This is unimaginable, if it weren't for the mountain god's quick reaction and directly helped me up, my head would have been cut off by this person in a red official robe!
And now I look at the middle-aged man standing on my kang, that man is full of heaven, his chin is round, and his whole body exudes a righteous qi, and he doesn't look like some kind of demon or monster.
"Lord Stove?"
The mountain god was beside me and asked the middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man saw that the mountain god knew him, and replied in a thick tone: "Yes, it is this king, a few days ago, the heavenly court just discussed who would arrest this woman, and the wind reached my ears. ” This is really right with the mountain god's guess, they will come to arrest me in the next two days, I didn't expect it to be so fast, and the mountain god listened to the words of the king of the stove, and did not take his words in his eyes, turned his head to look at me, grabbed me and threw it at the king of the stove, and said to me: "Go and kill him." ” This mountain god simply didn't think about whether I could deal with the stove prince, so he threw me over, and the stove prince didn't seem to expect that the mountain god would say that he would kill him so directly, his eyebrows suddenly wrinkled, and when I rushed towards him, he directly stretched out his hand to me and slapped me on the shoulder, and a huge pain spread from my shoulder to my whole body, and my mouth couldn't help but let out a miserable scream, and immediately fell down to the kang.
This is in the old lady's house, the old lady has just fallen asleep now, I am afraid that the sound of my screaming will wake her up, when I screamed halfway, I quickly stretched out my other hand to cover my mouth, and the mountain god will also jump down from the kang, and a hand will pick me up from the ground, and scold me in a low voice It is really useless, and then grab my two hands, lean directly on my back against his body, and say to me: "I will teach you to memorize the mantra of adjusting the aura in the body, and you must remember every move and style you will know, use these moves, Integrate with the qi in your body, and you can kill this stove king by hitting it. ” The mountain god taught me to teach seriously, directly took my hand, turned my arm luck, raised his eyes to look at the king of the stove, and said to him: "Come on, if you have the ability, come and kill me." ” It is impossible for the Lord of the Stove not to recognize the identity of the mountain god, and snorted coldly and said to the mountain god: "If you are fortunately not under the control of our Central Heavenly Palace, if it is under the control of the Jade Emperor, these evil things you did in the past would have put you in the heavenly prison a long time ago, this woman has committed countless sins, killed the gods indiscriminately in her previous life, and harmed the people in the world in this life, instigating Liu Xian to do evil, if I don't arrest her back, it will be difficult to pay tribute to those dead souls!"
” As he spoke, the Lord of the Stove rushed towards me and the mountain god.
This is really ridiculous, wasn't the person I harmed in the mortal world killed by Liu Longting?
Now they have thrown all these black cauldrons on me, what kind of heaven is this day, and what kind of god is God!
When the mountain god controlled me to fight with the Lord of the Stove, controlled my hands and feet, and fought with the Lord of the Stove hand by foot, and when I needed the spirit to attack, the mountain god turned his head to my ear, and strands of hair spread out to my cheeks, and taught me those spells while fighting, so that I could memorize them myself.
This stove prince was originally in charge of the stove, such a small god compared with the mountain god, naturally is beyond his strength, there are not a few rounds at all, even if the mountain god is controlling me, he directly beat the stove prince from the back room to the door, until the last kick, directly kicked the stove prince to the wall next to the stove, the stove prince fell on the wall and instantly rolled under the stove, fell in love with the dust and dust, very embarrassed.
Now the Lord of the Stove was beaten by us and lay in front of the stove, the expression of the spirit just now was suddenly gone, lying on the ground and constantly scolding me and the mountain god for not dying well, he is also a righteous god in the world, but it is the turn of us to be bullied by the two devils, telling us to wait for him to report to the Jade Emperor to see how the Jade Emperor cleans us up.
This stove prince is like an eight-year-old child, if you can't beat it, you will go to your parents, and of course the mountain god will not give him the opportunity to go to heaven to sue, when the stove prince wants to incarnate into the stove, he directly let go of me He walked over alone, grabbed the stove king's feet and pulled it out fiercely, the whole person of the stove prince was pulled out by him, and the mountain god, directly in front of me, pinched the neck of the stove prince, and leaned towards the face of the stove prince, from the eyes of the stove prince, sucked out a white essence, And the Lord of the Stove struggled painfully in the hands of the mountain god, turned his head to me, and his eyes showed a look of help to me.
My heart was softened by the eyes of the Lord of the Stove, after all, this is a god, no matter how bad Liu Longting was before, he didn't dare to kill the god, and the mountain god now not only wants to kill the god, but also absorbs the essence of the god, if this is investigated, it will be the same as me.
"Mountain God, why don't you let him go."
I whispered to the mountain god, I was also very weak in my heart, after all, the prince of the stove came to kill me, and now I want to save him, this kind of story of the farmer and the snake, I am not the first time to experience.
And after hearing my stiffness, the mountain god turned a hideous face with me, and he didn't bother to pay attention to me for a while, but even increased his strength, and sucked all the essence in the body of the stove prince and the corpse clean, at this time, in the room mixed with the bright moonlight outside, only me and the mountain god were left.
After the mountain god sucked the breath of the king of the stove, his expression was much better, the lips were delicate, and his face was whiter by the moonlight, and when he saw me standing not far from him, he looked at me very dissatisfied, and said to me: "If you give him a chance, he will take your life in turn, if I see you so stupid next time, don't blame me for being unkind to you." ” As he spoke, he lifted the curtain and walked into the inner room alone, lying in the same position where he had just been lying.
And I also know that I made a fool just now, in fact, I myself hate my soft-hearted character at every turn, but now that the Lord of the Stove is dead, there is no point in thinking about it, so I can only go into the house and climb up to the kang.
It's just that when I climbed the kang, the mountain god was beside me, and he was still staring at me with an angry look, but suddenly his eyes unintentionally turned to my chest, and he immediately turned his head to look at the cabinet next to the bed, and called me coldly to hurry up and get dressed.
When the mountain god said this, I immediately looked at my clothes, I was wearing the old lady's floral clothes after taking a bath, and the neckline of the old man's summer clothes was still relatively large, and when I bent over and lay on my stomach, the collar was wide open, revealing two large white breasts. ……。
This was extremely embarrassing, I was so shocked that I didn't know what to say for a while, so I quickly covered my clothes and lay down, and then I was very depressed and followed the mountain god and said that it had been done.
At this time, the old lady was still sleeping soundly, and she snored slightly, and the sound of our fight just now did not wake him up, and when I was about to close my eyes, then the mountain god suddenly said to me, "You go and sleep next to the old man, don't be next to me." ” This is what I am willing to be next to him, obviously just now the old lady heard him say that we are a couple, so let him sleep next to me, the mountain god he didn't refuse at the time, and now in turn, say that I am next to him, as if I took advantage of him, I finally lay down, and stood up angrily, slept next to my grandmother, looking at the appearance of the mountain god, I really want to scold him for being a real dick and lonely, deserving to be single for a lifetime, what a waste of face But it's okay for him to be like that, after all, I am still different from him, and when we are together in the future, I don't have to guard against him at all.
When we got up in the morning, we said goodbye to the old man, and I don't know if it was the mountain god who helped the old man heal his legs and feet last night, and the old lady who was still limping when she walked yesterday lost her crutches when she got up this morning, and she walked like a fly, and even her eyes were better, and she always praised me for being good-looking.
However, when I said goodbye to the mountain god and her, the old lady didn't know what was going on, so she knelt directly at the door of their house and knelt down towards us, with tears in her eyes: "Congratulations to the mountain god and god, I wish the god and the king will always be safe and sound." ”