When I got to the door, I heard something arguing inside.
"Why me?"
Reger asked, "Do you like sleeping with men?"
"Oh, come on."
Sneijder asked back: "Do you want to squeeze in between two men?"
It turned out to be about sharing quilts when sleeping at night.
Steve said jokingly: "Actually, Gordon's allocation was very reasonable.
He was allocated according to his size and ability.
He divided the most uneasy Rudolph and He is together; between Cheng and you, who cares most about you?
You have seen the most women.
You should be able to control it."
A soft chuckle immediately came from inside.
"I know," Sneijder explained: "Cheng Gang saw her best friend die with her own eyes.
Although she is very strong, she must feel uncomfortable.
She needs someone to comfort her tonight."
"She needs a strong embrace, with well-developed chest muscles and abdominal muscles, so that she can feel more secure.
And Regel, you are the best among us; your muscles are comparable to those of the Terminator."
He said with a hint of laughter.
The teasing voice carries a slight echo.
Come here: "Maybe we can't control who dies and who survives here, so one day this poor girl will recall that she was lying in the arms of the strongest bodybuilding coach tonight, not me...
A pimp."
It was strangely quiet inside for a moment, and you can imagine what the expressions of the people inside were like at this time.
Even Rudolf and Locke, who were eavesdropping outside the door, looked a bit strange.
Cheng Qianxun immediately covered his mouth, his shoulders couldn't help shaking, and tears immediately rolled out.
After a while, Sneijder said in a more amusing tone: "Don't you want to do it?
I think the special forces profession is also very good, and our Captain America is very willing to help others."
"It's me," Steve answered almost quickly, without giving Gordon and Regel a chance to speak: "Not everyone can afford the annual fee for a high-end bodybuilding club, and I, a rich, handsome man, can't afford it either.
Not going anywhere.”
Reger said with a bit of embarrassment: "Fuck you, she is mine.
Even if this girl is a little less fleshy, at least she is a woman.
With one woman and two men, every man knows which pile he should sleep in." ” Cheng Qianxun turned around suddenly, walked to the quilt, and continued to arrange it silently.
Rudolph and Locke also came back.
Locke whispered softly as he opened the three-seat sofa: "It's better to be a woman."
Rudolf said leisurely: "In my industry, the survival rate of women is higher than that of men."
Locke looked at Cheng Qianxun and said, "What method did you use to charm the pimp?"
Cheng Qianxun wiped away his tears violently and said harshly: "Shut up, don't forget that women have two mouths.
No matter what you say, you can't defeat me."
The first time he heard Cheng Qianxun say rude words, Locke was stunned for a moment, but then he laughed: "I finally know how high the survival rate is.
If a man tells you to shut up, Rudolph, you will definitely blow her head off."
Alright" Rudolph looked at him coldly: "I just want to put the barrel of the gun into your mouth."
Locke laughed unnaturally, and Cheng Qianxun grabbed a pillow and threw it at his head.
Several men came out of the kitchen with opened cans.
Rudolph pulled down the decorative curtains on the side and spread them on the floor.
Everyone sat on the floor and ate the cans.
Sneijder also found two bottles of wine and began to use a bottle opener to open the rubber cork inside: "Cheap table wine, what a pity for the good wine of 1986, but it is good to have wine, and I have to thank the great Satan ” There were not enough spoons, so everyone took whatever they saw, stuffed a spoonful into their mouths, and then put the cans on the ground for others to eat.
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No matter how mystical Locke is, he still frowns while eating like this.
"Well, the beans are good and not as bad as expected."
Sneijder deliberately placed the can of beans close to Cheng Qianxun.
Cheng Qianxun took it over, took a small spoonful and put it into his mouth, and immediately put the can in front of him.
He chewed a few mouthfuls and shook his head: "It's not as delicious as the pig paw and soybean soup I made.
After this is over, I will definitely cook a big pot of soup for you to eat."
"You can actually cook?"
Gordon took the can of beans and ate it: "I heard that the men there also cook."
"Not necessarily."
Cheng Qianxun said while eating: "Now the prices are very high, and it may not be possible to rely on one person's salary, so our women, especially those in the city, will continue to work after getting married."
"Well, in Germany, women stop working after getting married.
And when raising children, men take maternity leave together."
Steve picked up the can of beans, took a spoonful, and ate it: "Obviously, the rumors say that welfare in Europe is indeed better than that in the East.
Many women who still work after getting married are either conceited strong women, or there is a bastard in the family such as a gambler or a drunkard, otherwise the unemployment benefits alone are enough. " "Well, these beans are indeed okay."
Steve grabbed the can of beans again, poured the last bit of the can into his mouth, and said while chewing: "But there is really no Oriental emphasis on eating.
Well, if any woman If her cooking skills can reach this point, I will marry her immediately.”
Reger rolled his eyes: "None of your previous girlfriends knew how to cook."
"Well, yes" Steve complained as he picked up another piece of luncheon meat: "They don't know anything except spending money."
Sneijder laughed loudly: "It's not as good as the girls in my shop.
Some women just went the wrong way and got used to the current life.
Then I will help you pick a few who can cook something for you.
When you wake up from fatigue in the morning, you can enjoy a delicious love meal to replenish your energy, and the cost will definitely be much less than that of your ex-girlfriends."
"Well, you're right.
The taste of this wine is really..."
Steve took a sip and frowned slightly, then lay down lazily, holding a glass of cheap red wine: "Looking back now, it's all...
They are shit wrapped in beautiful skin, but they can indeed bring pleasure and a sense of accomplishment to men.
One must be installed in the sports car to make it look more attractive.”
"Hi, gentlemen" Cheng Qianxun couldn't listen anymore: "Please note that there is a lady here."
"Oh, honey, you should listen.
In fact, you also need to master the rules when looking for a man.
There are not a few oriental women who succeeded John Lennon in the 1970s, industrial giants and even crown princes."
Sneijder smiled evilly, all over his face Philistine: "Although your appearance is a little bad, true love can also be found in adversity.
Now is the best time for you to capture a man's heart."
The men couldn't help but laugh, and Locke smiled and said: "Obviously this guy has watched too many Hollywood movies, and it's too late to even think about surviving, so he still thinks about this."
The relaxed smiles on everyone's faces suddenly disappeared, and the haze surrounded them again.
Sneijder frowned slightly: "Locke, don't you have a girlfriend, children, or even pets?"
"So what?"
Locke didn't know that he had just ruined the scenery: "Those are too troublesome, pets are dirty, and I don't have time to take care of them.
If I can go out, maybe I will get one."
"Oh, you'd better raise it quickly," Sneijder waved his hands as if to drive him away: "And go to social circles such as bars and banquets more often.
While you are still young, you don't have loose meat to attract those who are just interested.
A woman who values appearance.
Otherwise, in another ten years, when she reaches middle age with a big belly, she will still look like a stupid kid, and women will stay away from her. " That's really what happened.
Everyone looked at Locke's slightly embarrassed face and smiled secretly
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