Zhou.
In the end, the platform for the live broadcast was selected on Weite, and Zhang Yiman's account was used.
As soon as I connected to the live broadcast interface, hundreds of fans poured in.
Did I read the wrong Mr.
Zhang, who started the live broadcast First, first Finally made me wait for this day, what day is it I rubbed Han Jue Fairy couples send dog food online Then someone should have gone to report the news and run to tell each other, and then there were fans pouring in one after another, and it reached 500,000 in a few minutes.
In the comment area, hundreds of speeds are swiping the screen every second.
"That's a lot of people."
Zhang Yiman exclaimed.
"It's just such a few people, don't worry, let's eat first, and we'll start when we wait a little more."
Han Jue beckoned Zhang Yiman to eat first.
At this time, it was dark outside the window, and Han Jue was already hungry.
At this time, the two sat on the floor between the sofa and the coffee table, eating and broadcasting for the audience watching the live broadcast.
The two of them ate very realistically, very unpretentiously, and unabashedly in their mouthfuls, and really made some viewers who had just finished eating hungry.
"What to do in the live broadcast" Zhang Yiman felt very curious about the live broadcast, and after eating two bites of food, he had to look up to see how many people came in.
Han Jue was very worried, as if his own child was addicted to the Internet, so he could only put the dishes in Zhang Yiman's bowl and tell Zhang Yiman to eat.
Zhang Yiman was obedient, and after eating two bites obediently, he turned his attention to the computer again.
"Let's chat, or show your talents," Han Jue pondered, "What kind of talent will you have?"
"I will" Zhang Yiman chewed a big mouthful of rice, pondered for a moment, and then his eyes lit up, and he said proudly, "I don't open my mouth when I apply mascara" "What kind of talent is this," Han Jue almost squirted out of his rice.
However, the screen is all so powerful, real and fake, and Teacher Zhang is too powerful "Don't spoil her."
Han Jue said depressedly to the camera.
In the screen, someone in the comment area is swiping: If you have the ability, you can come Teacher Han, you can perform a talent.
Teacher Han comes one, Teacher Han comes one "What I'm best at wasting my time is performing now.
The other talents are only singing, but as the so-called meat is not eaten, the seat is not sitting, and the song is not sung without accompaniment, so it's a pity that I can't sing.
Han Jue unhurriedly excused himself.
"Uncle, I'll help you" Han Jue immediately turned his head to Zhang Yiman, and stopped before she could finish speaking: "Come, eat this, eat more." ” Zhang Yiman pouted, but still ate the vegetables that Han Jue had sandwiched.
Comment area: You have the ability to let Mr.
Zhang finish speaking "Don't struggle."
Han Jue looked at the camera with a helpless expression, looking very embarrassed.
After a while, Han Jue and Zhang Yiman were teasing with netizens while eating, when they were interrupted by a doorbell.
"Ding Dong Ding Dong" Someone rang the doorbell at the door.
Zhang Yiman went to open the door, and when he came back, he came back with a guitar with a smile.
"What is this, give you three seconds to take away" Han Jue seemed to see something dazzling and unseeable, covering up and avoiding his gaze.
"Come" Zhang Yiman, coaxed by netizens to do a good job, still stuffed the guitar into Han Jue's arms.
Han Jue took the guitar and looked at the screen, there were already four million viewers.
"Okay, but what should I sing" Han Jue held the guitar and plucked the strings casually, thinking about what to sing.
Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net
Singing old songs or singing silly songs or new songs Han Jue thought to himself.
Han Jue was thinking about it, when he felt that the stupid dog was about to step on his lap.
Han Jue pushed the stupid dog down, and suddenly had an idea in his heart, so he said to Zhang Yiman: "I know what to sing."
You see, on the day Chapter 2 came, I sang a song to Chapter 2, and now that Chapter 3 is here, according to tradition, I will also sing a song to Chapter 3. ” New song, wow, I'm looking forward to it Song Yin, come in and ask for songs A whole bunch of singers are about to cry and faint, and people are not as good as dog series.
My real name wants to be Chapter 4 "Okay, okay," Zhang Yiman was quite happy when he heard that Han Jue was going to sing a new song.
But when she thought of one thing, she immediately became angry, "But the day you met me, uncle, you didn't sing anything" "Don't make a fuss, what are you comparing to a puppet and a dog" Han Jue stabilized his expression, he really wanted to knock the stupid girl's head.
Han Jue simply plucked the strings a few times, and then sang: I'm going to take you everywhere to fly Travel all over the world to see it No worries, no sorrows Free and easy, and cheerful in body and mind Han Jue lowered his head and sang shallowly, his singing voice was simple, and he hardly used any skills, but it was this sincere and leisurely feeling that made the live broadcast room quiet all of a sudden.
In fact, everyone doesn't expect Han Jue to come up with a good new song, because the live broadcast is indeed not the most suitable way to release new songs.
But Han Jue sang so honestly While the audience was delighted, they also cleaned up their mood and listened carefully to Han Jue's new song.
When I heard this, I listened to it.
Zhang Yiman, as the closest audience to the scene, leaned back on the sofa, her arms crossed the sofa, holding her chin and tilting her head to stare at Han Jue, her eyes shining as if she had seen the most dazzling baby in the world.
Forget the pain, forget the sadness Together, we set off on a wandering Although there are no beautiful clothes But there is hope in my heart In fact, the guitar accompaniment is a bit low and a little dark, giving people the feeling that they can't fly.
But Han Jue's voice was faint, with a kind of beauty that had seen the vicissitudes of the world but cherished hope, and sang a kind of leisurely.
It is as if you want to get rid of the shackles, fly like a feather, and be as free as a child.
This song has a general texture at the junction of light and dark, with black, white and gray.
The audience slowly shook their bodies to the beat, beating the beat.
We're going to fly to that faraway place Look at the world and it's not so bleak We're going to fly to that faraway place Look at the world is still a piece of light The lyrics of this song are simple enough for children to understand, but it has the power to make adults feel emotional.
"It's good, it's good" Zhang Yiman smiled like a flower, applauding desperately like a fur dog.
After Han Jue stopped the guitar, he recalled that in his previous life, he often saw literary middle-aged uncles on the Internet after tea and dinner, and they would play music to eat without saying a word.
Now he tried it, and he thought it was pretty cool.
"Uncle, what's the name of this song?"
asked Zhang Yiman.
"Zhang San's song," Han Jue put the guitar aside and explained, "it's Zhang San of Zhang San and Li Si, not only for Zhang San, a new member of our family, but also for thousands of ordinary Zhang San all over the world." ” Han Jue glanced at the comment interface of the live broadcast and found that someone was hacking him with rhythm Han Jue's song actually only expresses one meaning: Father-in-law, it will be good for your daughter to travel with me in the future, don't bother you, you can rest shocked Han Jue to openly provoke his father-in-law in front of millions of fans Han Jue was dissatisfied with Zhang's father taking Teacher Zhang to travel everywhere during the Spring Festival, as evidenced by songs The comments were swiping quickly, but Han Jue swept them over and still saw some.
Seeing that he was dumbfounded, he felt that these people were willing to give up because they wanted to make a big news for him.
Zhang Yiman also saw these comments on Han Jue's side, compared to Han Jue's bared teeth, she laughed heartlessly.
Note: Zhang San's song Li Shouquan The singers who have covered this song are Cai Qin, Qi Qin, Zhang Yu, Xiao Jingteng, Peng Jiahui, and Zhang Hang Here, the pure guitar version is in the suspended version. t21902181t21902181