Seeing that Sneijder was back to normal, everyone was relieved and then laughed.
"Yes."
Regel smiled and looked sideways at Cheng Qianxun, who was standing next to him with tears streaming down his face.
"She was the one who found a way to bring you back."
"Of course there is also the great Mammon, and this powerful and benevolent steward."
Rudolph quickly added.
The steward raised his eyebrows, nodded helpfully, and said falsely politely: "You're welcome, I'm willing to serve our distinguished guest."
"Actually, it's all the result of everyone's help."
Cheng Qianxun said with a tearful smile, "I'll tell you about this later."
"Get up."
Gordon stretched out his hand, pulled Sneed up, patted his shoulder, raised his head slightly, and smiled with the brotherly expression unique to the special forces: "Welcome back to the team."
"Thank you."
Sneijder was also very excited, but he immediately discovered something was wrong.
This was obvious.
In the past, he was about ten centimeters shorter than Gordon.
His head reached Gordon's eyebrows, so he had to raise his head slightly to speak.
But now, when Gordon spoke to him, it was the other way around.
He is half a head taller than Gordon Looking back, he was actually as tall as the tallest Regel, or even taller.
Looking down at Cheng Qianxun, he was getting smaller and smaller, only reaching his creaking nest.
He looked down again and was stunned for a moment: "This..."
"Your body is so rotten and smelly, so I changed it to another one."
Rudolph rubbed his hands, looked up and down Sneijder, and exclaimed: "It's a masterpiece, so perfect."
"Of course, do you know whose body it is?"
The manager raised his head extremely proudly, as if he was planning to show off.
Gordon guessed: "It's Adam's" "Adam" the manager snorted contemptuously: "It is said that human beings were created by God in his own image.
Now you should also know that human beings evolved from monkeys.
Think carefully about the earliest hominid that walked upright that you humans have discovered so far. , If this body is Adam, it should be a hairy gorilla.”
"Whose is that?"
Sneijder looked down again: "This is too exaggerated."
"What's the exaggeration?"
The manager covered his mouth with his fingers and smiled coquettishly: "This is a body made by the underworld according to the proportions of tens of thousands of the most famous and beautiful human male bodies.
Both men and women will scream for it when they see it. .
No matter the height, length, every bit of it, it’s so perfect.”
Sneijder had a wry smile on his face, stretched out his hand to the middle, and weighed it: "Including this one.
I was not young before, but this one is like a bull."
"Pfft!"
The men burst into laughter, and Cheng Qianxun's face became even redder.
But the manager still smiled and said: "You humans like big ones.
Of course, this one has been carefully calculated.
If it is smaller, it will lose its boldness.
If it is larger, it will really become a beast.
This size is just right."
"What's the use?"
Sneijder covered this part with his hand.
It's so big that one hand can hardly block the spring light: "Michelangelo's David statue was not carved like this."
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"Oh" the manager beamed with excitement: "Because we are all practical people.
Of course, the combination of aesthetics and practicality can reflect our characteristics.
If you don't believe me, you can try it now.
The quality is guaranteed to be extremely reliable and strong."
The men laughed harder and harder.
It's such a joy "That's really well said."
Reger patted Sneijder's shoulder and looked up and down at his strong and perfect body: "Don't be unhappy after getting benefits.
What man wouldn't want a body like this?
Oh my God, these two My chest muscles, I can’t get this kind of effect after practicing for so long.
Can I touch them?”
"Go to hell" Sneijder immediately took a step back to get out of the way: "When did you become a gay?"
"Of course I won't.
But it's hard for others to tell."
Reger pouted at Rudolph, whose eyes doubled as he looked at him, making Sneijder even more embarrassed.
"Let Sneijder put on his clothes."
Cheng Qianxun raised his hand.
"Don't" the three men shouted at the same time.
Rudolf seemed a little intoxicated and said: "What a beautiful body.
This is simply the most beautiful art.
How can you cover it up with vulgar things?"
Reger said with a smile: "If you want to change, let's change it into a transparent one for Sneijder to wear."
"You guys," Sneijder gritted his teeth: "I hope your physical strength and punching speed are fast enough, and I will beat you all up later."
While he was teasing Sneijder, a howling sound suddenly came from the darkness: "Ah" The high pitched sound was so terrifying.
Echoing in the dark depths.
Then I heard someone shouting: "My baby, my most precious baby."
Satan Mamon, who was sitting on the throne, emerged from the darkness and looked around anxiously: "My servant.
Have you seen my treasure?"
"My master," the steward bowed respectfully: "You have countless treasures, which one is it?"
"It's the body of God..."
Mammon looked everywhere eagerly, and when her blood-red gaze landed on Sneijder, she stopped moving.
He stared in disbelief for a long time, and immediately shouted loudly: "Why are you here?"
The steward saluted again: "Master.
Because his body was so badly damaged, I gave him one back."
Everyone's eyes flashed as Mammon rushed from the throne to Sneijder.
