Regel looked around and saw everyone holding back their laughter, and said helplessly: "If you want to laugh, just laugh.
After laughing, you will have an idea."
Everyone burst into laughter.
Sneijder said with a smile: "You say it's a privilege, but I think it's a hard job.
A yellow-haired girl who doesn't take a shower must not have any fun at all."
Rudolf, who had experienced "medieval beauties", even laughed so hard: "And most of them have sallow faces and rotten teeth; their breath smells worse than sewers."
"Have you laughed enough?"
Regel said angrily, "Now it's time to come up with an idea."
"How can we come up with an idea?"
Sneijder was so cheerful.
If this was a bed, he would definitely lie on it and toss and turn: "Since you are here, just abide by the customs here and ask the lord to feed these women.
Drive away toxins, ward off evil spirits and eliminate disasters.”
Cheng Qianxun also laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears.
This was not as good as he imagined.
If it were in the past, those men, especially Diao Si, would not be filled with beastly blood and would like to immediately travel to medieval Europe and become lords.
That's free sex plus authentic babes.
They're different every time.
It's absolutely wonderful and absolutely hot.
The most important thing is that they have never seen the dignity of these women in the Middle Ages.
Just taking three baths in a lifetime is enough to turn off a person's appetite.
The smell of a sow wallowing in the mud is much stronger than theirs.
And all of this is for faith, an extremely powerful faith.
I would rather have a pustule on my face, or suffer from gynecological diseases and be itchy to death, than take a bath and soil a pure soul.
This is such a powerful idea.
She smiled and said: "I have a way to temporarily solve the crisis.
Of course, it cannot cure the root cause.
Let's get rid of the situation in front of us first."
The distinguished lord Regal went downstairs.
Surrounded by his brother and loyal knights.
Of course, Rudolf wore the sword at his waist.
Knights always keep the sword at home, and it is such a precious sword.
It is said that the hilt of the sword is inlaid with Saint Peter's teeth, bones of saints and other holy objects.
It is a gold and steel sword that only the royal family can afford.
Rudolph's figure alone is enough to be called tall, while Reger and Sneijder's figures are simply like gods.
Several farmers at the door immediately took off their hats.
Messy hair covered in lice was revealed.
The messy palm strands thrown next to the trash can and in the torn mattress are cleaner than their hair.
Fortunately, the noble didn't have to stand in front of them.
Regel stood at the top of the stairs and looked out the door: "Which one is it?"
This made his teammates laugh secretly again.
"There are four of them."
The thugs pulled them over one by one diligently: "These are the miller's daughters; salute, these are specialized in killing animals..."
Apparently in order of richness or not, followed by two ordinary unskilled peasant daughters.
In fact, they are all very poor, and they should be wearing the best clothes at home, but these clothes are still full of patches.
Two were rickets, short, chicken-breasted, and chronically undernourished.
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The miller's daughter was a little fatter, but she didn't have too much flesh on her body, it was just a little bit normal.
But there were dense pockmarks on her nose and cheeks.
There are more stars than there are in the sky right now.
There is also the daughter who kills animals.
She is a beauty, or she is barely beautiful, with a tall nose and big eyes.
Her father helps kill pigs and sheep everywhere and gets back a lot of sewage to raise her with a lot of meat.
But Regel just took a second look.
She smiled "beautifully".
The black teeth in his mouth immediately made Regel's eyes widen.
And those untouchables have been quarreling since they didn't come out.
What are they arguing about?
It's been a month since there was no lord.
The wedding dates of these four brides have been postponed again and again, and they are all eager to wait for the lord to "ward off evil spirits and eliminate evil" to get married.
So the four fathers of the bride hurriedly took the baskets to show their filial piety, or to replenish their bodies after helping the lord.
There are really a lot of things.
Blood sausage, eggs, and even salted fish all fill the basket to the brim.
"Lord, please help my daughter to bud first."
A farmer said anxiously: "Finally, a man is willing to want her.
She will be almost 20 years old if she doesn't get married."
The church stipulates that the age for women to get married is 12 years old.
In the Middle Ages, the general age of marriage was between 16 and 18 years old.
It was rare for a woman to remain unmarried over the age of 20.
In the eyes of medieval people, being twenty years old is equivalent to being thirty years old for a woman today.
"Sir, it's my daughter."
The butcher picked up a big pig's head inside and said, "This is my tribute to you.
I just got it yesterday and it's still very fresh."
"I brought ten pounds of dried meat," the miller said generously, "and a big bag of flour, which is the best flour and can be used to make queen's bread and white bread."
The so-called big bag only weighs about three kilograms.
But considering the situation at the time, these three kilograms of flour were no less than thirty kilograms of semolina full of bran.
Of course, the other two farmers also did their part, otherwise their daughter's wedding would be postponed again and again.
One shouted that he had brought five kilograms of cheese, and the other shouted that he had brought four large salted fishes.
Cheng Qianxun was hiding upstairs, secretly watching everything downstairs through the crack of the door, laughing so hard that he almost twitched.
It was almost time for her to appear, and she had to hold back her laughter first, but this was obviously not an easy task.
The whole thing is so hilarious Reger nodded with satisfaction: "Well, not bad, let me think about it again."
The thug said flatteringly: "The lord is actually in very good health.
How about one person a night so that these lovely brides can get married as soon as possible."
Regale's eyes suddenly bulged, and Cheng Qianxun, who had finally managed to hold back his laughter and was about to open the door and go out, laughed and sat down on the spot.
Sneijder's endurance was not as good as that of Rudolph, who was a former agent, and he burst out laughing.
The lord's brother smiled, and the thug thought that the lord was very satisfied with the arrangement, so he added: "These four were to get married last month, but they have been delayed until now.
There are still several couples this month.
Everyone knows that the lord is here. , we have started to prepare for the wedding, there should be at least about ten more."
Regel almost fainted and was still waiting for him to come over and get married.
This cannot be blamed on those people getting married now.
Spring and autumn are often the most suitable seasons for getting married, and autumn is after the harvest.
There is extra money left, just in time to prepare for the wedding.
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We'll be hungry together in the winter, and we'll be able to work together in the spring as soon as the grass grows.
So almost all of them get married in the fall.
I saw that the lord's face seemed wrong, a little pale.
The thug thought to himself that there were women almost every day this month, and even the boar couldn't stand it.
So he said understandingly: "How about I ask you to choose one first?
We'll decide tomorrow based on the situation."
"Okay, okay."
The corners of Reger's mouth twitched, pretending to be walking around on these four "flower-like" brides-to-be.
In fact, none of these brides can bear it.
While I was choosing, I heard a roar from the stairs: "Regel" As the fiancée of the lord's brother, the oriental female aristocrat made a brilliant appearance.
She proudly picked up the skirt of the luxurious dress that made those women envious, without a single patch, and walked downstairs angrily.
She stood in the middle of the stairs and yelled.
With: "How dare you treat me like this" Cheng Qianxun began to make up a story that everyone could talk about after dinner, and said angrily: "My hateful sister pretended to be me and snatched you away, so forget it.
It's all that bitch's fault, I forgive you I didn’t expect you to have sex with these vulgar low-class people.
It’s so hateful.
I will never forgive you, I won’t forgive you.”
After saying that, he turned around and walked up the stairs quickly, closing the door heavily.
"Bang!"
The huge sound of the door closing made Regel and the others tremble slightly.
Regel immediately yelled: "Dear, it's not what you think.
Let me explain."
He abandoned the pile of farmers and bride-to-be at the door and hurried up to explain.
Everyone watched with dull eyes as their lord ran into his brother's fiancée's room to explain. . .
Then came Mr.
Sneed, and the lord's brother yelled angrily: "What do you two mean?"
He also ran up.
The door slammed shut again, and the voices of quarrels inside were heard: "My good brother, this is how you treat me."
"You dare to try.
I am the lord, and you can only get a small part of the inheritance."
"Your fiancée has actually been hanged a long time ago.
You were clearly in a relationship with my sister from the beginning, and you didn't stop her from seducing my fiancé even after you knew she was going to seduce me.
You are coveting my property."
"Oh, dear.
Don't be upset about what happened in the afternoon.
I know I was wrong, but you can't abandon me and follow my brother."
A group of people stood at the door, their mouths slightly open, staring blankly upstairs, when they heard an extremely lively quarrel.
It seems that they understand what family disputes are, and they should belong to the internal conflicts of the upper class.
Rudolf held his sword with one hand and said with a haughty expression: "Obviously the lord is not free today, why don't you try again tomorrow?
He needs to comfort his brother...
Hmm, maybe it's his fiancée's mood.
Or his brother , or he himself needs to stabilize his emotions."
It's very complicated.
This is something that ordinary people can't understand, let alone people who don't even write their own names.
So several people looked at each other, picked up the basket, turned around and followed the thugs out, and then went home each other.
"Oh, you can flirt with those maids, but I can't?
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Think about it, who am I?
My wealth is enough to buy ten times your brother's fiefdom.
I don't belong to you in the first place.
Let’s go to that damn sister of mine.”
"My dear, I know you love me the most.
I will find a rich widow or a well-matched young lady to introduce him to my brother tomorrow.
Don't worry, for the sake of my dead father, I will take care of him."
"You are not a good person either.
Tell me, do you and that damn ghost have anything to do with each other?"
"It's already that.
Maybe when she hung herself, she would have been two months pregnant in her belly.
Oh, my dear, I still love you the most.
I told you a long time ago that they were all seducing me.
You Don’t mind, I won’t look for them from now on, okay, my dearest.”
Cheng Qianxun and the others continued to yell in the room, thinking of everything they wanted to say.
At this time, the door opened.
Rudolf stood at the door and said calmly and indifferently: "My master, they are all gone."
When Rudolph came in and closed the door, the four of them looked at each other, sat weakly on the chairs, and then, not knowing who started it, laughed loudly.
In the end, everyone covered their mouths and were so happy that they almost burst into tears
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