There was no need to step back, it was as if the carpet stretched out automatically, moving them aside to make room.
The unusually tall Mammon is about three meters tall.
It walks on the ground with its forelimbs like a wolf.
Dragging his long tail, he circled around Sneijder, who was holding his middle, staring at the blood-red eyes, and looked at it carefully.
Sneijder did not dare to move, letting Mammon, who had bat wings and was covered in pitch black, look like a beast and more like a monster, hovering around him sinisterly, looking up and down at his naked body.
Sure enough, it was the body Mammon stood up suddenly, stood there and beat her chest with her fists, stamped her two ox hoofs back and forth, and howled: "This is this, you can't take this if you want to change your body." , this is my treasure, I won’t exchange it for any amount of treasure, but you actually gave it to a mortal. " From watching around Sneijder like a nightmare, to beating his chest and feet in pain.
It's really scary and ridiculous.
The manager was stunned for a moment, and then he seemed to wake up.
He was so frightened that his knees bent and he fell to the ground suddenly: "Yes, why should I use this master for him?
What happened to me just now?
I thought of it first this..."
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Mammen raised his hands and grabbed the hairless, horned black head, and said with extreme embarrassment: "Some guy must be jealous that I have this treasure, so he deliberately let you put it on.
These damn guys, let I know who it is.
I’m not done with him.”
Although everyone doesn't fully understand what happened, it is obvious.
This body is a treasure to Mammon.
Seeing Mammon screaming and jumping like a child whose candy has been robbed, everyone couldn't hold back their laughter.
The feeling of revenge was really refreshing.
"Then what can I do?
It has already been installed."
The steward murmured: "But now take it off.
The neck connection part of the physical body will be stained with mortal flesh."
Everyone watched the scene in front of them nervously and did not dare to speak.
"The only thing we can do is wait, wait."
Mammon was so angry that white smoke came out of her nose and mouth, and her whole body was like a volcano about to erupt.
"Master, it's only thirteen days, it will pass quickly."
The steward was still kneeling.
He spoke cautiously.
Mammon put her hands behind her back and took two steps back and forth angrily, then her huge body shook violently.
Shrunken down to the same height as Sneijder.
Originally, he wanted to grab Sneijder's shoulder, maybe because he was afraid of breaking it, so he gently put his hand with long and slender black nails on it, as gently as touching precious silk.
I'm afraid any roughness will cause snagging.
His dark face seemed to be forcing a smile, revealing his white fangs.
Trying his best to control his anger, he said softly: "Be careful, don't break it.
As long as there is a little wound on it...
I will crush your head."
The last words were spoken through gritted teeth, and the tone was definitely threatening and warning.
After Mammon finished speaking, he turned around and stretched his two claws as if to grab something, making a series of crisp sounds of bone friction.
He was so angry that he couldn't restrain himself.
He threw up his head and howled loudly.
The loud sound caused everyone to cover their ears, feeling their bodies shaking with the vibrations caused by the howling.
Mammon dodged and returned to the throne, stared angrily at Sneijder's body, and disappeared into the darkness without saying a word.
Guan then breathed a sigh of relief, stood up from the ground, and wiped his forehead slightly with his hand.
Cheng Qianxun also took advantage of the opportunity to help Sneijder put on a suit of clothes.
He had been naked for a long time.
The manager looked at Sneijder and reminded: "You are so lucky.
Enjoy this body.
I will replace it with another one for you in thirteen days."
"This one is pretty good, there's no need to change it," everyone said one after another, saying that if they replaced it with something else, it wouldn't be worse than this one.
I was suppressing laughter in my heart, never expecting to get any benefit from Satan.
Now that you have it, how can you let it go so easily.
After thinking for a while, the manager said helplessly: "Okay, I'll ask Lord Mammon to repair his original body and replace it with his original body.
That'll be all right."
The request cannot be too excessive, and everyone will agree.
After the steward vomited out a mouthful, a smile appeared on his face: "Okay, do you want to eat or take a bath now, or do you need special services?"
Cheng Qianxun clicked his fingers one by one and quickly changed everyone's dirty clothes into clean clothes, and then said: "Let's have dinner."
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"Yes."
The steward put the scepter under his arm, raised his hands and clapped them.
Immediately, a luxurious banquet and numerous servants appeared not far away in the space.
"Please enjoy, distinguished guests."
He bowed and saluted obsequiously.
Why are you so polite?
I haven't eaten since morning and I was almost eaten by a zombie.
The half-cooked venison eaten last night had long been digested.
Everyone immediately ran over, grabbed a piece of delicious food and stuffed it into their mouths without even taking a plate.
After stuffing some of it like a beast, he picked up the whole favorite dish, found a place to sit down, and ate while everyone was still eating and ordering with arrogance, and asked the servant to bring them all: "This plate, and That plate of shanks."
"Roast turkey, jam."
"Butter, steak, hurry up."
"Fry me eight eggs."